A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I'll start this off again....
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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AnneMarie
Reply #2302 Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:26 AM
Reply #2302 Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:26 AM
What Ye sends out comes back to Thee 3 fold
sydneysiders
Reply #2303 Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:30 AM
Reply #2303 Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:30 AM
why do they make ballerinas stand on their toes.......why not just get taller ballerinas....
mike b1954
Reply #2304 Monday, October 1, 2007 6:43 PM
Reply #2304 Monday, October 1, 2007 6:43 PM
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.. . Bob Hope
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.. . Bob Hope
Nimbin
Reply #2305 Monday, October 1, 2007 7:06 PM
Reply #2305 Monday, October 1, 2007 7:06 PM
In the first year of marriage it's anywhere sex
In the 2nd year of marriage it's bedroom sex
In the 10th year of marriage it's hallway sex (thats where you pass each other in the hall and tell each other to f**k off)
In the 2nd year of marriage it's bedroom sex
In the 10th year of marriage it's hallway sex (thats where you pass each other in the hall and tell each other to f**k off)
AnneMarie
Reply #2306 Tuesday, October 2, 2007 12:28 AM
Reply #2306 Tuesday, October 2, 2007 12:28 AM
um....
*is in 5th going on 6th year of marriage*... and all I can say is UM... PFTTT
*is in 5th going on 6th year of marriage*... and all I can say is UM... PFTTT
Iben
Reply #2307 Thursday, October 4, 2007 11:56 PM
Reply #2307 Thursday, October 4, 2007 11:56 PM
~
One address
One log in
One post
9 minutes to do this a new world record.
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One address
One log in
One post
9 minutes to do this a new world record.
~
Iben
Reply #2308 Friday, October 5, 2007 7:54 PM
Reply #2308 Friday, October 5, 2007 7:54 PM
~
So we'll divvy it all up
and give everyone a billion dollars.
Then we can all go to the grocery store,
which will be closed and empty.
~
mike b1954
Reply #2309 Friday, October 5, 2007 9:59 PM
Reply #2309 Friday, October 5, 2007 9:59 PM
She was only the Farmer's Daughter , but all the Cow Manure !!
mike b1954
Reply #2310 Friday, October 5, 2007 11:23 PM
Reply #2310 Friday, October 5, 2007 11:23 PM
and another :
It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down. Sir Clive Sinclair ( of Sinclair ZX fame ..) ..
It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down. Sir Clive Sinclair ( of Sinclair ZX fame ..) ..
Iben
Reply #2312 Wednesday, October 10, 2007 7:43 PM
Reply #2312 Wednesday, October 10, 2007 7:43 PM
~
So after everyone has a billion dollars,
don't worry you will still be able to get
someone to wash the car, but the price
will have gone up considerably.
A little time will go by and the money
will redistribute, and then we will be right
back where we are now only,
with a little inflation.
The price of a loaf of bread becomes
$300,000,000.99
~
Iben
Reply #2313 Wednesday, October 10, 2007 7:49 PM
Reply #2313 Wednesday, October 10, 2007 7:49 PM
~
So after everyone has a billion dollars,
don't worry you will still be able to get
someone to wash the car, but the price
will have gone up considerably.
A little time will go by and the money
will redistribute, and then we will be right
back where we are now only,
with a little inflation.
The price of a loaf of bread becomes
$300,000,000.99
~
speare9
Reply #2314 Thursday, October 11, 2007 2:30 PM
Reply #2314 Thursday, October 11, 2007 2:30 PM
Dakota tribal wisdon says then when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
However in government, we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like: "This is the way we have always ridden horses."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to se how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
8. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
9. Passing legislation declaring that "This horse is NOT dead."
10 Blaming the horse's parents.
11. Harnessing several dead horses togather for increased speed.
12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
14. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
15. Declare that the horse is "better, faster, and cheaper" dead.
16. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
17. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
18. Say this horse was procurred with cost as an independant variable.
19. Penalize the horse farm on which it was born.
20. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
However in government, we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like: "This is the way we have always ridden horses."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to se how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
8. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
9. Passing legislation declaring that "This horse is NOT dead."
10 Blaming the horse's parents.
11. Harnessing several dead horses togather for increased speed.
12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
14. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
15. Declare that the horse is "better, faster, and cheaper" dead.
16. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
17. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
18. Say this horse was procurred with cost as an independant variable.
19. Penalize the horse farm on which it was born.
20. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
speare9
Reply #2316 Thursday, October 18, 2007 11:35 AM
Reply #2316 Thursday, October 18, 2007 11:35 AM
All I will ever need to really know I learned from the story of Noah's Ark:
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember, we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah started to build the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When your 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: We are meant to travel in pairs, it was planned that way.
Eight: Speed isn't everything. The snails were onboard with the cheetahs.
Nine: When your stressed, float for awhile.
Ten: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by Professionals.
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember, we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah started to build the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When your 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: We are meant to travel in pairs, it was planned that way.
Eight: Speed isn't everything. The snails were onboard with the cheetahs.
Nine: When your stressed, float for awhile.
Ten: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by Professionals.
speare9
Reply #2317 Thursday, October 18, 2007 11:37 AM
Reply #2317 Thursday, October 18, 2007 11:37 AM
True definitions: Expert - An Ex is a has been, and a Spurt is nothing more than a
Drip under pressure.
Drip under pressure.
iBookChick
Reply #2318 Friday, October 19, 2007 2:48 AM
Reply #2318 Friday, October 19, 2007 2:48 AM
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
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