Old Crab asks.....do you have a WHOPPER !?!
Tuesday, July 13, 2004 by Old_Crab | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
This has been done before, but as always it was lost a while back to the server dungeons. I believe it should be resurrected........Tall Tales. You can tell I'm just waiting for the All-Star game to come on.
....I was out today pruning alot of trees. I had my John Deere "Gator" stocked with everything I needed. Saw, pruning shears, pruning sauce (band-aids for the cut limbs), music box with pruning music, and of course my beer cooler. ( Since pruning is a rather laid back activity sobriety is not in question). Anyway......I used the occassion to try a rather frothy brew named "La Blatt" - a Louisiana brew. PLINK! As I trundeled along I reached for my first "La Blatt" brew and found the can empty. Thinking I had drank it and forgotton about it I got another one. PLINK! Hmmmmmm, what was that? I'd heard that before when I started out on my pruning rounds but couldn't figure it out, so I ignored it. Anywho....I reached for my second "La Blatt" and it was empty. Believe me I was stumped. (It's hard to stump me, especially when nobody was around to play pranks on me.) I got out another brew and I watched it like a hawk. I turned around for only a second and PLINK. I spun around like a cat to find that a very hostile marsh mosquito had attacked, punched a hole in and drained my "La Blatt" in a New York second.......... . It's true! Really!
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....I was out today pruning alot of trees. I had my John Deere "Gator" stocked with everything I needed. Saw, pruning shears, pruning sauce (band-aids for the cut limbs), music box with pruning music, and of course my beer cooler. ( Since pruning is a rather laid back activity sobriety is not in question). Anyway......I used the occassion to try a rather frothy brew named "La Blatt" - a Louisiana brew. PLINK! As I trundeled along I reached for my first "La Blatt" brew and found the can empty. Thinking I had drank it and forgotton about it I got another one. PLINK! Hmmmmmm, what was that? I'd heard that before when I started out on my pruning rounds but couldn't figure it out, so I ignored it. Anywho....I reached for my second "La Blatt" and it was empty. Believe me I was stumped. (It's hard to stump me, especially when nobody was around to play pranks on me.) I got out another brew and I watched it like a hawk. I turned around for only a second and PLINK. I spun around like a cat to find that a very hostile marsh mosquito had attacked, punched a hole in and drained my "La Blatt" in a New York second.......... . It's true! Really!
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Chickie
Reply #2 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:31 PM
How big is the marsh mosquito? 
Reply #2 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:31 PM
| very hostile marsh mosquito had attacked, punched a hole in and drained my "La Blatt" in a New York second.......... |
How big is the marsh mosquito? 
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MadPyro
Reply #4 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:34 PM
Reply #4 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:34 PM
u have quite an imagination there oldcrab. is it the years or the mileage?
NightTrainthedark
Reply #5 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:38 PM
Reply #5 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:38 PM
The other day my dishwasher broke. The guy came the next morning to repair it. It was broken beyond repair. The condo manager agreed to replace it with no further discussion. The next day I had a new dishwwasher installed free of charge and they washed my Kitchen floor. 
MadPyro
Reply #6 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:44 PM
Reply #6 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:44 PM
i know how hard it is NT i was a dishwasher for like 3 months and almost broke. 
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Reply #1 Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:30 PM