about all this complaining
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 by gmc2 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I used to complain, but not only did I find that it didn't do me much good, but I got a little tired of people laughing at me when I did.
I really wanted to play baseball when I was younger. The coach was really impressed by my enthusiasm and let me play except that I never got a chance to bat. When I asked him about that he told me that the position of "left out" didn't get one.
I had a puppy once but my mother made me give him away. He kept peeing and pooping in the house. I don't know why, I kept his litter box right next to his basket. You'd think....
Reply #2 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 7:41 AM
lol and imagine my horror when i tried to find the letter W in the swedish/english dictionary that neone brought home for me..
me: honey, I think there are some pages missing in this book, there is no section for W
neone : there is no w in the swedish language babe
me; WTF????????????? 
( and still havent recovered yet)
Reply #3 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 7:47 AM
Make sure you say the letter "i" through your nose and put a pencil on your upper lip and curl your lip up to say "y" properly......LMAO!
Reply #4 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 8:07 AM
I think Starkers may have once said the complete alphabet from his ass, but what language it was remains to be seen.
Reply #8 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:13 PM
... and I'm still going to.... laugh at you. Well it's better than crying over spilt milk, right?. 
You had it way, waaaay too easy. Not like me! My baseball coach had me crawling around on the floor of the dugout picking up all the chewing gum discarded by players before going onto the pitch. He reckoned he didn't want subsequent runners getting slowed down by it. Did I ever get out there to play? Nope, not really, though I did get on the pitch during a game once. Yeah, coach wanted me to run out a fresh jockstrap to 3rd base... and bring back the sweaty one. So don't go complaining you had it tough. I mean, did you have to mop out the showers after a dirty bunch of jocks had been in there?
That's nothing, my mother made me give away a Mongolian yeti; 2 Shetland ponies; 3 horses; 4 prancing puppies; 5 hens a laying; 6 drakes a dancing; 7 cocks a crowing; 8 sheep a bleating; 9 kittens meowing; 10 Hereford calves for milking; 11 budgerigars a singing; 12 geese a gaggling and a partridge in a pear tree.... oh, and my bike. And it wasn't because the Health Dep't had condemned the place due to the river of shit running through it. Nope, it was because I lied to my teacher about the goats eating my homework. Mother was rather pissed about that... because there were no goats. So Greg, there's no point complaining to me about having to give away a single solitary puppy.
And for anyone learning or having to learn Swedish, quit yer complainin' I had to learn Oozbekistanian once... and that's a real bastard when the letters c, k and q are replaced by this rather drawn out and throaty kaaaawwwwwggghhhh sound. Worse still, the letter S is a C, the letter E is an A, and the letter T is an X... so when you think you're talking about the neighbour's cat, they'll actually think, with the guttural sounding C, that you're a dirty old man talking about having sex with the neighbour
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Reply #1 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 7:39 AM
lolz very funneh greg.....
I can guarentee neone6 will start a complaint thread about teaching me swedish... lol
neone : okay kitty, what does this word say?
me: uh...... um.. er...( 2 mintue pause ) is it .... and i pronounce it completly wrong
neone (with steam coming out of his ears) :omfg!! how many times have i told you, j is y, s is k and k is schlrh and Ä is aaaaa and Ö is au and there is no such thing as a w in swedish???
me:
neone: now say it again! open your mouth! and speak!, and speak with the front of your mouth, not the back, this isnt english!!!!!
lolz soo funneh......