And so you should be....

Therapy has failed... counseling gave up on me ever being normal....and the anti-psychotic meds are as effective as smarties.

Hey Fuzz, do you remember when smarties came in a cardboard tube with a bright plastic cap?

Shoot!!! I do!  Hmmm, maybe not all is lost after all. A sane childhood memory means there is still some hope left, right?

Orright, now that you pair have admitted to visiting porn sites, please tell me, have either of you downloaded topless pics of Dolly Parton? Full frontals of Oprah Winfrey?  Or maybe that home video somebody uploaded of Bill Clinton with his pants down around his ankles on a jetty in North Carolina yelling "hey Irene, come blow this."?

While the Clinton video and Winfrey full frontals would be amusing keepsakes, I'm more interested in the Parton pics and would pay a [insect] king's ransom for some to put under my pillow every night to dream on.

@ DRJBHL, you old fart!!!  Yours is coming, mate... yours is coming.

{anybody else hear the echo in here?]

today is the day...Im over you... i wont b back...u lie...

Hey Jack, don't let that Smedley character get to you. Orright!!!

We all know it's his fault and that he could suck the fleas off the back of next door's dog while facing in the opposite direction.  

I mean, he's that desperate for attention [among other things], he sprays himself with ram's pheromones to get sheep to even notice him.

Pay no heed to him, mate.... he's not even fit enough to sniff your sweaty socks... much less your armpits or dirty underwear.

No, mate, you hang in there, while Smedley disgraces himself with yet another outburst of jealousy and animal lust.

True. My memories are from my son at USC... some time back.

Hey po don't blame  skinhit, blame starkers

yeah... so act like a pair of curtains and pull yourself together....  

you suck!!...  now, tell us how it first began... when did you first realise you sucked...

and certainly better than when Po was caught in the boys room at school, where it looked like he was pulling himself apart.

Po has known that since a very early age.... like there was no way in the world he was ever going to win a dummy spitting competition, given his sucking ability.

Even as a very young child he could suck an all-day sucker through the eye of a needle

Woulda been one scary sight at breast feeding time, dontcha think?

Oh my god...what have I wandered into?

Yeah, it's bloody shocking, ain't it. 

My advice.... take a couple of aspirin and go lay down for a while.

If the trauma hasn't worn off by the morning, make an appointment to see your shrink and blame Po when asked what prompted your visit.

After telling the shrink that Po is responsible, and he still sucks, exponentially these days, he will offer you some meds.

Take them... seriously, cos if you don't need them now, a few more weeks hanging around here and you'll need repeat prescriptions.

And if you don't need to use them all.... remember it was me who pointed you in the right direction if you need to dispose of them safely.

And just so that you know... I like red pills; blue pills; yellow pills; green pills; orange pills and even pink pills so long as they're not for birth control.... those tend to make me feel dizzy rather than high, low or spaced out.

Actually, I think it's my own fault for being overly curious, and I paid the price.

Mmm...pills...

Sanity is a nice state to visit, but I refuse to stay for long..

Geez talk about suckin, ya all suck so bad hoover is trying to figure out how to cram this thread in to an upright. .....

Hey Po get crackin on that "I hate vista" Icons package ya lazy arse, I'm waiting impatiently to absolutely despise using them

That's your opinion!  For most of us, it was nice to escape... and remain on the lam.

Now there's the pot calling the kettle black.  You suck so much all air ports within 550kms of your house enforced a no fly zone to ensure [well hopefully] that no planes are sucked from the sky and down your chimney.  Yeah, the maintenance/repair people reckon it'd be a real bastard on the wings

Still, not as bad as Po, tho.  It has been suggested he could suck the barnacles off Davy Jones' locker.

Everyone by now should know that starkers is behind it all. Just ask Po the Smedley, always up front in the thick of sucky stuff. 

This comin from the guy recently hired by NASA to recover lost hardware from black hole's.  .......

I'll have you know that mission was essential to the continuation on mankind... and why NASA did it for free.

Besides HDD's and some RAM, they recovered the key to my medicine chest... where my IBS [read anti-flatulence] pills are kept.

Still, this does not detract from the fact that you'd suck the GPS transmitters off the backs of migrating geese at 12.000 feet.

That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.

Yeah, HG probably sucks those in as well.... if not, he's coaxing them with pizza crusts.

Yeah, could be HG is a closet birdwatcher.... and he has them all in an aviary in his backyard.

Nope... when HG deals with a pizza (usually pilfered), nothing, but nothing remains but an empty, well licked box.

I only said he coaxed them in with pizza crusts..... nothing about him actually giving them some.

When it comes to pizza, I know that HG is as tight as a fishes bum.... and that's watertight.

While on the subject of watertight.... HG's alibi would also be like a fishes bum when the pizza got/gets pilfered.