Philly's Out of the Hospital

Appendicitis can kill you

Saturday, January 14, 2012 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community

 

Well, when Philly decides to do it, he does it right. He's given me permission to reveal what happened (I have to say that).

He's at home resting now, but over the past week, he's been a sick puppy. Seems he developed appendicitis, and while he was hospitalized, it decided to go "pop!".

Wish I had a pic of him to 'shop' with a 'hose up the nose'... but no luck. 

 

Seriously, this kind of thing can 'dispatch' one... so we're lucky to have the old coot around.

So leave the old goat a "Get well Philly"... ok? 

Here's the humble room he "occupied":

 

Euphemism translation:

"Sound absorbing materials" = Your agonized screaming will not be heard, so don't bother.

"Less walking" = They amputated both legs. So what you were admitted for pneumonia?

"Natural lighting" = Do all your reading during the daytime. We're too cheap to spend money on light bulbs. "Candles not included."

"Patient lifts" = Well, you don't expect us to do that, do you? 

"View our new patient room" = You didn't really think your room looked like this, did you? You get the old one. Here's your room:

 

And stop whining about "Where's my bed? 

 

 

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elvee
Reply #1 Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:33 PM

Woo! Hoo! Welcome back Philly! Glad you are on the mend. 

RedneckDude
Reply #2 Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:39 PM

Good hearing from you John. We were just speaking of you in IRC. 

Uvah
Reply #3 Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:41 PM

   WELCOME BACK Philly 0381. When you go pop at least it was in the right place, the hospital I mean. Get well soon buddy.

DaveBax
Reply #4 Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:46 PM

Get well Philly. Sorry I didn't know you even had a problem. All fixed now anyway.

 

Hankers
Reply #5 Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:15 PM

Get well soon.  

Philly0381
Reply #6 Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:42 PM

Thanks folks and Doc.   

Take the video tour, brand new hospital, open less then three months.  http://www.phs.org/PHS/RioRancho/index.htm

If Doc thinks I'm giving him a photo to shop.............

Like I said to Doc, our health care isn't broken, we just need to remember it's managed health care and we are the managers. 

gmc2
Reply #7 Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:44 PM

had that happen to me when I was 6 years old, almost died. I feel for you, get well soon.

BigDogBigFeet
Reply #8 Saturday, January 14, 2012 4:55 PM

Get well soon Philly

Cameochi
Reply #9 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:11 PM

Glad you will be okay, Philly!  Take care of you and get well soon!

IROKONESS
Reply #10 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:20 PM

Wow    We're pretty fragile aren't we?  So glad your on the mend Philly.        Take it easy.

WebGizmos
Reply #11 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:20 PM

Get well Philly!

DrJBHL
Reply #12 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:25 PM

Philly0381
it's managed health care and we are the managers. 

I wish that were true. I really do.

Get well quickly (and thoroughly) John, so we can discuss that. Daiwa's invited as well.

Wizard1956
Reply #13 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:27 PM

Get Well Philly!

waxplay3r
Reply #14 Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:57 PM

I hope you heal fast Philly. I personally had that when I was 12, it was not a good deal. I died on the table (No! I did not see a light) all kidding aside, I wish you a speedy recovery...wax

willistuder
Reply #15 Saturday, January 14, 2012 6:14 PM

Get well soon, Philly.

2of3
Reply #16 Saturday, January 14, 2012 6:38 PM

Heel fast (zubish)

Xiandi
Reply #17 Saturday, January 14, 2012 6:43 PM

Glad you're ok! Get better soon!

Daiwa
Reply #18 Saturday, January 14, 2012 7:00 PM

Kids & grandkids live in Rio, Philly.  Drove by that hospital last month.  Glad they took good care of you & you're doing well.

k10w3
Reply #19 Saturday, January 14, 2012 7:04 PM

Hoping for a speedy recovery for you Philly.

tazgecko
Reply #20 Saturday, January 14, 2012 7:12 PM

Well that's no good, take care of yourself Philly. Get well soon   

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