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AJCrowley's Rules of The Scene
Monday, January 28, 2002 by AJCrowley | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
This is supposed to be amusing and satirical, if this sort of thing upsets you, please don't let this sort of thing upset you.
1) The scene is created by artists and developers, and only artists and developers. If you have been downloading other peoples' skins and using their applications for years, being disagreeable on message boards does not make you "part of The Scene".
2) The scene is targetted towards artists and developers, not people who "contribute" to the scene by being disagreeable on messageboards.
3) Developers who work as part of The Scene must provide their works free of charge. We don't care how hungry you are, now get back to work and make me some more apps.
I ran out of steam at around this point, anyone care to add some more rules to The Scene?
AJ
1) The scene is created by artists and developers, and only artists and developers. If you have been downloading other peoples' skins and using their applications for years, being disagreeable on message boards does not make you "part of The Scene".
2) The scene is targetted towards artists and developers, not people who "contribute" to the scene by being disagreeable on messageboards.
3) Developers who work as part of The Scene must provide their works free of charge. We don't care how hungry you are, now get back to work and make me some more apps.
I ran out of steam at around this point, anyone care to add some more rules to The Scene?
AJ
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TasT
Reply #22 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 9:34 AM
Reply #22 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 9:34 AM
Also as david ask where is the rule about the free beer?
TasT thinks that I could sure use one of those right now.....
TasT thinks that I could sure use one of those right now.....
TasT
Reply #25 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:34 AM
Reply #25 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:34 AM
27. the work beer shall only be used to refer to an alcoholic drink such as Budweiser, Bush, Coors, etc....
Third Eye
Reply #26 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:41 AM
Reply #26 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:41 AM
28. Remember always that the community is people against people working together against each other.
29. If you build it they will rip it.
29. If you build it they will rip it.
JavaBrain
Reply #27 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:47 AM
Reply #27 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:47 AM
27.) There shall be free pretzels to go with the free beer.
Firestorm
Reply #28 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:56 AM
Reply #28 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:56 AM
28.) If shoggot posts on a joke thread, you shall consider the fun to have been officially sucked out of it.
AJCrowley
Reply #29 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:58 AM
Reply #29 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:58 AM
29) Rule 23 is possibly the best thing I've ever heard Shoggot say, and one of the best rules, maybe he's not so bad after all.
TasT
Reply #31 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 12:12 PM
Reply #31 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 12:12 PM
Cra:
Who server the beer?
Is it still over at Devart?
Who server the beer?
Is it still over at Devart?
JavaBrain
Reply #32 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 2:49 PM
Reply #32 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 2:49 PM
If Firestorm is the Queen of the Lizards, can I be the Lizard King? (after all, Jim Morrison isn't using the title anymore..)
MurkWorks
Reply #33 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 3:36 PM
Reply #33 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 3:36 PM
I must say I must disagree with rule 27. This is yet another attempt by the pretzel people to move in on peanuts and to push their agenda. I don't think the community should stand for it.
Viva la nuts
Viva la nuts
Chris
Reply #34 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 3:46 PM
Reply #34 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 3:46 PM
(Stolen from Steve Martin's "The Grandmother Song")
31) Be courteous, kind, and forgiving.
32) Be thoughtful and peaceful each day.
33) Be obsequious, clarevoyant, and wise.
34 ) Stick a live chicken in your underware.
(I can't remember the rest...)
31) Be courteous, kind, and forgiving.
32) Be thoughtful and peaceful each day.
33) Be obsequious, clarevoyant, and wise.
34 ) Stick a live chicken in your underware.
(I can't remember the rest...)
JavaBrain
Reply #35 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:39 PM
Reply #35 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:39 PM
A live chicken in you underwear eating peanuts? This is going nowhere good in a hurry!
TasT
Reply #36 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:05 PM
Reply #36 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:05 PM
35. There shall also be free peanuts to go with the beer
36. For those who don't drink beer, Free water will be distrubuted amongst you.
36. For those who don't drink beer, Free water will be distrubuted amongst you.
AJCrowley
Reply #37 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:09 PM
Reply #37 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:09 PM
37) AJCrowley has now copyrighted the terms "Skinning", "Skinnable", and "Skins". Any application and/or site using these terms must pay royalties.
Frogboy
Reply #38 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:52 PM
Reply #38 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 5:52 PM
38) Frogboy has now trademarked the terms "Skinning", "Skinnable", and "Skins". Sends cease and desist letters to AJCrowley.
AJCrowley
Reply #39 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 8:51 PM
Reply #39 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 8:51 PM
39) It's going to be a long and ugly legal battle, I've got a staggering $200 to spend, so I plan to fight this all the way, and even if you're right, I'll still crush you with legal costs. Hooray for Justice, the American Way
MadIce
Reply #40 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 9:12 PM
Reply #40 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 9:12 PM
40) If rule #27 provides beer not up to you standards then leave this scence ASAP and start a new one. Long live LaChouffe!
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Reply #21 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 9:32 AM
By the way wasn't this all supposed to be fun? If things don't stop soon we'll be having to elect officaly and stuff, that will be the point where I get off the train....