The Monty Python thread

Sunday, February 9, 2003 by Frogboy | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Quotes from Monty Python here:

"We demand a shrubbery!"
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DavidK
Reply #21 Sunday, February 9, 2003 2:56 PM
What else floats on water?
Iben
Reply #22 Sunday, February 9, 2003 2:57 PM
wood

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UBoB
Reply #23 Sunday, February 9, 2003 2:58 PM
And now... a man with three buttocks

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UBoB
Reply #24 Sunday, February 9, 2003 2:59 PM
I fart in your general direction!

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DavidK
Reply #25 Sunday, February 9, 2003 2:59 PM
"She turned me into a newt"
DavidK
Reply #26 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:01 PM
"And now, a man with a taperecorder up his brother's nose!"
Iben
Reply #27 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:01 PM
come back you coward I'll bite your Knees off

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Weaksid
Reply #28 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:04 PM
I bet they won't play this on the radio

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UBoB
Reply #29 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:05 PM
Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.

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UBoB
Reply #30 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:12 PM
There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. (silence) I wish I hadn't said that.


From the Oscar Wilde sketch.

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UBoB
Reply #31 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:13 PM
...I like to push the pram a lot.

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UBoB
Reply #32 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:21 PM
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--


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kthxbye
Reply #33 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:28 PM
I like traffic lights.


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Jafo
Reply #34 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:34 PM
Dinsdale.....!
Beastatron
Reply #35 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:54 PM
"Look! It's Camelot!"
"It's only a model..."

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IPlural
Reply #36 Sunday, February 9, 2003 3:59 PM
message for you sir

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pjpowell
Reply #37 Sunday, February 9, 2003 4:05 PM
Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Fuzzy Logic
Reply #38 Sunday, February 9, 2003 4:15 PM
Elbow elbow, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more. Nod's as good as a wink, say no more...

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Fuzzy Logic
Reply #39 Sunday, February 9, 2003 4:15 PM
Uh... my brain hurts...

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Chef Garry
Reply #40 Sunday, February 9, 2003 4:21 PM
Eric the half-a-bee.

Chef Garry sings somewhat out of tune.

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