Walking

Thursday, March 25, 2010 by loukeeya | Discussion: Community

on tuesday morning i was walking down the road, listening to mozart on my media player, when out of nowhere came a great big............

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teddybearcholla
Reply #1 Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:44 AM

bathtub on wheels!!!!  

starkers
Reply #2 Thursday, March 25, 2010 7:08 PM

bathtub on wheels!!!!

..... with a dirty old  man in it who seemed to be having trouble with his periscope.

starkers
Reply #3 Thursday, March 25, 2010 7:08 PM

blob of jelly on a skateboard

teddybearcholla
Reply #4 Thursday, March 25, 2010 7:54 PM

starkers

bathtub on wheels!!!!

..... with a dirty old  man in it who seemed to be having trouble with his periscope.
  ...he needs one with wiper blades!!!    

starkers
Reply #5 Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:27 PM

...he needs one with wiper blades!!!

Yeah, cos no matter how far his periscope sticks out of the water, it still is covered in suds.

teddybearcholla
Reply #6 Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:55 PM

starkers

...he needs one with wiper blades!!!

Yeah, cos no matter how far his periscope sticks out of the water, it still is covered in suds.

 

  ...I just realized that I totally missed the point...actually thinking you meant a real periscope!!!          

starkers
Reply #7 Friday, March 26, 2010 4:38 AM

...I just realized that I totally missed the point...actually thinking you meant a real periscope!!!

Yeah, I didn't want to be blatantly rude/naughty... so "periscope" fitted the bill nicely.


on tuesday morning i was walking down the road, listening to mozart on my media player, when out of nowhere came a great big............

.... naked woman with gigantic boobs and nearly knocked me over as shimmering mounds of flesh bounced around completely unfettered.

Yup, true story!  It happened to me one balmy summer's night a couple of years ago.  I was taking a casual stroll in the cooler evening air to go pick up some bread and milk, when suddenly this stark naked woman came flying out of somebody's driveway and ran smack bang right into me.

Now I'd often joked to mrs starkers about large breasted (Dolly Partonesque) women: "Boxing my ears with those anytime", but never even in my wildest dreams did I ever expect one to actually do it.

 

WebGizmos
Reply #8 Friday, March 26, 2010 5:07 AM

when suddenly this stark naked woman came flying out of somebody's driveway and ran smack bang right into me.

And when he came too...he realized he was just out on one of his drunken dares dressed in a womens body suit and had run into his reflection in a store room window!But he won the 50 bucks!! Ah the good old days! 

Hey..nice hooties by the way starkers!

loukeeya
Reply #9 Friday, March 26, 2010 6:58 AM

lol i was thinking more along the lines of..........a great big fit hunk leaped out of his lamborghini and swept me off my feet  

starkers
Reply #10 Friday, March 26, 2010 12:31 PM

And when he came too...he realized he was just out on one of his drunken dares dressed in a womens body suit and had run into his reflection in a store room window!But he won the 50 bucks!!

If there had been 50 bucks in the offing, back in the day, I'd have dressed up in a womans body suit for a dare.  On the occasion of which I speak, though, that was definitely a 'real' woman.... with 44 DDD's and all the soft, warm bits in the right place.

Hey..nice hooties by the way starkers!

That'd be right, tell everyone I got moobies.

Wizard1956
Reply #11 Friday, March 26, 2010 1:17 PM

suddenly this stark naked woman came flying out of somebody's driveway and ran smack bang right into me.

Sounds like some sort of booby trap.

loukeeya
Reply #12 Friday, March 26, 2010 2:13 PM

so the moral of the tale is keep yr eyes open in case some large bossoomed woman comes charging at you when you least expect it  lol

amitsaran
Reply #13 Friday, March 26, 2010 2:30 PM

loukeeya
so the moral of the tale is keep yr eyes open in case some large bossoomed woman comes charging at you when you least expect it  lol

 

  ........  

starkers
Reply #14 Friday, March 26, 2010 10:46 PM

so the moral of the tale is keep yr eyes open in case some large bossoomed woman comes charging at you when you least expect it

Yeah.... cos you never know if it's going to be the fright of your life or the night of your life.

In my case, I was worried about being smothered... and getting cauliflower ears. Seriously, there was a helluva lot of mammary bouncing around there.

loukeeya
Reply #15 Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:40 PM

well if i was to run around no one wld be in danger of getting black eyes from my boobies - more like the shakira song "small like mountains......"   lol  

starkers
Reply #16 Tuesday, March 30, 2010 6:57 PM

well if i was to run around no one wld be in danger of getting black eyes from my boobies - more like the shakira song "small like mountains......" lol

So what you're saying is that you can go out jogging without a sports bra and not beat yourself senseless??

Now you know why Mick Jagger never hangs his head out of a moving vehicle... for fear he'll get beaten to death by a flying lip.

DrJBHL
Reply #17 Tuesday, March 30, 2010 7:02 PM

This is just terrible. It makes light of all the poor chilren who were never breast fed.

starkers
Reply #18 Tuesday, March 30, 2010 7:27 PM

This is just terrible. It makes light of all the poor chilren who were never breast fed.

I was... but a refresher course wouldn't go astray.

loukeeya
Reply #19 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:21 AM

lol i can go out without any bra and only have to put up with a slight wobbling - oh and the stares from breast obssessed men 

Vampothika
Reply #20 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:41 AM

coca cola and he followed me until i drank him and was under his spell......once again......(hicup)

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