MS...oops!

This should be good.

Thursday, April 28, 2016 by Uvah | Discussion: Everything Else

I watch the news all the time, especially the weather. Sometimes you just gotta laugh.  

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LightStar
Reply #1 Thursday, April 28, 2016 4:16 PM

starkers
Reply #2 Thursday, April 28, 2016 9:45 PM

LightStar


The story was put over in a humorous way, but the way MS is going about promoting Win 10 <read, trying to force it down PC users throats> is so unfunny it's damned miserable and downright criminal.  I used to trust and respect Microsoft, but not any more.  Now I lump MS in with Apple, Google and bankers, as companies/people I neither like or trust.

Cauldyth
Reply #3 Friday, April 29, 2016 6:58 AM

And some more fun!

 

ElanaAhova
Reply #4 Friday, April 29, 2016 7:33 AM

Now thats creative marketing! 

LightStar
Reply #5 Friday, April 29, 2016 9:53 AM

starkers

Now I lump MS in with Apple, Google and bankers, as companies/people I neither like or trust.

 

Oh yes, I totally agree starkers, but you forgot lawyers. 

starkers
Reply #6 Friday, April 29, 2016 11:13 AM

LightStar


Quoting starkers,

Now I lump MS in with Apple, Google and bankers, as companies/people I neither like or trust.



 

Oh yes, I totally agree starkers, but you forgot lawyers. 

Thing is, I've had little to nothing to do with lawyers, not that it excuses me for forgetting them... I'm sure there's enough black hearted ones around that I could lump in with MS, Apple, Google and bankers.  Sadly, the worst of the worse seem to keep getting away with the worst of things.

Uvah
Reply #7 Friday, April 29, 2016 3:56 PM

Its all a conspiracy, misdirection, to keep our minds elsewhere and even when. If you're lookin' somewhere else you ain't lookin' at them. Kinda, sorta. 

starkers
Reply #8 Friday, April 29, 2016 10:45 PM

I get what you're sayin', Uvah... while we're looking around one corner looking at Win 10 distractions, they're around another corner doing even dirtier deeds behind our backs... unwatched and uninterrupted.

Yup, makes sense.  They're probably working on AI [Artificial Intelligence] cos the company is sadly lacking since this Win 10 fiasco.

And because of all this 'phone home' shit in Win 10, and cos I ain't got 3 hands, I've resorted to placing some Blu tac over the lens of my webam while I'm watching p0Rn.  I mean, I don't want a bunch of preverts watching me while I'm being a prevert, do I?

Oh, and another insidious bunch of insidious wannabes with self serving agendas that I don't like, and possibly far more insidious than the others [except for Microsoft], is global warming scientists.  In fact, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it's Microsoft who's providing these insidious l'l twats with the modelling programs they use to 'predict' all sorts of weird shit.... like sea levels rising 50ft by 2020; the moon falling out of the night sky; the sun baking free range eggs before farmers can collect 'em.... and such.

Uvah
Reply #9 Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:08 AM

starkers

sea levels rising

Sea levels rise and fall naturally.

starkers

the moon falling out of the night sky

Actually the moon is creeping further and further away from Earth at a rate of an inch a year due to tidal effects from the Earth and the sun. It'll be a few million years before we lose it all together.

starkers

the sun baking free range eggs

In Death Valley maybe.

starkers
Reply #10 Saturday, April 30, 2016 8:47 AM


Quoting starkers,
reply 8

sea levels rising

Sea levels rise and fall naturally.

I know that!  The people you should be telling is those fechen idiot global warming freaks who feed crap into a computer to get even worse crap out that'll scare people into giving up some [if not all] of their creature comforts.


Quoting starkers,
reply 8

the moon falling out of the night sky

Actually the moon is creeping further and further away from Earth at a rate of an inch a year due to tidal effects from the Earth and the sun. It'll be a few million years before we lose it all together.

Again, tell the global warming freaks the moon ain't falling on top of us any time soon.... if ever.  Fact is, the moon is creeping further away cos it's worried about what Earth's crazy politicians might put up there to so-say keep the peace, etc.


Quoting starkers,
reply 8

the sun baking free range eggs

In Death Valley maybe.

Now tell me, fer fech's sake, wot crazy farrmer's gonna let his chickens 'free-range' in Death Valley?   Fer a start, I just don't see how heat-exhausted chickens are gonna lay freshly boiled, fried, scrambled or poached eggs. 

Nope, the only mob who's gonna allow free-range chickens in Death Valley is KFC... then all they gotta do is add the breadcrumbs and 11 herbs and spices to the perfectly cooked birds.

 

Cauldyth
Reply #11 Saturday, April 30, 2016 10:01 AM

starkers

I know that!  The people you should be telling is those fechen idiot global warming freaks who feed crap into a computer to get even worse crap out that'll scare people into giving up some [if not all] of their creature comforts.

Keep that in the other thread!  We need to quarantine that thread, it keeps leaking out into other threads...

 

ALMonty
Reply #12 Saturday, April 30, 2016 11:08 AM

I don't blame MS for this, I blame the computer techs. These high powered companies hire people who don't know what they are doing. I'm not a computer tech but I know how to stop Win 10 updates. This is why companies are getting hacked cause no one is minding the store. Put down your game controller and pay attention to your job.

 Rant over

Jafo
Reply #13 Saturday, April 30, 2016 12:09 PM

Cauldyth


Quoting starkers,

I know that!  The people you should be telling is those fechen idiot global warming freaks who feed crap into a computer to get even worse crap out that'll scare people into giving up some [if not all] of their creature comforts.



Keep that in the other thread!  We need to quarantine that thread, it keeps leaking out into other threads...

 

Yes, it does a bit.

Many things grow old quickly...and this is one of them.

Daiwa
Reply #14 Saturday, April 30, 2016 1:12 PM

Amazingly enough, I've never once read anything in the forum ban game threads.  And nothing in them bothers me in the least.

Cauldyth
Reply #15 Saturday, April 30, 2016 2:54 PM

The forum ban game threads don't leak into other threads.  This is not the first time the global warming thread has leaked into other threads, much like a pus-filled sore leaks.

 

Daiwa
Reply #16 Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:35 PM

Stop being so damn reticent, Cauldyth!

starkers
Reply #17 Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:41 PM

Cauldyth

The forum ban game threads don't leak into other threads.  This is not the first time the global warming thread has leaked into other threads, much like a pus-filled sore leaks.

 

Coulda been worse!!!   Coulda been serious.... instead of

As for the pus-filled sores, take an aspirin and see your doctor if they persist.

 

An afterthought.....

Banned, Cauldyth, for not looking on the bright side of life... just so's you're not right for the first time ever

I mean, we don't wanna start a new trend, do we?

starkers
Reply #18 Sunday, May 1, 2016 1:00 AM

I didn't see this before

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Stop being so damn reticent, Cauldyth!

Anyhow, I wish you'd look it up in the dictionary, Daiwa, and learn how to spell 'anal' properly.

Uvah
Reply #19 Sunday, May 1, 2016 7:17 AM

I gonna hijack this thread......

Done! 

So there....

Whatcha gonna do 'bout it......

*don't see me...i hidin'*

Cauldyth
Reply #20 Sunday, May 1, 2016 8:20 AM

Thread terrorists!

 

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