Well! I, for one, have had enough of your unbridled enthusiasm.

It was bad enough when the poor lawyers and bankers were the targets of your unfiltered praise.

Now? Messrs. Putin and Xi have written to Brad and complained that you asked to friend them on face book...you being the only person on earth to have done so. They've gone and threatened poor Jafo with Polonium and Novichok all because he's from Oz as well...and because you had to go and like them.

Cheer up Cap'n, me old mate...you can't just bugger off with no one to help with shifts on the old "O.P.S. Twisted Sister". 

P.S. No self respecting human could feel much differently from you, my old friend. Just trying to cheer you a bit. Makes me sad to see you unhappy...so, glad in one way you joined the club, but a bit sad about our world and its selfish, greedy and sadistic rulers much as you are.

Sadly, this has been our world for a very long time... 

Hi starkers, i can see you are not well, but i do wish wellness upon you.

All Political Leaders are Liars, without exception, these days the best we can hope for is OUR Liar is in charge and in Power. Take Boris (Please Take Him ) Lied to the public, Lied to his Party, probably lies to himself all the time, but he is the driving force behind Millions in Weapons and support for Ukraine, so right now, he is My Kind Of Liar, at least most of us has a Vote, unlike Russia and China. Lets hope you have a good Internet Connection in your Cave.   we all need entertainment.

The worlds problem is that there are tooo many humans on it doing tooo many things. This will be dealt with by the climate change. The population needs to be cut by at least 50 percent by 2100. Hopefully this will happen. Humans are the worst thing this planet produced. I, myself, have little to with them. Only when necessary. I'm a misanthrope.

Putin and Xi have a problem. China will be unlivable for their people by 2100. They have to move. Russia is xenophobic by nature and they don't want China moving there. The only solution is facilitate their migration to North America via the Bering Straits. The Chinese have no choice but to  come here. Where I live. 

As far as Putin goes, he's not very smart letting us test our weapons systems on his troops via the Ukrainians and making enemies for Russia all over the world. The worlds situation will inevitably lead to a massive world war with nuclear weapons as people fight to survive. Everyone who had children in the 20th century is responsible for the overpopulation. I myself knew this by 1975 so my wife and I didn't have children.

As an Advisor I explain you're all on the Titanic and its already hit the iceberg. You have two hours to get off the ship. Problem is there is nowhere to go. You're stuck here on this about to collapse planet. At 70, I don't care what happens, I'll be gone by then. This is the first time in history humans know what's next and the first time old people are glad to be old.

Well Starkers, you're not wrong.  I can't spend too much time in my own head though - it's too crowded, noisy, and dark, and for some reason it smells kind of like dirty feet.

I'd try and change your mind, but it'd be like changing socks. Or laundry or sumpin'  

Would that make a shrink a podiatrist?   

LightStar

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Sadly, this has been our world for a very long time... 

The whole damn world is flying out of control with power mad dictators.  

More of a spelunker, I think.  With a gas mask.

He really should've worn that gas mask.

Yeah. Not wearing one can be the dar...err...death of you...

The only thing I dont understand, is why Boris never seems to brush his hair........ it drives me crazy.

Looks like he might dry his hair by poking his head into a clothes dryer.  Whatever turns his crank, as long as he doesn't cause trouble.  Maybe it would work for other leaders too?

Boris must be one of the few men who can actually make £1000 Plus Saville Row Suit, look like a Potato Sack, he can come across as a Bumbling Fool, He is My Liar Right Now as i wanted freedom from Europe, and he is spending Millions for Ukraine, but for how much longer, even though he seems to be coated in Teflon. Nobody to effectively replace him right now, so Comb your Mop Boris.

I think Boris is a bit anti establishment, he doesn't comb his hair because he is a rebel. That is not always a bad thing though as Brits wanted out of the EU and he is just the guy to make it happen. As an American I actually like Boris, he definitely is not a weak leader and has fought a good fight in many regards. I have seen many worse leaders in the UK.

Well, just slightly over 50% of Brits wanted out of the EU. And so many of that number were sold on the outright bullshit lies Boris told them about the benefits of leaving and xenophobia about immigration. His platform is built on small-minded middle-England isolationism feeding the Daily Mail-reading empire-nostalgic self-righteous idiot public. Boris is a lying, self-centered embarrassment and shouldn't be in office, and has arguably totally f-cked ruined the UK's position on the world stage as being a little country run by a bumbling buffoon and his rich private school mates. (or "chums" as he would no doubt call them)

He reminds me of Trump but without the misogyny and narcissism. Both have silly hair.

Completely agree about Putin and Xi - how did these deluded dangerous men get in charge, and why don't the people around them get rid of them? Presumably because they only got there because of them...

Something very very bad is going to happen before it gets better. I get the feeling that Planet Earth is saying "have you not blown yourselves up yet? well don't worry, you're all going to burn..."

Due to the fact they are not Democratically Elected. They rule with Fear, if you can be swept up of the streets and Jailed or they are Disappeared for calling an Invasion an Invasion. To Have Secret Police who do what they do, installs fear in a population, the people did not Put Putin or Xi into power, but they can cause a toppling of there Governments in very rare circumstances.

I am None of those, i was not Sold on anything, neither am i small minded, nor Middle England or isolated and i certainly do not read the Mail.

As you say just over half of the UK Voted for Brexit, and you have just Insulted, several times over, half of The UK Public. That is Democracy for you. I Guess you must have been in the losing side, i do not think Badly of the Losing Side nor feel the need to Insult those that lost that Vote, that is just how Democracy Works and is far better than the people who live in China and The Russian Federation get.

Ah politics....time for relocation.

You all know the rules...

Become?