A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
Reply #2982 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 9:30 PM
There is a petition in California to repeal the Dream Act.
You are 20 years late and a trillion dollars short.
Reply #2983 Friday, December 2, 2011 8:59 PM
The question isn't "should we have done the bail outs?"
The question is "why did the situation get so bad that we had to do bail outs?"
The question isn't "what percent of all taxes collected come from the one percent?"
The question is "what percent of their income do the one percent pay in taxes?"
Reply #2984 Monday, December 5, 2011 4:21 PM
The suggestion has been put forward to teach kids about work
by having them clean their schools.
Going to school is work and kids need to focus on school work.
If you really must teach them about work having them clean the school try this.
Hire them to sweep the floor and after one month lay them off.
Then offer to hire them back at half pay,
if they take the offer hire them back and after two months lay them off again.
This will teach them all they need to know about work.
Reply #2985 Monday, December 5, 2011 6:43 PM
"Quid Pro Quo" and "Faugh a Ballagh" , not particularly humorous but I tend to abide by these words.
Anyway ....
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Charlie Croker, The Italian Job.
Reply #2986 Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:43 AM
On your video,
if there is nothing in the Embed box you can't share it
even if there is something in the share box.
Look in the embed box.
This has been today's psychic reading.
Reply #2987 Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:47 PM
If you are on TV you make to much money.
I canceled my TV cable, there is no TV watching at my house,
I am not going to pay your ridiculous salary any more.
Reply #2988 Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:39 PM
The Mayan Calendar and the Republican party have something in common,
what is it?
Reply #2989 Thursday, December 15, 2011 6:50 PM
Take the super slab to slab city and create the United Slabs of America.
Reply #2990 Friday, December 16, 2011 1:58 AM
You have heard of the "First law of thermodynamics"
I have a law for you.
The "First law of misery and happiness"
It states that,
Misery will be rewarded and extended.
Happiness will be punished and curtailed.
Reply #2993 Monday, December 19, 2011 7:09 PM
"The argument goes like this:
1) There must be an absolute speed in any universe since speed is a measure of distance moved
over time. Increasing your speed means you reduce your travel time between a distance A to B.
At least theoretically you should be able to increase your speed up to the point where that travel
time declines to zero – and whatever speed you are at when that happens will represent
the universe’s absolute speed."
What if the distance from A to B is infinite?
Reply #2994 Monday, December 19, 2011 9:01 PM
Step 2)
There is no speed that would decrease the travel time between A to B ,
to zero no matter how small the distance between A to B.
Reply #2995 Monday, December 19, 2011 11:54 PM
You own a hotel with an infinite number of rooms and an infinite number of guests.
You lost a lawsuit and the court ordered you to pay $500 divided evenly between
all of your guests at the hotel.
Each guest will receive an amount more then zero and each guest will receive the same amount.
If you don't pay out the $500 you will have to close your hotel.
How much money does each guest receive?
Reply #2996 Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:40 PM
Because the hotel owner can not pay to settle the lawsuit
which was a dispute over faulty pluming in the hotel,
the owner has decided to close the hotel for five years
in order to fix the faulty pluming.
An infinite number of staff will be Laid Off and start collecting
unemployment compensation.
An infinite number of plumbers will be hired to fix the plumbing.
The infinite number of guests will move to the infinite RV park across the street
where they will live rent free for five years because it is on public property.
An infinite amount of hotel room tax will be lost by the government,
the government will also loose the infinite income tax that was coming from the staff.
The government will also loose an infinite amount of income tax from the plumbers
because they will be working under the table.
The plumbers are illegal aliens from Alpha Centauri.
Reply #2997 Tuesday, December 20, 2011 7:19 PM
"The Christmas Boehner"
We all know how it's really pronounced.
Reply #2998 Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:21 PM
In the fantasy world where I was elected president.
I would,
Give people in states with unemployment over 5% 99 weeks,
a precedent has been set.
Put in the Keystone pipeline.
Lose the bush tax cut for earners over $275,000 per year.
Raise the capitol gains tax to 30%.
[Tax imports from low standard of living countries. Abolish free trade,
restart American factories to produce these goods.When the economy improves
I might relax some import taxes.](If you are a rich person that imports, tough shit.)
Abolish medical insurance completely, (the price would come down.)No more $60 dollar band aids.
I would figure a new way to help low income people afford medical needs.
I would crack down on under the table work and illegal immigration.
End the drug war it is a waste of time and money.
I would no longer put dents in the middle of the road or plastic epoxied dots
they are a waste of money.
I would temporarily lower gas taxes.
I would lower the price of tobacco products, what ever it takes.
Clean up the corruption in government, it is probably the biggest drain.
When I come up with more I will let you know.
Reply #2999 Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:29 PM
Why get use to a tax cut if you can't keep it?
Fifty years ago we were smart,
now we are just stupid all day long.
I would also get rid of cameras at intersections,
I want to know if I got a ticket not guess.
Mow the grass once every 2 weeks, don't cut it so short when you do mow
and water it more, it would actually be healthier.
Reply #3000 Thursday, December 22, 2011 2:54 PM
There is a liberal reality
there is a conservative reality
the correct answer can only exist
out side of these two realities.
And that is the harsh reality.
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Reply #2981 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 12:30 AM
"One Percent Supporter Doubts That 'Anyone Great' Ever Came Out Of The 99 Percent"
99 Percent Supporter Doubts That 'Anyone Honest' Ever Came Out Of The 1 Percent