You know you lost your mind when?
Saturday, January 7, 2012 by JuniorCrooks | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
You are sitting home on a Saturday night eating 30 dollars worth of macadamia nuts (expensive) and watching Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Has anyone else lost their mind?
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Reply #22 Sunday, January 8, 2012 8:20 PM
I am safe guys. My wife lives in Ferdinand's old playground and even if she reads this she would need a very long stick to beat me with.
Reply #23 Sunday, January 8, 2012 8:54 PM
As I recall, woman have very long memories when it comes to stuff like that.... and there's always the next visit. 
Reply #24 Sunday, January 8, 2012 9:47 PM
As I recall, woman have very long memories when it comes to stuff like that.... and there's always the next visit.
True starkers but I covered my ass I hope with this "Its all good though because I now have the best wife in the world"
Reply #25 Sunday, January 8, 2012 11:56 PM
I find the lava lamp is more entertaining than most
TV programing these days.
I was insane 30 years ago.
Reply #28 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:15 AM
Being insane is NOT an abnormality! It is one of the most natural states on Earth and is quite pleasant once you become accustomed to the surroundings
Reply #29 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:28 AM
The only difference between sane and insane is the majority.
Reply #30 Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:42 AM
Nope, the only difference between the sane and the insane is pride in wearing the strait jacket.
Reply #31 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 9:12 PM
If I turn on the lava lamp by six PM
it's doing something by prime time.
It has to get warm first.
Reply #32 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:20 PM
How many times can I watch every episode of Firefly before I lose my gorram mind?
*I can't eat nuts so it's usually Oreos or Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts.
I haven't been able to go out since October and am currently working on getting the wife to buy me the ingredients to make homemade Baileys Irish Creme.
So I can dunk my Oreos.
Cause I don't like milk that much.
Reply #33 Wednesday, January 11, 2012 11:33 PM
Smedley, me old mate, you have to be in possession of something before you can lose it... and like me, sanity is something you've barely got your fingertips to, much less a grip on. But never mind, you're in fine company. Some of the greatest people are or were insane. Take Bill Clinton, for example. I mean, it was insane to leave DNA on an intern's dress, but he since got a journalist being held as a spy in Asia released, and that is to be commended.
So yeah, there are some great people who are [were] insane. Like Albert Einstein, for instance. Not that the theory of relativity means much to the ordinary bloke in the street, but he contributed greatly to the understanding of modern world while being as mad as a hatter. Same with Mozart, Picasso and Po Smedley! All mad as hatters but nonetheless still wonderful contributors to the arts.
Shaunna usually makes homemade Bailey's for New Year's, not that I drink it, but I took a little taste test once and it's not too far off the original, and yeah, use Jameson's Irish Whiskey to get the authentic Irish flavour.
Not that keen, either, but I don't like water... cos fish f**k in it. If I have to drink water I prefer it has been flavoured with beer first, so if there is any seamen swimming around in it I won't really notice.
Reply #36 Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:09 PM
Then you'd really be up s**t''s creek without a paddle huh.
Reply #37 Thursday, January 12, 2012 7:03 PM
Yup, up shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe using a crowbar for a paddle. 
Reply #39 Friday, January 13, 2012 12:34 PM
And if you've ever seen or been in a barbed wire canoe, you'll know it ain't exactly watertight/leak-proof.... which ain't much good when you're up Shit Creek
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Reply #21 Sunday, January 8, 2012 7:51 PM
My ex wasn't too bad, either... to begin with. Trouble was, she abused the privilege of going to seed. She became a whole paddock full... and the only thing that 'd go around her was the boundary fence.
I think Jafo might be right about "not for much longer", though. While you can edit your piece, there's no editing his quote of it. Yup, if I were you, I'd hider her reading glasses until this thread is long buried in the annuls of time.
There again, you could always plead insanity and say you lost your mind.