A "Words to live by" thread.........again.
Thursday, February 6, 2003 by UBoB | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."
.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2042 Thursday, December 14, 2006 8:28 PM
It blurs your vision.
Reply #2043 Thursday, December 14, 2006 9:05 PM
| Never eat OFF shrimp before you don your space helmet... |
nor curried cabbage
Reply #2044 Tuesday, December 19, 2006 9:51 PM
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I have noticed that some people are very good
at flapping their lips and emitting sounds.
What besides entertaining does that accomplish exactly?
Well I'll give you a hint,
absolutely nothing.
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Reply #2045 Wednesday, December 20, 2006 11:31 AM
You can't depend on your eyes when
your imagination is out of focus!
Reply #2047 Tuesday, December 26, 2006 11:22 PM
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If in doubt laugh.
Go to school to learn how to spell the word (doubt).
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Reply #2048 Sunday, December 31, 2006 10:52 PM
Reply #2049 Sunday, December 31, 2006 10:55 PM
~Cherry Coke and Bacardi, go down real smooth!!~
Reply #2050 Tuesday, January 2, 2007 11:52 PM
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Monkey Tuesday.
That's the day to laugh like a monkey, correct?
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Reply #2051 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 11:53 PM
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Message to Pen.
It can't be proven either way.
I'd stay away from blenders if I were you.
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Reply #2052 Thursday, January 4, 2007 7:49 PM
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Message to Pen.
If you ever catch my act,
show me your thumb scar
after the show.
A simple physical act will
get you through security.
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Reply #2053 Friday, January 5, 2007 7:53 PM
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You lost me at the hobo whatever.
I am thinking of having 3/4
of my brain removed so I can follow it.
Radio today:
You've got
the music channel,
the political channel,
and the mindless channel.
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Reply #2054 Friday, January 5, 2007 10:49 PM
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As far as the skeptics are concerned,
I am skeptical of the skeptics.
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Reply #2055 Sunday, January 7, 2007 1:45 PM
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Doormats:
Everybody loves them.
When they are worn out just
throw them away and get a new one.
Good ones are hard to find.
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Reply #2056 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 7:26 PM
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Butterflies make big splats
that are hard to clean off of,
Windshields
Face shields and
Leathers.
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Reply #2058 Thursday, January 11, 2007 6:06 PM
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside
Reply #2059 Thursday, January 11, 2007 6:07 PM
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
Reply #2060 Thursday, January 11, 2007 10:26 PM
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Things women like to do.
Drive late at night while talking on a cellphone.
Participate in water sports.
Have plenty of cash or gold around in case of emergencies.
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Reply #2041 Thursday, December 14, 2006 8:23 PM
Here on earth no-one hears your screams when attacked
Scream FIRE at the top of your lungs instead.