Don't talk to me about washing machines....... https://forums.wincustomize.com/373717

omg bry how the fuck did i miss THAT post by you??? I laughed my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!

I was also going to mention, as with washing machines, how ladies might find it pleasurable to sit on his lap during spin cycle.

Hey Bry, did you ever get your pants back? 

Mine eventually turned up again... minus my wallet and some loose change.  Bastards... sent back the unpaid bill, though. 

Was the bottom of the pockets cut out? You know these washer thingies...they get greedy.

Nah, not since I was a kid.

Dad did it... cut them out, that is.

We were so poor that I didn't have any toys.... and that [having my pockets cut out] gave me something to play with.

Yeah, dad was thoughtful like that.

Now I know who invented pocket pool. lol

Nah, for me it was pocket billiards.... and then I didn't invent it.

My dad grew up during the great depression, and had no toys... so his dad did for him what he did for me.

And even then it wasn't grandad who invented it.

No, it wasn't even grandad's dad who invented it... though he did introduce it to the trenches in WW1.

Shoot, when there was a cease fire on Christmas Eve in 1914, he even introduced the Germans to pocket billiards, which actually helped end the war.  With troops on both side fascinated with pocket billiards there was no time for shooting or winning wars, so they just called it a stalemate and went home.

The honour of inventing pocket billiards actually goes to Napoleon Bonaparte.  Well how else do you didn't think he got the name Boney?  So yeah, whenever you see the pics of Boney with his sleeve tucked into his tunic, it's because his arm was actually going down the inside and covertly into his pants pocket, the sneaky bastard.  Now you know how the famous "Not tonight Josephine" came about.  Old boner was too worn out from playing pocket billiards, that's how.

Talk about a 'bruised' ego.

YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!! AND NOW YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!

hahha, the babe will laugh at this.... he likes this song (its grown on him cause i play it alot)

a new piccy of me and the babe (also known as Techno Mi and Nishuki)

and im posting this one..cause i really like this pic of my babe, he looks sooo cool.... he had long hair in this one, and is growing again..yay!!!   

he also knows what will happen if he dosent grow it....he has to eat russian raisens and buy me a life time supply of cola and cigs and be bannished back to Techno Miko (my home planet) and suffer the fate of listening to my choice of music for eternity (internet friends song on constant loop for 1 million years) buahah!!!!!

and while i am in a sharing mood....here is my baby girl who is 15 this year, she is like my lil sister.......love her to death..

xxxxx

Your baby girl looks like an angel with mischief in her eyes. A very nice combination. Also she's as cute as her mom. Saw your pic for the first time. You got mischief too. lol

hahah yeah shes a good kid..

you saw my pic for the first time?........ if you need ressusitation....let me know........ i get mistaken ALOT for a crazy person /techno mi bot/ or a bizzare rock god...........

Ain't nothin' wrong with you Kitty. You just got a way of looking at the world that most people find hard to imagine. I know.....most don't understand me either. Sometimes I don't understand me. What's up with that? lol

Kittykuns... -I just love you to death my Tekkno Mi

Mr Neone made a swedish cake last night to celebrate him getting to the front page with cybergoth (the wb that is soo cool it was banned from Hades)... anyways here is a piccy of it, and he made it into a techno mi cake...how cute is this??? haha i loved it and we are still polishing it off hahahha

before the pineapple went on.......

and of course.............another piccy to add to our techno miko family album of the infinity of lurve......