A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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mickeko!
Reply #2524 Thursday, February 26, 2009 7:51 PM
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Remember that first boy friend you had,
nobody would tell you he was no good for you because
they knew you wouldn't listen anyway.
I won't bother to tell you.
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Pendulums swing,
too bad they never stop in the middle.
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Anyone have a movie offer for Congresswoman Pelosi?
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Reply #2525 Friday, February 27, 2009 1:23 PM
Dr. Sydney Friedman's Words of Psychiatric Wisdom (MASH): "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
Reply #2526 Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:23 PM
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When you are done making healthcare affordable,
will anything besides healthcare still be affordable?
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Tort reform.
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Are you using to much energy?
Are you to technologically advanced?
Are you to civilized?
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Reply #2527 Saturday, March 7, 2009 9:29 PM
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So let me get this straight,
I get to pay for the knee operation that you need now,
that I needed 20 years ago and did not get.
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The more you demand the less you will receive.
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Reply #2528 Saturday, March 7, 2009 9:51 PM
B. Madoff during interrogation, "And just how does my Investment Company differ from Social Security?".
Reply #2529 Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:26 PM
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Question:
Why don't you want to use Nuclear power?
Answer:
Because Nuclear power plants don't emit Carbon.
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Reply #2530 Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:02 PM
Here's one my Gramma told me, when I abruptly and not so smoothly quit a job I didn't like: "When you're done sweeping, don't throw the broom down on the ground like that's the end...just lean it gently up against the wall, because that way you don't have to bend down so low to pick it up if you need it again."
Reply #2531 Friday, March 13, 2009 9:57 PM
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Lets say someone made off with a very large amount of money,
it is highly probable that a large number of people would have to help spend the money.
If you call yourself a reporter maybe you should try to find out who this help is,
instead of digging up photos of the latest teen singer.
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Reply #2532 Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:11 PM
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Spending more money then you bring in, causes stress.
Expenses going up causes stress.
Taxes cause stress.
Taxes going up causes more stress.
Stress is very bad for you.
Stress will shorten your life span.
What we need to do is remove things from office that cause stress,
then we will live longer and happier.
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Reply #2533 Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:54 PM
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Plausible deny ability is no longer plausible
when presented with the proof.
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Reply #2534 Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:36 AM
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What was the TARP suppose to be used for?
What was the TARP used for?
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If all the ice on Earth below sea level melted,
what would the sea level do?
Is the majority of ice on Earth below sea level?
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If you could convince someone that the world was ending,
could you get them to increase the funding for your research?
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Reply #2535 Monday, March 30, 2009 8:08 PM
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I recently saw this on the back wall of a car being driven
by a woman .
"You can't hold a man down without holding yourself down with him."
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Reply #2536 Friday, April 10, 2009 7:10 PM
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Point counter point:
Jane you ...
An illegal alien comes into the U.S.
to pick blue berries, a few years later
after taking a night course the same alien
has become a reporter along with some other aliens.
Due to these extra reporters in the work force who are
paid less wages because they are illegal,
Geraldo Rivera has taken a 50% pay cut.
Geraldo Rivera would you like some more illegal aliens
to come into the U.S. to pick blue berries?
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Reply #2537 Tuesday, April 14, 2009 10:51 PM
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They talk it up, then they talk it down,
listen to them
you'll wear a frown.
Turn them off for a week,
you'll find out, talk is cheap.
Follow your gut
think for yourself
you'll end up in better health.
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Reply #2538 Wednesday, April 15, 2009 8:46 AM
The only dumb question is the one never asked... or the one that was just answered
Reply #2539 Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:11 AM
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New clock design:
The clock is made out of wood.
As time ticks by a nice little grasshopper eats chains,
making the load lighter.
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Reply #2540 Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:55 AM
There's always a choice, but there's not always a right one. Sometimes even the right choice can be wrong.
- original quote by mickeko.
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Reply #2521 Monday, February 23, 2009 7:45 PM
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The business cycle can't be beaten.
When the stock market hits new highs you'll be surprised, I won't.
Same old, same old.
It's a ten year cycle.
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