A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3562 Thursday, May 22, 2014 6:16 PM
Question: When was the last time the oil
Price per barrel was under $60.00 ?
Answer:
Oil price per barrel.
February 2009 $31.04
2009 Average $53.56
Reply #3563 Friday, May 23, 2014 11:42 PM
You die and find yourself reincarnated as a bird.
You fly through the air as easily as a fish swims,
float on warm air rising without even flapping your wings.
You are as free as it gets and fly over the rainbow,
when hungry you can eat road kill and bugs.
Reply #3564 Tuesday, May 27, 2014 11:04 PM
How do you prove male virginity?
Suuuuurrrrrrre he was.
Reply #3565 Wednesday, May 28, 2014 11:43 PM
Will a 'self-driving car' hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road
to avoid hitting a small child that runs out in front of it
if it can't stop in time?
Reply #3566 Friday, May 30, 2014 12:43 AM
Will a 'self-driving car' know that when it approaches a
camera enforced intersection yellow means stop?
~
Masters of paper.
~
Will a 'self-driving car' go around a mail delivery vehicle
that is parked in it's lane and cross a double yellow line
to do so?
Will a 'self-driving car' know that a car parking on the right
side of the road is actually going to pull a U-turn directly
in front of it at the last minute?
Reply #3567 Monday, June 2, 2014 11:19 PM
Cosmetics was the ad that they gave me.
Everything is perfect,
Now.
Reply #3568 Wednesday, June 4, 2014 10:24 PM
Stupid is the new smart.
Failure is the new success.
Reply #3572 Monday, June 16, 2014 11:45 PM
The unknown friend of a known friend could be an unknown enemy.
The October surprise is starting early this year.
Reply #3573 Wednesday, June 18, 2014 11:39 PM
'Fake Climate crisis threat to future of human civilization'...
Reply #3574 Wednesday, June 18, 2014 11:45 PM
It is easier to fool someone than convince them
they have been fooled.
Reply #3575 Friday, June 20, 2014 10:15 PM
[Copy of emails found in trash]
From LL
To Wh
Subject axt rat
Let the cheese know that the rats will be
removed from the premises and placed
in a rat sanctuary. ETA four months.
Sincerely,LL
Reply
From Wh
To LL
Subject axt rat
Let the cheese know that the rats will be
removed from the premises and placed
in a rat sanctuary. ETA four months.
Sincerely,LL
-------------------------------------------------------
Good, when complete you will
receive a bonus.
Sincerely,Wh
Reply #3577 Sunday, June 22, 2014 10:56 PM
From Type III Civilization
To Ants
Subject The Fermi Paradox
You don't have to think your reality is real
just very well contrived.
Reply #3579 Friday, June 27, 2014 11:24 PM
Are this years illegal immigrants taking jobs
from last years illegal immigrants?
Reply #3580 Tuesday, July 1, 2014 12:21 AM
"National Guard units can be mobilized for federal active
duty to supplement regular armed forces during times of
war or national emergency declared by Congress,the
President or the Secretary of Defense.They can
also be activated for service in their respective states
upon declaration of a state of emergency by the governor
of the state or territory in which they serve, or in the
case of Washington, D.C., by the Commanding General."
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Reply #3561 Thursday, May 22, 2014 12:16 AM
We walked through hell to get to hell.