I'm so glad you put it that way... using the word "joys" in the same sentence as "not being quite right in the head" makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.... so much so I'll be able to spend less time in my strait jacket and padded cell.

Probably!   Being brain eaters, I'd imagine zombies would see vampires as real weirdos because their liquid lunches wouldn't be all that filling.

"I have gotten into the practice of exercising half way through my work shift because I'm prone to blood clots and all that sitting is not a great idea for someone with my condition, especially since I don't have health insurance.  One of the perks for me of working out is that my brain gets that jolt of blood flow and starts thinking up strange things.  Today's question my brain tossed at me while on my elliptical was:"

I don't know squat about zombies and such, but I am curious about the need to get up and do elliptical to get the blood to the brain.  Where is this brain located anyway? Ed goes to

Vegans taste funny

is there a doctor in the house?

Doc puts his stethescope in the fridge. I sit in a recliner all day and sleep setting up in it all night, so I think my blood pools in my ass where my brain resides,or at least my wife thinks it does.  Therefore a zombie can bite my ass if he wants brains.  As for the vegans, well veggies are great smothered in MEAT.

Ed, you are hilarious!!!  Feeling better, dude?

 I used to think...USED to think...that when you got in the car to go some where you really didn't go anywhere at all.

You just drove around in a big circle while a bunch of people just rearanged and rebuilt everything.

When you got on a plane, it just gave them more time to rebuild.

No matter what, you always ended up back where you started. They just built new scenery.

And it was there fault when you couldn't find the car keys or something, cause they forgot to pt them back. That's why they're always where you knew you left them to begin with when you finally find them.

This would also mean that none of you are real. You all work for them. You're really just three people in a room about a mile from my house and it's your job to make me think there is a 'wide world internet'. But I know. I know everything. I know this planet is only the size of Texas and there really is nowhere to go and it's like only 11 or 17 of us on the whole planet.

AT least that's what I used to think. A long time ago. But not anymore.

Damn. Where's my lighter?

Tell ya what Po`... your being not quite right in the head makes me feel almost sane.  I mean, I'm not gonna throw away my strait jacket just yet, but I feel like I could probably manage without it some (if not a lot) after reading that little 'gem' of yours.

Yeah, I know, I'm gonna get a 'list' of my own.

Hang upside down, just like a vampire ;

Right in the brain? Not left? Haven't been there in awhile. Being a southpaw my right half is dominant, I think. Sooo...um...what was I gonna say...Oh yeah...zombies don't like me 'cause my brain ain't for eatin'. Why you ask...beats the hell outta me. I ask one once and the dips**t said it didn't know what I was talkin' about. I think maybe because it's own brain, or what was left of it, dribbled out of his ear. The other guy, the vampire, just shook his head and walked away. He didn't want to go there anymore than I did.

 Talk about upwardly mobile   

And what about those lost socks?

Ask skinhit.  Apparently it's not just a hobby, it's a fetish.

Keeps them Vegan-Martian Zombies away.

Actually, that'd probably make your back feel a lot better, Fuzzy.

Vegans are just another breed of vampire. Instead of iron rich blood to suck up they like dining on Vulcans 'cause their blood is green. And zombies...no problem. Set some tripe out on the doorstep at night. They'll never know the difference. Make sure you defrost it first or there'll be a whole new meaning the word...brainfreeze.

the Langoliers was another movie kind of like that.