Oh How I Wish People Queuing for iPhone 6 Could Be Charged

and locked up for their own good.

Sunday, September 21, 2014 by starkers | Discussion: Personal Computing

Yup, just like it says, I wish that those flaming idiots queuing for days on end to get an iPhone 6 would be charged with loitering or something and taken away under the vagrancy act.

What's more, those bastages at Apple should have released it during Winter... so the twerps sleeping out overnight were freezing their tushes off and were more than grateful for a nice warm cell [with a toilet] to bunk down in.

I figure it would save them alot of money as well, cos vagrancy is just a misdemeanor and the fine would be a hell of alot less that a freaking iPhone 6.  Vagrancy and loitering is only gonna cost 'em a 100 bucks [and they get breakfast], as opposed to several hundred dollars, so I reckon it's a pretty good deal and they shouldn't bitch about it.  It's not like it'd go down on their record... and a warm bunk has to be better than the cold, hard pavement.  Hehe!

Anyhow, there you have it, The Pirate's way to save people from themselves.

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Jafo
Reply #21 Monday, September 22, 2014 4:22 AM


Do you go around chastising people for their choice of a leather sofa instead of a fabric one?

Bryan....people don't queue up day and night to be the first person to own a leather sofa.

It's not the iPhone that is the issue....just the queuer's absurd infatuation with the need to queue-to-be-first to have one....

It's the very real indictment on the disposable society we find ourselves in....the exact same one that has seen the meaninglessly irrelevant introduction of 4k televisions....where viewable content is almost zero, 3D televisions....where the actual use never took off due to glass-wearing 'inconvenience' and now finally with curved screens...alleged to be more immersive...at a premium cost....ALL purely and simply to drive this childish need to get new shit to replace old shit that has NOT YET worn out...and is still entirely perfectly GOOD SHIT for years to come.

Consumerism is a disease.

starkers
Reply #22 Monday, September 22, 2014 4:35 AM

LightStar

Why would anyone queue up for a damn electronic product in the first place? Just goes to show how stupid most people are and always will be, especially if they're buying an Apple product.

It goes to show how stupid some people are.  For mine, it is totally ridiculous to wait days/weeks in line to get some fangled gadget that could be got more easily gotten later on without that 'mad-as-a-hatter' sacrifice these twits have gone to.  I wouldn't care about bragging rights to be one of the first to own a device, etc, I'd wait until all the fuss died down and get whatever I needed/wanted at a more convenient time and place.

Yeah, it doesn't surprise me one bit that the Nokia 920 had as good if not better 2 years ago.  I have an 820 and wouldn't trade it for an iPhone of any series/model that boasted this or that feature.  What I have more than suits my needs and there's no trading it unless it's a newer, updated version of a Nokia.

Uvah
Reply #23 Monday, September 22, 2014 4:36 AM


perfectly GOOD SHIT for years

Back in '91 I bought a 27" Sanyo TV, a CRT, not cable ready. I enjoyed this 'really big' TV for ten years. I gave it to my younger sister and last I heard it was still going strong. I have one in my apartment right now and it still works 23 years later. Bet they can't say that about these 'new' phones or anything else for that matter.

Wintercross
Reply #24 Monday, September 22, 2014 4:48 AM


You people need to get a life. How can you possibly become so upset because someone chooses to use some hardware that YOU don't? I use an iPhone and an iPad, and I don't appreciate being called stupid for my choice.

I'm kinda glad I don't hang around here so much any more, as many of you are quite pathetic in your vehemence.

It's a PHONE! Do you go around chastising people for their choice of a leather sofa instead of a fabric one? I bet you don't, because it doesn't matter!!

Some people like iPhones, some people dont.............. Get over it, and yourselves. *sigh.

 

We have a life. That's why we don't line up waiting for overpriced outdated hardware just because it has out favorite brand-name on it.

If people lined up for a day or so waiting to buy the latest leather couch then I'd react in exactly the same manner.

 

If people want to buy apple that's their prerogative.
However I am also allowed to marvel at how stupid people can buy. Apple is inferior tech marketed well.

starkers
Reply #25 Monday, September 22, 2014 4:53 AM

DrJBHL



I wish that those flaming idiots queuing for days on end to get an iPhone 6 would be charged



Plug 'em in... and they'll charge...unless you take their cards away. 

I had in mind a misdemeanor charge under the vagrancy act, but if you believe something electrical would be more effective, then have at it old mate... turn up the amps and give 'em some shock therapy.

MadDeez

i'll keep my nokia 1520, thank you very much.

 

about the queuing and waiting in line: if they want to, what does it hurt? i can remember waiting in line for a day or two at market square arena or a karma store back in the 80's for seger, eagles, springsteen, stones, or mellencamp tickets. i was really happy when sunshine promotions started the vip club.

To wait in line for once-in-a-lifetime concert is an entirely different thing and completely understandable when one is a music fan.  I would have queued days/weeks for Floyd and/or Stones tickets had I been able to cope physically with the rigours involved.... too old and banged up for that these days, so I missed out.  However, to stand in line for days on end for something that'll be available in weeks/months/years to come, well that's fechen crazy.

