Well...this is different.
Thursday, March 2, 2017 by Uvah | Discussion: Life, the Universe and Everything
If this dude can do it then so can I. All hail me. I are the king of the U-niverse. 
Reply #2 Friday, March 3, 2017 11:31 AM
Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.
Seize power my arse!!!! I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.
Wot's more, I've seen Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London, so I am considerably more familiar with the throne, its responsibilities and its realm.... so there!!!!
Furthermore, to consolidate my claim against usurpers from former colonies, I have no trouble speaking with a plum in my mouth and my favourite British TV show is Spitting Images.
Reply #5 Friday, March 3, 2017 2:03 PM
All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse.
Reply #9 Friday, March 3, 2017 5:09 PM
I'm the King of my throne, but my sevants keep forgetting to replace the toilet paper roll. That's the closest I get to royalty.
Reply #11 Saturday, March 4, 2017 6:26 AM
All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse.
Yeah ok Ross. Let me know how that works out for you. 
Not too too good. Being King of the U-niverse ain't easy ya know. 
Reply #12 Saturday, March 4, 2017 8:48 AM
Seize power my arse!!!! I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.
Actually, that'd be Navel, in your case. 
Reply #13 Saturday, March 4, 2017 2:58 PM
Navels are banned in the U-niverse. I said so 'cause I are the King. 
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Reply #1 Friday, March 3, 2017 1:47 AM
Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.