Lawsuit--Think they will win?
Friday, February 3, 2006 by Patriots | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Hey All,
Thought I’d post a thread about "funniest or oddest" lawsuit claims. We’ve all heard at one time or another, how far someone would go to earn an extra buck or two. So, here’s your chance to post them up, so we can all have a good laugh.
Here’s your first
Apple Sued over iPod Hearing Loss
An iPod owner who says he suffered hearing loss as a result of the device filed a lawsuit against Apple in federal court earlier this week, and is seeking class action status. However, experts say the effort has little chance of success (who seems to think he’ll actually win?)
According to the suit, filed Tuesday in the U.S. District Court in San Jose, iPods are "inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss." It asks the court to order Apple to pay compensation and make upgrades to the device to make it safer. You can read more here: http://www.betanews.com/article/Apple_Sued_Over_iPod_Hearing_Loss/1138907439
Reply #2 Friday, February 3, 2006 2:52 PM
Reply #4 Friday, February 3, 2006 4:49 PM
He'll win.
If a bicycle co can be sued for not warning people to use lights at night then Apple is likewise screwed....
Reply #5 Friday, February 3, 2006 5:11 PM
Reply #7 Friday, February 3, 2006 8:27 PM
Reply #9 Friday, February 3, 2006 10:38 PM
Reply #10 Saturday, February 4, 2006 4:38 AM
Something like this always reminds me of the fat person who sued a fast food restaurant claiming it was their fault. Or the lady who sued because she got hit by a train ... WHILE WALKING ON THE TRACKS.
About this story, I hope he won’t win, but he probably will.
Reply #11 Saturday, February 4, 2006 4:39 AM

Reply #12 Saturday, February 4, 2006 5:52 AM
Reply #13 Saturday, February 4, 2006 6:12 AM
It's the Lawyers' fault.
If the slimy bottom-feeders weren't so greedy coffin-chasing they'd grow a brain and tell the litigants to bugger off.
Jafo is summarily removed from the Law Society's Xmas list....
Reply #14 Saturday, February 4, 2006 7:21 AM
| Do people really lack common sense nowadays? |
Survey said.....YES!
Reply #15 Saturday, February 4, 2006 6:52 PM
Gonna sue lil Johnny Howard for his exceedingly bushy eyebrows.....they make my eyes nervous so I end up with repetitive constant blinking and miss things I wanna see.
Gonna sue George W Bush cos his surname reminds me of Poison Ivy and I break out in an itching frenzy every time I see him on TV or hear his name.
Gonna sue the British Bulldog Spirit cos when I sink my teeth into something I just can't let go.
Gonna sue Microsoft for not making an idiot proof OS, cos of the many clean installs I've had to do for messing up XP
Gonna sue Wincustomize for the thousands of great skins on site, cos now there's too many to choose from and I'm unable to leave just one on my system for very long.
And lastly, I'm gonna sue my parents for the birth defect....the lunatic/idiocy gene that would cause me to think about such ridiculous lawsuits.
Oh yeah....and I'm gonna sue myself, cos now I've given myself a headache thinking about it all

Reply #16 Saturday, February 4, 2006 7:10 PM
| Gonna sue Microsoft for not making an idiot proof OS, cos of the many clean installs I've had to do for messing up XP |
Actually...Microsoft DID produce an idiot=proof OS....
Trouble was.....someone produced a better class of idiot....
Reply #17 Saturday, February 4, 2006 9:28 PM
| ...someone produced a better class of idiot... |
There's always a better class of idiot.
As far as fubar lawsuits.. there's the guy in prison who sued himself for 1,000,000 dollars for injuries he caused himself while trying to kill someone... then wanted the government to pay the million bucks because they should be responsible for his legal debts, since being in prison prevented him from getting a job, thus netting him 1,000,000 dollars. He lost, of course.
Reply #18 Sunday, February 5, 2006 12:03 AM
Reply #19 Sunday, February 5, 2006 4:48 AM
| Starkers...Sorry, but that was hysterical...thanks |
My point was that with a little imagination, anyone (idiots included) can come up with an idea for a lawsuit....and there'll be a guttersnipe lawyer somewhere who'll take up the cause in pursuit of a fast (unearnt) buck. Ill gotten gain....(a saying I picked up from watching 'Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.'on TV years ago).
| someone produced a better class of idiot.... |
Jafo....IF that's an insinuation....I appreciate having been placed in the higher, rather than the lower bracket.

Reply #20 Sunday, February 5, 2006 4:54 AM
| Actually...Microsoft DID produce an idiot=proof OS.... |
Maybe XP is idiot proof but the bugs in the OS are a different story.
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Reply #1 Friday, February 3, 2006 2:45 PM