Intelligent Life
will it be found??
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 by BigDogBigFeet | Discussion: Community
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.
Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!”
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Reply #4 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:16 AM
Hey, whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't dock it in my harbor.
Reply #5 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:31 AM
-I don´t know if you ever went camping, but I can tell you there would be a Hell of a BIG camping-site if we all briught our own tents....Giv it a rest. A.C. 
Reply #6 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:58 AM
What? Do you go camping with your whole neighborhood? Giv? A.C.? briught?
Reply #8 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM
When I saw the title, "Intelligent Life", I was rather hoping to find some... but alas... though there are indicators that some may have visited on a previous sojourn to Earth back in the 5th century BC. Apparently, they left a couple of bloody great pyramids behind because they'd accepted too many gifts from pharaoh and exceeded their baggage limit.
Reply #11 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:17 AM
whats wrong with a guy wanting his own tent?....... if i was a 6ft4 giant of a man, there is no way in hell id be giving up MY leg space to some other guy..... and one less guy means 2 more woman 
Reply #13 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 7:37 AM
they make 3some quilts now...... 
Reply #14 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 7:58 AM
That was a product bubble waiting to burst. Indulge your fantasy.... and buy our threesome duvet to make sure the other two don't steal all of it, and leave you bare arse naked and freezing cold in the middle of the night.
Reply #15 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:00 AM
And sleeping bags for two ... lets not forget the cozy.
Reply #17 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 11:21 AM
Forget about looking out into space for intelligent life, we've yet to find intelligent life on Earth...
Reply #18 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 12:52 PM
whats wrong with a guy wanting his own tent?....... if i was a 6ft4 giant of a man, there is no way in hell id be giving up MY leg space to some other guy..... and one less guy means 2 more woman
Oooh..kinky!!! 
Reply #19 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:25 PM
Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.
Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!”
Reply #20 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:58 PM
good joke, very funny. which is what the original post was about. How it turned into a two gay men in a tent issue is beyond me. Intelligent life out there?, crikey seems there's none in here
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Reply #1 Tuesday, November 29, 2011 8:55 PM
Quick! Tell the Queen. She can put together a Navy to go conquer them and make a colony that can later revolt and kick England's ass.
It could go like that but more likely it'll be ....
"Huh?"
Taking a toke on his crack pipe.