RedneckDude

You get back here, Bessie!!!!!

Hehe... and bring that phone with you.

 

starkers
Reply #26 Monday, September 22, 2014 5:04 AM


You people need to get a life. How can you possibly become so upset because someone chooses to use some hardware that YOU don't? I use an iPhone and an iPad, and I don't appreciate being called stupid for my choice.

I'm kinda glad I don't hang around here so much any more, as many of you are quite pathetic in your vehemence.

It's a PHONE! Do you go around chastising people for their choice of a leather sofa instead of a fabric one? I bet you don't, because it doesn't matter!!

Some people like iPhones, some people dont.............. Get over it, and yourselves. *sigh.

 

Hey Bryan, the post isn't about iPhones, iPads or any other consumer item.  Rather it's about the stupidity of camping out for days on end in the elements to purchase something that could be purchased instore or online sometime later without the inconvenience.

So, it's not about your device choices or anyone else's, no, not at all.  In fact, the whole thing was intended as a tongue-in-cheek bit of fun about a crazy fad that seems to be growing.

And yeah, Jafo is right... consumerism is a disease that's consuming Western society, with lots of new shit that's more about waste than sensible use of resources.  It's one thing for technology to advance for the betterment of mankind, but technology for technology's sake is more about greed, waste, keeping up with the Jonses, etc.

Timmaigh
Reply #27 Monday, September 22, 2014 5:28 AM



Quoting BoXXi,

Do you go around chastising people for their choice of a leather sofa instead of a fabric one?



Bryan....people don't queue up day and night to be the first person to own a leather sofa.

It's not the iPhone that is the issue....just the queuer's absurd infatuation with the need to queue-to-be-first to have one....

It's the very real indictment on the disposable society we find ourselves in....the exact same one that has seen the meaninglessly irrelevant introduction of 4k televisions....where viewable content is almost zero, 3D televisions....where the actual use never took off due to glass-wearing 'inconvenience' and now finally with curved screens...alleged to be more immersive...at a premium cost....ALL purely and simply to drive this childish need to get new shit to replace old shit that has NOT YET worn out...and is still entirely perfectly GOOD SHIT for years to come.

Consumerism is a disease.

 

Childish need, LOL. Maybe you should accept people are not machines and value stuff beyond its practical meaning. If someone works from 9 to 5 all year long, perhaps he wants once in a while to indulge himself with a new phone, even if his old one is still going strong...because it would actually make him happy? Or it would make happy someone else he cares about?  Somebody else would perhaps spend the money on a nice holiday, but people have all kinds of different desires and priorities...all of which can you label as "childish needs".

The other thing, especially iPhone, is a beautiful piece of machinery, not a screw driver. It has certain aesthetical value to it and by that virtue it does concern human emotion. One would think, you of all people, as an architect, can appreciate this and understand why people may desire beauty in their lives.

MadDeez
Reply #28 Monday, September 22, 2014 7:47 AM

i was an iphone user for years. the last one i had was a 4s. i now use what i consider to be a far superior phone, the nokia lumia 1520. i also own a surface pro 2 (or surface 2 pro, whatever it's called. i really want a surface 3 pro but can't afford one right now) and an ipad air. i don't knock people who camp out waiting for the new iphone just as i don't knock the people who wait in line for days for black friday sales. if they're willing to do that, more power to them. do i think it's rather silly? yeap, i sure do. would i do it nowadays? nope, not a chance. i might if i was in my 20s but i'm too old for that now.

<tongue in cheek>why in the world would anyone want a sofa covered in fabric? leather is the only way to go! although, a really nice dark tan cloth fabric like i have on my couch and one of my recliners would be cool.</tongue in cheek>

 

where's frosty?

Island Dog
Reply #29 Monday, September 22, 2014 7:54 AM

I just waited for the FedEx guy to deliver mine.  

LOL, the hatred for an electronic device.

 

ElanaAhova
Reply #30 Monday, September 22, 2014 8:09 AM


One person actually broke down and cried when he was removed from the line. I'm glad I don't have that problem. My safe link phone is good enough. I get 250 free minutes and texts every month. These other dudes gots to pay through the nose. 

 

yes, safelink, way to go! 

starkers
Reply #31 Monday, September 22, 2014 8:25 AM

Timmaigh

The other thing, especially iPhone, is a beautiful piece of machinery,

That is a matter of opinion... and we know the old saying about everyone having one.  To me, my Nokia Lumia 820 is a better, more beautiful phone than an iPhone.  I looked at both before buying and chose the one that best suited my needs and aesthetic appreciation.  The Nokia won out because it gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over and the iPhone didn't.

Anyway, the thread isn't so much about iPhones or Apple products - any products in particular, for that matter - but about having a bit of fun.  Yes, I used the queuing for iPhones as a starting point [gotta start somewhere, and why not something current and ridiculous], but the whole idea was to inject some humour into the forums, hence the multiple smilies to announce my intent, to denote humour/tongue-in-cheek.

