Today

Wednesday, October 27, 2010 by MadDeez | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Today is Wednesday. Some of you folks are probably under the influence of something you shouldn't be drinking, smoking, or inserting rectally. OUCH! So, I thought I'd create this thread to inform you of what day it is. This is my good deed for the day.

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Uvah
Reply #41 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:34 PM

It was a fupchuck umpy dart that is makin' it's way across to Oz so's it can land in your cabbage patch and ferment your cabbages faster than your barks can ass-imilate them.

starkers
Reply #42 Friday, October 29, 2010 11:28 PM

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING assimilates/ferments cabbage faster than my barks.... not ever Mick the Master Farter with his, double callibrated, turbo charged, fuel injected arse.

Uvah
Reply #43 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:11 PM

You're forgetting about The Grand Master of Fartdom Oozi Drippum. His barks could peel the paint off the Voyager probes at half a light year. Too bad the last one 'back'fired and blew him all to mush.

Wizard1956
Reply #44 Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:03 PM

OK, we have Today covered, now what about Tomorrow?

Uvah
Reply #45 Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:13 PM

Tomorrow never comes because by the time it does its already today.

starkers
Reply #46 Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:00 PM

Well today is Sunday where I be at.  It's supposed to be a day of rest... so I'm gonna do the same as I did yesterday. 

NOTHING!!!!!

And what will I do tomorrow???

Same as yesterday... which is what it'll be by the time I get there.

Uvah
Reply #47 Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:10 PM

Still Saturday here. 8:05 p.m. EST. Going to look at the inside of my eyelids in two hours. Maybe even get some shuteye. Lots of weird folks walking around in strange garb. You'd think it was Halloween or something.

starkers
Reply #48 Saturday, October 30, 2010 9:36 PM

Lots of weird folks walking around in strange garb. You'd think it was Halloween or something.

Or some odd bods really have escaped the graveyard.

Just pull the covers over your head, you'll be alright.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #49 Sunday, October 31, 2010 4:16 AM

Tomorrow is yesterday

starkers
Reply #50 Sunday, October 31, 2010 4:19 AM

Tomorrow is yesterday

On Tuesday, it will be yesterday. 

Until then, I've canceled it due to lack of interest.

Hope everybody is alright with that.

Uvah
Reply #51 Sunday, October 31, 2010 9:31 AM

Don't faze me none. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow ... its all the same when its been here, is here, gets here. When you put them all together its still today so whats the diff?

MadDeez
Reply #52 Sunday, October 31, 2010 9:48 AM

WOW! This thread has taken a turn toward the Odd Side of Life, indeed.

Uvah
Reply #53 Sunday, October 31, 2010 10:10 AM

That's what happens when you put stuff like this out there and let us oddballs have a go at it.

starkers
Reply #54 Sunday, October 31, 2010 10:10 AM

Given the last one, did you expect otherwise???

Uvah
Reply #55 Sunday, October 31, 2010 10:32 AM

Of course I dunt. All good posts deserve a bit of lampooning.

LightStar
Reply #56 Sunday, October 31, 2010 11:18 AM

Today was yesterdays tomorrow and it is also tomorrows yesterday.

What does it all mean!

WebGizmos
Reply #57 Sunday, October 31, 2010 11:32 AM

Today I had this horrible nightmare that Uvah was trying to sell me viagra!  Man...I got stop eating before I try to sleep!

Uvah
Reply #58 Sunday, October 31, 2010 12:47 PM

Sure I are WG. I like to see gizmos doin' the 'quikstep'. Funny as all get out.

RickJP
Reply #59 Sunday, October 31, 2010 12:54 PM

Getting dark might see a ghost soon.

RickJP
Reply #60 Sunday, October 31, 2010 12:57 PM

Just noticed posting an hour in the future if only I could take advantage of that.

 

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