How IRC Works

Monday, November 12, 2012 by Jafo | Discussion: Stardock Support General

Step 1.  Find a problem with some software.

Step 2. Join IRC Channel.

Step 3.  Post query.

Step 4. Leave channel exactly one minute later so as to deny opportunity of being given a solution.

 

Yes, this works well.

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waxplayer
Reply #1 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 12:43 AM

We all know that when it comes to 'ME' it's all about attention to 'ME'. I need immediate attention, and I will stomp my feet and pout like a 4 year old if 'ME' is not looked at or taken care of Immediately. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen MY world is MY oyster...

Snowman
Reply #2 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:46 AM

A perfect example:

[04:54:58p] * eric ([email protected]) has joined #stardock
[04:55:08p] <eric> i bought start 8 from you guys
[04:55:13p] <eric> i need help installing it
[04:55:37p] * eric ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[04:55:37p] <@ZubaZ1> What's the issue?
[04:55:40p] <@ZubaZ1> or not
[04:56:18p] <@ZubaZ1> 30 seconds.  Not the fastest quit . .  but not exactly patient either

DrJBHL
Reply #3 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:15 AM

We've all observed this behavior in IRC: Glad someone's making it public.

It has caused me to ignore IRC...and others who used to be there are no longer.

 

RedneckDude
Reply #4 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 10:33 AM

ZubaZ
Reply #5 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:32 AM

Back in the day, when hundreds of folks were there you couldn't join without someone greeting you (or making fun of you) and then trying to help out.

Feel free to visit through our web client here

Wizard1956
Reply #6 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:06 PM

You mean the IR in IRC doesn't mean Instant Results?

Lantec
Reply #7 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:58 PM

The best option is to just come out and explain the problem in your first post......too many people start out with "hello, is anyone here?" or " I have a problem with object desktop, can you help me?" no one wants to get involved in a discussion where they may not know the answer. Post as much info as possible up front and wait at least 5-10 minutes to let people digest it and look for an answer.

or making fun of you

one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost......after that we couldn't use your own words against you.

Snowman
Reply #8 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 2:42 PM

Mike, I'm sure GR's got a backup somewhere.

I've missplaced my own bot, InfoServ, or it ran away from boredom.

Managed to scrape a few quotes together myself over the years -> InfoServ @ Skinventory.dk

I may bring it back online if it comes back home some day.

2of3
Reply #9 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 2:43 PM

Lantec
one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost......after that we couldn't use your own words against you.

word [e digicons]:'([/e]

 

/quote love

ZubaZ
Reply #10 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 3:26 PM

Last quote in your DB: 669 : <@ZubaZ> I didn't realize how badly I sucked as a skinner until I tried skinning

Awesome!

BoXXi
Reply #11 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:02 PM

I used to love IRC. Won't go near it now......

 

kryo
Reply #12 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:40 PM

Lantec
one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost...

I actually still have a copy of the LickServ quotes from Kris, I just never run the bot anymore.

ZubaZ
Reply #13 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 7:46 PM

these need yo be shared. please forward to me!

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #14 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 7:48 PM

Last time I was in IRC I got booted by Zubaz.

I've not been back since...

Hankers
Reply #15 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:17 PM

Fuzzy Logic
Last time I was in IRC I got booted by Zubaz.

I've not been back since...

You haven't missed much.

Snowman
Reply #16 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:19 PM

these need yo be shared. please forward to me!

And me, too.

2of3
Reply #17 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:21 PM

I actually still have a copy of the LickServ quotes from Kris, I just never run the bot anymore.

On the IRC, the serve licks you

kryo
Reply #18 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:29 PM
ZubaZ
Reply #19 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 8:39 PM

IT'S FULL OF STARS...

RedneckDude
Reply #20 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 9:07 PM

I didn't know Jafo was gonna use me as an example in the OP.....

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