Sadly, it has gone off the rails and has become a 'this is about me, my choices' thread.  I mean, really?  Doesn't anybody know how to take a joke or have fun anymore? 

Wintercross
Reply #32 Monday, September 22, 2014 8:49 AM

starkers


Quoting Timmaigh,

The other thing, especially iPhone, is a beautiful piece of machinery,



That is a matter of opinion... and we know the old saying about everyone having one.  To me, my Nokia Lumia 820 is a better, more beautiful phone than an iPhone.  I looked at both before buying and chose the one that best suited my needs and aesthetic appreciation.  The Nokia won out because it gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over and the iPhone didn't.

Anyway, the thread isn't so much about iPhones or Apple products - any products in particular, for that matter - but about having a bit of fun.  Yes, I used the queuing for iPhones as a starting point [gotta start somewhere, and why not something current and ridiculous], but the whole idea was to inject some humour into the forums, hence the multiple smilies to announce my intent, to denote humour/tongue-in-cheek.

Sadly, it has gone off the rails and has become a 'this is about me, my choices' thread.  I mean, really?  Doesn't anybody know how to take a joke or have fun anymore? 

 

Well, considering these days you are able to order stuff online and have it delivered directly to you it does seem rather silly to be lining up outside in the cold for consumer electronics =P

Jafo
Reply #33 Monday, September 22, 2014 9:05 AM

Timmaigh

you of all people, as an architect, can appreciate this and understand why people may desire beauty in their lives.

It's rather 'narrow' to simplify 'architecture' as an understanding [appreciation] of beauty.....about as simplistic as classifying a doctor as 'a Porsche owner'.

Architecture isn't just about aesthetics...but more importantly about social design and redesign.  How the shape/growth/development of cities is allowed to evolve.

You know....ghettos are not just an unfortunate breakdown of social ideals....they're living testament to failures of Architects' vision/s.

Tenement housing becomes slum....another of those chicken-and-egg issues.

 

All that being the case, you tend to balance the desire for crass bling against resources sustainability.  The ultimate example of consumerism-gone-bad is the bulldozing of brand new [never even been lived-in] residential developments because some bean-counter decides they're not going to be commercially viable AFTER the fucking things are built.

In 1972 a 20 storey building went up in London....and it was decided to leave it empty...because all it needed was a care-taker and the Govt. of the time would compensate the developers more than rental and wear and tear.

Again fucking absurd.

Meanwhile, lemmings are hell-bent on dumping their recent 'stuff' just  so they can have MORE-recent 'stuff'.

Look up on the net how many million tons per day of electronic 'waste' becomes land-fill .... then re-evaluate this yearning for 'bling'.

 

 

Sorry...but I've been an Architect for too bloody long...and am too bloody disillusioned.  I know nothing will change simply because it hasn't already.

moshi
Reply #34 Monday, September 22, 2014 9:06 AM

certain buzzwords just trigger the same responses every single time.

i am not sure every member here would pass a Turing test.

Jafo
Reply #35 Monday, September 22, 2014 9:16 AM


certain buzzwords just trigger the same responses every single time.

i am not sure every member here would pass a Turing test.

Fuck Turing......

 

Oh.....thought there for a moment you'd said 'Tourettes' ....

MadDeez
Reply #36 Monday, September 22, 2014 10:15 AM

island dog has abandoned windows phones already?

Jafo
Reply #37 Monday, September 22, 2014 10:25 AM

MadDeez

island dog has abandoned windows phones already?

ID changes allegiance to phones more frequently than I change my undies...

 

...which may or may not be a good thing....

Island Dog
Reply #38 Monday, September 22, 2014 10:27 AM

MadDeez

island dog has abandoned windows phones already?

Yep, needed a phone that developers care about and develop for.  I'll write more about that soon.

 

starkers
Reply #39 Monday, September 22, 2014 10:32 AM


ID changes allegiance to phones more frequently than I change my undies...

ID's post about the Nokia Lumia 920 being the best phone he'd owned is about 2 years old now, me thinks it be time fer some fresh jocks, don't you?

That's if yer can peel 'em off.

starkers
Reply #40 Monday, September 22, 2014 11:26 AM

Another reason I wouldn't queue up for days on end to get an appliance/gadget, apart from being too feching old, is that I don't necessarily have to have something yesterday.

About 7 weeks ago I purchased a new 55" Smart TV knowing full well it wouldn't ship until Sept 30th, meaning I will receive it around Oct 2nd -3rd.  It saved me 600 bucks on the recommended retail price by pre-ordering so far in advance, so yeah, the 8 weeks wait is worth it to me. 

Like I said, I don't have to have it yesterday.  Maybe with age comes arthritis and other aches and pains, which is why you don't see us old fogies queuing up like that.  However, with age also comes greater patience and a bit more wisdom... so we can wait for stuff and have more sense than to get cold arses camping out on cold, hard pavements overnight, etc

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