An explanation with a bonus:
I will now explain Time and Civilization
in the simplest terms possible.

What is time?
Time is change.
If nothing changes no time has passed.
Civilization occurs when a small group of people create
a plan that once put into action causes a very large
group of people to change things,
where 99% of the benefits of these changes goes to
the small group that came up with the plan.
If you would like to benefit from Civilization,
simply connect yourself to one of the small group that came up with the plan.
This connection can be made with your tongue or your mouth.
If you would like to reap all the benefits of your change
this can be accomplished by leaving Civilization.
There are several options open to you.
Option 1: Stand on the side of the road next to a shopping cart.
Option 2: Pitch a tent in a wooded area and look for road kill.
Option 3: Side step time:
Find a 500 foot cliff where the ground at the bottom is
at a 90 degree angle to the direction you will travel
when you step off the cliff.
Once you make contact with the ground below,
time will stop and you will leave Civilization.

Did you ever notice that everything in the universe
follows a simple pattern that repeats.
Small changes occur and after a lot of small changes
over a long period the pattern changes and
continues to repeat.
Everything.

Mr. Doom and Gloom isn't much help is he?

"Evil Monster"
You could gloss over it and talk about something else,
but then you wouldn't be a
48 hour wall to wall Evil Monster would you?

The matter anti matter bomb able to blow up
the entire solar system is good,
only a man who would use such a weapon is evil.

There is a planet in a far away galaxy called Tippergon,
and on this planet there were many tribes of intelligent
creatures. When we study the history of the tribes
on Tippergon we note that one tribe became much more
technologically advanced and civilized than all the other
tribes, this tribe is called Technogon. Tribe Technogon
was destroyed by the other tribes at the height of their
civilization.
History marks the beginning of the end for
tribe Technogon when a period of unrestrained illegal
immigration occurred and their greatest invention "Rules of Engagement".

The solution:
Marble shoots will be installed in all public buildings.
An iphone will stand guard at the entrance of each building.
If the iphone detects an intruder it will place a call to
the marble shoot command center requesting that the marbles be
released. If it is a good day the marble shoot command center
will release the marbles which will roll down the Marble shoots
on to the floor. No one will be able to walk and the intruder
will leave the premises. A prerecorded message featuring Joe Lieberman
will come over the loud speaker announcing "we have lost our marbles".

Little metal boxes with wheels.

Could you detect the universe is a simulation
if who ever is running the simulation doesn't want you to?
Would you assume that who ever is running the simulation
knows how you are going to detect the simulation?
If you can't prove that the universe is a simulation
it could still be a simulation couldn't it?

A law will be passed making only one type of gun available.
The i-gps-u-238-space-modulator-hand-gun.
It will come with a nuclear battery good for 2 million years,
it will be hack proof,unlock proof and modification proof.
The gun tracking center will know where it is at all times.
It will only fire if the registered owner is holding it
and if the on board computer detects danger according
to the rules of engagement.
The rules of engagement are as follows,
If the gun detects blood loss from the registered owner
and can detect the person who caused the blood loss
and the blood loss is life threatening,
the gun will fire one shot toward the detected danger.
A second shot is only permitted if the gun detects
a second life threatening wound on the registered owner.
Note A. If the registered owner doesn't have enough
blood left in their body the gun will not detect
a wound.
Note B. Only a total of two shots are permitted
in any single incident because the gun will not
detect a third life threatening wound.

The i-gps-u-238-space-modulator-hand-gun
comes with a tooth brush attachment that you
can use when tooth decay is detected.
It will also vibrate if you need a massage.
You can also use it as a toilet paper dispenser.

If the universe we live in was a simulation
there would have to be a universe for the
simulation to run inside of.
That would be redundant.
If you have the technology to make a simulated
universe you don't need one.

What type of security should you have at your school?
Just find out what type of security they have
at schools rich kids go to and copy that.

Commission- for Serenitybane

Here is my analysis.
Bernanke and Geithner have more brains in their little toes
than the entire radio and TV universe combined.

The only proof that someone is qualified to hold a
specific job is that person holding the job.

What do you like better the electric universe
or the one we have at the moment?

Matthew Drudge LINCOLN...

Prediction:
By 2070 machines will do all the work for humans,
earth will be renamed Chowpornopiter,
and we will still be working toward the singularity.

In 2070 people will weigh between 400 and 800 pounds
and machines will roll us from the bed to the dining bed
on a specially built computerized dolly with an on board phone.

Why would the republicans hold out and not let the
president lead?
Because they know Obama is correct.