Riddle Me This
Riddle of the day....
Friday, May 29, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*
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Reply #22 Monday, June 1, 2009 1:58 AM
So glad to be finally recognised for the real me.
OK, here's one:
Using just 5 straight lines (we used to do this with matchsticks) write what 99.999999% of the world was fed on.
OK, Jim, seeing as you're the master.....
[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="16" id="2235191"]
OK, What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes............................nothing, she's been told twice. lol not funny?
What do you call women who hang out with prostitutes? Support Ho's.
What do you call a fat lady with a yeast infection? A whopper with cheese! Still not funny...
.... what do you call a ho with a runny nose????? FULLLLLL !!!! 
Reply #23 Monday, June 1, 2009 2:11 AM
the answer to all of lifes riddles is Pizza... You would think it would be so obvious.. 
Reply #24 Monday, June 1, 2009 3:26 AM
... with a side of curried cabbage.
Yup! 
Reply #26 Monday, June 15, 2009 10:55 PM
Question: If the big quake hits the san andreas fault, and California goes into the ocean, why is it that all the gay men will be the first out of town?
Answer: They've already got their s!it packed!!! 
Reply #27 Monday, June 15, 2009 10:56 PM
That one may be shot down by the mods? Nah, we are adults telling jokes, right? 
Reply #28 Monday, June 15, 2009 11:22 PM
Did you hear about the Gay burglers?
Thsy break into houses and re-decorate!
Reply #29 Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:36 AM
What's the last thing you take off before going to bed?
Reply #33 Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:40 PM
You cheated...you're not supposed to peek. I pulled that one on a few friends awhile back and it took them the better part of a day to figure it out. You get a lollipop.
Reply #35 Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:47 PM
OK, here's a little brain teaser: using only 5 straight lines write what 99% of the world was fed on.
Back in the day we used to get respondants to use 5 matchsticks I I I I I .... but here the keyboard will suffice.
Reply #36 Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:11 PM
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A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?
Reply #37 Friday, June 19, 2009 1:18 PM
time to wake up.. no man with children has that kind of spare cash layin around.. 
Reply #38 Friday, June 19, 2009 2:56 PM
Unless he's really really rich.
What's crinkly, black, light brown and read all over. Hint hint...it's very old.
Reply #39 Friday, June 19, 2009 3:36 PM
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
What time is it?
Time to ask for a raise in allowance!
Old newspaper?
Riddle:
How can you arrange four ordinary wineglasses on an ordinary table so that "foot" (center of the bottom of the stem) of each is the same distance from all the others?
Reply #40 Friday, June 19, 2009 3:45 PM
Back issues of Pharoh's Playmate. Ok that wasn't all that great.
Touch the bases together?
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Reply #21 Monday, June 1, 2009 12:26 AM
What do you call women who hang out with prostitutes? Support Ho's.
What do you call a fat lady with a yeast infection? A whopper with cheese! Still not funny...
Jim, you're sick, sick, SICK!
And it is too funny!