Are there more like meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Tuesday, August 19, 2003 by I.R. Brainiac | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

#1 Handsome...dont cover it,should be hand-and then-some.
#2 Intellijint...the guy in the wheel-chair copies off MY paper.
#3 Modest...difficult when your perfekt in every way.
#4 Sexy...regular pheremone factory.
#5 Powerful...men want to be me,women want to be with me.MEN want to be with me.
#6 Fragrant feces...self-explanatory.
#7 Empathetic...I feel strongly for those who cannot be near me.
#9 Divine...as in god-like.No no,rise my children,no need to kneel.I am too humble for such a display.
#10 Snappy dresser...cuz every girls crazy bout' a sharp dressed man.
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KarmaGirl
Reply #81 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 5:34 AM
I prefer to blame canada....
IPlural
Reply #82 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 5:44 AM
ok who does a brilliant Cartman's Mom impression and can remember the words to the speach?





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jcg
Reply #83 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 5:52 AM
ahhhh,I'm ambidextrous


I got a cream that'll clear that up
Jafo
Reply #84 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 6:34 AM

Sneaking back on topic..................................

 

#1 Handsome...anything can look good at the right distance.
#2 Intellijint...<---I know that's wrong.
#3 Modest...no-one is more.
#4 Sexy...can actually spell 'pheromone' correctly....Spell checker
#5 Powerful...even my socks are....ask the wife.
#6 Fragrant feces...it's my 'faeces' that's the problem.
#7 Empathetic...I feel myself strongly.
#9 Divine...as in some blond cross-dresser 'thing' in B movies.
#10 Snappy dresser...still got the tie-dyed Tee and the beanie [with the embroidered peace sign] from the seventies....groovy.

KarmaGirl
Reply #85 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 6:56 AM

Times have changed our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need form a full assault It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan
And my boy Eric once, had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to f*** myself Well?
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country, anyway My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all they're hockey hullabaloo And that b**** Anne Murray, too Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For the smiling must stop The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!


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I.R. Brainiac
Reply #86 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:09 AM
I.R. Brainiac looks up "pheromone" on google......damn!
Pheromone huh? I KNEW THAT!


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I.R. Brainiac
Reply #87 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:11 AM
I.R. Brainiac blames canada.
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Gregory2001
Reply #88 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:12 AM
The best, KG!
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #89 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:15 AM
Jafo ...only librarians and schoolmarms would find being able to spell pheromone sexy.
Jafo
Reply #90 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:15 AM

In defense of the Canadians.....Corky and the Juice Pigs.....

 

We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans

Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi

'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans

What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States of America.
First of all a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their diplomacy.

Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!

No!

I got a really big gun here...

All right then.


Yeah!
Secondly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their economy, yeah!

Hey pal, gimme all your money.

No!

I got a really big gun here...

All right!


And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!

Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.

Okay! Where's Iraq?


Yeah!
And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement, the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.

Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.

No.

I got a great big gun here.

Nice beads!


We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns, yeah!
'Cause we are Americans

We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi

And we wear
Canadian flags
When we travel
On our bags

'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)
We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)
We are Americans
We are Americans

We are Americans, Here we go!
We are Americans
Everythng I do... I do it for you.

 

I.R. Brainiac
Reply #91 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:22 AM
THEE ARE JUST ASKING FOR A SMITING!
I.R. Brainiac thinks maybe its a bad idea to threaten to smite an admin...they can smite back.
IPlural
Reply #92 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:23 AM




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I.R. Brainiac
Reply #93 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:27 AM
Did crissy ever catch the ball even once?
IPlural
Reply #94 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:41 AM
I'm gonna leave that alone

She might decide to pick up a handy bat and wack me with it if I say the wrong thing



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crissy14
Reply #95 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:44 AM
#7 Empathetic...I feel myself strongly


IPlural
Reply #96 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:46 AM
I missed that one



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I.R. Brainiac
Reply #97 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:46 AM
Oh crissy.....am I allowed to throw two at once?
crissy14
Reply #98 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:46 AM
It's a little hard to catch a ball when I'm wearing the glove
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #99 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:48 AM
Yea thats not empathetic,thats just plain pathetic. (post 95)
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I.R. Brainiac
Reply #100 Wednesday, August 20, 2003 7:51 AM
My thoughts exactly crissy.
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