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starkers
Reply #682 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:01 PM
Hope it wasn't Bichur's
Honey or strawberry jam.
As a kid, did you ever 'load' a newspaper with doggy doo, light it and leave on somebody's doorstep? (As an adult, even?)
Reply #682 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:01 PM
| [Po' Smedley] Okay, since no one else will answer it...yes. (I did it on this ol' tree stump...) |
Hope it wasn't Bichur's
Honey or strawberry jam.
As a kid, did you ever 'load' a newspaper with doggy doo, light it and leave on somebody's doorstep? (As an adult, even?
)
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #683 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:06 PM
Reply #683 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:06 PM
Yes, but not in newspaper, in a paper lunch bag, was about 12 and had 2 friends and we laughed about it all summer!
Ever get in such trouble as a kid to get grounded, your entire summer vacation?
Ever get in such trouble as a kid to get grounded, your entire summer vacation?
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #684 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:16 PM
Reply #684 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 7:16 PM
Got sent to bed once for swearing. Was innocent of course. A 'friend' said I used a swear word - his dad was a policeman, so he was believed and not me... sigh.
Me swearing, have you heard anything so f****** ridiculous....
What is the worst thing you have been accused of which you didn't do?
starkers
Reply #685 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:39 AM
Stealing....my sister and a school friend stole what they called a super ball, so named because it bounced incredibly for quite some time. Later that evening my parents asked where it came from....how it had been come by as neither of us had the money......my sister promtly blurted out: "Mark stole it!!" The hiding I received was doubly painful....I wasn't even there when it was stolen.
Ever take an unauthorised day off when going to school and why, what was more important?
Reply #685 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:39 AM
| What is the worst thing you have been accused of which you didn't do? |
Stealing....my sister and a school friend stole what they called a super ball, so named because it bounced incredibly for quite some time. Later that evening my parents asked where it came from....how it had been come by as neither of us had the money......my sister promtly blurted out: "Mark stole it!!" The hiding I received was doubly painful....I wasn't even there when it was stolen.
Ever take an unauthorised day off when going to school and why, what was more important?
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #686 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 3:02 AM
Reply #686 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 3:02 AM
Yes. In 1972 Santos were playing Sheffield Wednesday (football), it was our only chance to see Pele play live. Half the lads in the school went...
Ever do the same at work?
starkers
Reply #687 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:19 AM
Yep sure did....rang in to say my wife was having a baby.
Next day: "Well, what did she have, boy or girl?
"Dunno, gotta wait 9 months now." True story, well almost, almost pre-arranged!
Conception issues, ovulation, etc....phone call was a courtesy to my boss, who was actually okay with the day off....just leave out the boy or girl bit.
BTW...we ended up having a boy.
Ever have a practical joke backfire what was it and how?
Reply #687 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:19 AM
| Ever do the same at work? |
Yep sure did....rang in to say my wife was having a baby.
Next day: "Well, what did she have, boy or girl?
"Dunno, gotta wait 9 months now." True story, well almost, almost pre-arranged!
Conception issues, ovulation, etc....phone call was a courtesy to my boss, who was actually okay with the day off....just leave out the boy or girl bit.
BTW...we ended up having a boy.
Ever have a practical joke backfire what was it and how?
jackelllzz
Reply #688 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 5:45 PM
Reply #688 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 5:45 PM
I'm not gullible, but my best friend always had a knack of pulling the best practical jokes on me, and even when I didn't believe him, he had answers/methods to pull the wool over my eyes. So I decided I was going to get him but good. A good friend of my mothers owned a jewellery store, and being a good customer, she's helped me out on a number of occasions. I told her I wanted to pull a practical joke on my friend, and was willing to give her a signed cheque for the amount of an engagement ring if she would let me borrow it. She said go ahead and take it, just bring it back when I was done. So I had my friend over, told him that me and my ex-g/f had reconciled (we actually had), and I told him I was going to ask her to marry me the following night (which would have been a Sunday). He said "Yeah right, BS". I said "no seriously, hold on" and went and got the ring, and showed it to him. His jaw dropped. I asked him to be my best man. He agreed. The following day he called, all excited, and asked what my g/f had said, and I told him she accepted, all teary eyed, yadda yadda yadda. Guess who he runs into two days later and congratulates 
What are the 6 winning numbers in the 6/49 lottery tonight?
What are the 6 winning numbers in the 6/49 lottery tonight?
ExodusCrow
Reply #689 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:10 PM
Reply #689 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:10 PM
03 13 15 22 33 34 40 Bonus 10
Who's the greatest?
Who's the greatest?
starkers
Reply #691 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:14 PM
My wife, obviously. Besides, I'm not game to nominate anyone else
What's the latest you've ever slept in...on a work day?
Reply #691 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:14 PM
| Who's the most wonderful? |
My wife, obviously. Besides, I'm not game to nominate anyone else
What's the latest you've ever slept in...on a work day?
jackelllzz
Reply #692 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:52 PM
Reply #692 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:52 PM
when I used to work, the latest was ten to 8 (and I started at 8). Damn internal clock has me up at 6 every morning now.
How do I shut off that damn internal clock so I can sleep in?
How do I shut off that damn internal clock so I can sleep in?
ashanjel
Reply #693 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:27 PM
Reply #693 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:27 PM
sleep really late with the help of coffee 
how do you know humpty dumpty is an egg???
how do you know humpty dumpty is an egg???
starkers
Reply #694 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:33 PM
I don't, but if so....what a huge omelette!!
Did little Bo Peep really lose her sheep....or send 'em off to the nearest meatworks for the extra cash?
Reply #694 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:33 PM
| how do you know humpty dumpty is an egg??? |
I don't, but if so....what a huge omelette!!
Did little Bo Peep really lose her sheep....or send 'em off to the nearest meatworks for the extra cash?
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #695 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:49 PM
Reply #695 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:49 PM
She lost them, she was an air-head!!! LOL
So why did the cow jump over the moon?
So why did the cow jump over the moon?
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #696 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:49 PM
Reply #696 Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:49 PM
She lost them, she was an air-head!!! LOL
So why did the cow jump over the moon?
So why did the cow jump over the moon?
Sleeping Dragon
Reply #697 Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:04 AM
Reply #697 Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:04 AM
To get away from that damn fiddle playing cat.
Were Jack and Jill .... you know? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Or were they siblings?
Were Jack and Jill .... you know? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Or were they siblings?
ashanjel
Reply #698 Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:50 AM
Reply #698 Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:50 AM
Jack liked Jill, but Jill liked Johnny Depp...
how many litres of water do you think jack n jill's pail held??
how many litres of water do you think jack n jill's pail held??
NightTrainthedark
Reply #700 Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:07 PM
Reply #700 Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:07 PM
Probably because of his name.
Do you think all the kings horses and men laughed when Humpty fell?
Do you think all the kings horses and men laughed when Humpty fell?
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Reply #681 Tuesday, January 24, 2006 4:40 PM
What is your favorite pancake topping...other than syrup?