ON the lighter side of F.B.I

Wednesday, May 21, 2014 by bodadog | Discussion: Life, the Universe and Everything

I thought I had seen and heard everything but this had me scratching my HEAD. The F.B.I is now considering hiring POT SMOKING HACKERS . They are considering this in light of the 2 states that have now legalized weed and many other states that have relaxed restrictions on the substance.I say WOW. Smoke pot and teach the F.B.I how to Hack. I'am at a loss how about you?  

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Uvah
Reply #1 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 8:58 AM

Not surprising really. Those who smoke weed and I speak from personal experience have a way of concentrating on the project at hand. Sometimes being very creative, thinking outside the box. Hackers love to hack and when given something of that nature to hack into...well...depending on how good they are, who knows what kind of crazy will ensue. As long as they don't do it to their own people but...we all know that ain't gonna happen. The FBI doesn't have such a good track record. Kinda like the CIA, NSA and all those other dipshit agencies. 

bodadog
Reply #2 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:19 AM

Ditto on that Uvah!

bodadog
Reply #3 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:22 AM

Thanks for the Karma I really needed that !!!!! I really love this community such really great people and great advice !!!

Wizard1956
Reply #4 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:36 AM

Soon to be the most overheard word at the F.B.I. ................*here* .

bodadog
Reply #5 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 10:04 AM

I can see it now all the hackers sitting at their station and their supervisor saying O.K LIGHT UP AND HACK LETS GET TO WORK!! how cool would that be LOL!!!!!

Uvah
Reply #6 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:30 AM

Wizard1956
.*here*

Or......*here*

Wizard1956
Reply #7 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:32 AM

.........and no bogarting that data!

Philly0381
Reply #8 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:43 AM

This sounds so much like an article from The Onion.   Just saying.  

bodadog
Reply #10 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:54 AM

Hey philly0381 not kidding this was on the national news on the today show this morning i am seriously not kidding!!!

bodadog
Reply #11 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:56 AM

Hi wizard how are you. And don't forget a Bong at every station. more like a e-vape like Whoopi !!

bodadog
Reply #12 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:17 PM

Who knew all it took to be a cyber expert was to burn a little weed! 

bodadog
Reply #13 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:20 PM

http://www.majorgeeks.com/news/story/apply_here_fbi_needs_pot_smoking_hackers.html

Philly0381
Reply #14 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:29 PM

Okay, so I read the arstechnica link but I'm still not buying it.  Wouldn't be surprised to see that the FBI Director was looking for a new job.  I'm an old fart and set in my ways, and no I haven't......ever. 

Daiwa
Reply #15 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:57 PM

It's a sting.  Be very afraid.

bodadog
Reply #16 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 1:04 PM

Hi philly0381 I sincerely apologize if I have offended you in any way. I am going to be 60 years old in less than a month now myself so you see I am no spring chicken myself and am also set in my ways. But believe me all I am trying to do was to just bring a bit of humor to the community so if this thread offends any one I am sorry!!! just please try to see the humor in this!   

bodadog
Reply #17 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 1:08 PM


It's a sting.  Be very afraid.
Ha! or am I missing something. please don't take this to far IT'S JUST HUMOR!

Uvah
Reply #18 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 2:11 PM

I'm pretty sure everyone understands that.

Wizard1956
Reply #19 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 2:21 PM

Soon to be renamed The F.B.High.

Uvah
Reply #20 Wednesday, May 21, 2014 2:23 PM

Wizard1956

Soon to be renamed The F.B.High.

F B S is more like it as in stoned.

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