My sincerest apologies to Draginol. It was purely unintentional. I made up the link just like the one to BigFoot-in-mouth. Fortunately that one goes nowhere. How it linked to Brad's PP is beyond me.

Now on to Curried Cabbage WB ......There's a wall...a blind...maybe a DX...we need a rainy...a cursor...smx might be too too much ...lemme see...um...sound scheme we got...a .dream possibly...starkers...care to pose for the cursor

Im real close to disowning the both of you.

 Awwwwwwwwwww.......you know you love us

Only if we get 'trails' recolouring ... so the grey/while smoke trail can become a green gas cloud.

Don't blame me, it was Uvah's totally sick idea... tho I must admit, the green gas clouds are appealing.

In fact, if I can get mrs starkers to video me after a plate of curried cabbage, we got great footage for a 'Dream'....

..... with authentic gas clouds.

Yes...it was my totally sick unabasheded idea(r).

Hey starkers...make sure it's in 'living' color authentic gas clouds all thick and steamy and stuff.

I'm sure mrs starkers will agree...providing she's wearing the latest in hazmat attire. Preferrably in her favorite color. Oh...and don't forget the gas mask.

BTW...I hear e-bay's running a sale on the latest full body environmental underwear (without the zebra stripes). Form fitting like body paint so you can't tell where the suit ends and the skin begins. Very Goshe.

Sicko! Dunno which of us is the worst, though. 

I suspect it's Uvah...and I also think he's being excessively modest about his gas... he cut one a few years back, and it was so egregious that his wife left him saying, "It's over."

The fart was so loud his hearing was damaged so he misheard her, is still waiting for her return and went so far as to adopt his 'nick' from the misheard "over"...which became "Uvah".

Could also be because he went to U. Va.

     Actually...and this is the truth...I was in a classroom at CHI in Warminster Pa. learning the ins and outs of putting computers together. I had just finished a spicy K of C chicken sandwich when my belly rumbled. I let go one of those silent but deadly ones and literally emptied the classroom.

     And my nick...when my older sister (RIP) was very young she couldn't pronounce the word brother. It came out sounding like Uvah...it stuck and I hated it.

     So...what's your story Doc? Got any smelly stories to pass on to the rest of us?    

I do believe that curried cabbage scares me, when it comes to food i am not a gambler not at all

jpmurph1......care to join us? starkers don't bite...too too much. Him just barks ferociously. Just look at the LA skyline on a really hot and humid day. But don't breathe. You'll end up a pile of goo on the sidewalk.

BTW...did you check out the cool stuff these artists have created for the Curried Cabbage WB?

WTF is that?  No such thing on curried cabbage.... even when one squeezes their cheeks together as hard as they can, the resulting bark is measures on the Ricther scale and is far from being the squeaky yap of a Jack Russell.  Nope, this is the bark of a St Bernard on steroids, and it's no use wearing ear muffs, neither.  Even industrial strength ones have been know to fail miserably and leave the wearer hearing impaired for several days

And wearing a rubber wetsuit to contain it can be a rather unfortunate mistake... and let this be a warning to you, a second helping of curried cabbage (and who can resist) can inflate a wetsuit exceedingly quickly and cause it to burst in the blink of an eye, much like like an over-inflated condom... er, party balloon, which let me assure you, can get somewhat messy if you forget to remove the bicycle clips first. 

In that event, the EPA, Hazmat and the CDC come out and urgently spray you from head to foot in a foam cocktail of fungicide, septicicide, infecticide and spermicide.. just in case it begins to breed.

It ain't the food ya gotta worry about... it's the aftershocks after the initial rectal eruption.

It's the enhanced Richter Scale my friend. A level 5.0 is now a 7. In your case......it's off the scale. Latest estimates on a starkerbark......equivalent to a primordial sun 17,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more massive than a supermassive black hole going off every 13 seconds for two million years. And that's a mild one!!

Is that close enough

You almost got it... just forgot the bit about pulling the plug in the black hole so's the alternate universe on the other side gets to share as well.

You have now entered... THE Twilight zone

Hmmmm.....misplaced yer metaphor, mate....  

     Sort of like a flubber suit. They'll inflate to at least 3 orders of magnitude. So no worries there. The EPA and the CDC and the Hazmat people ain't got nuthin' on the CSBMBRA. Them's the ones you gots to watch out for. They do fungicides and septicides and infecticides and insecticides and spermiticides and spermicides too. Oh...and they do vermillicides and spagetticides. Just to be accurate. If they don't breed after all that stuff they ain't never goin' to. People won't either after so you gots to be really careful. And never ever point the barker at them. Not only will you scare the patoot out of 'em they might call in the Army and Navy Beanies. Then the s**t will really hit the fan. What a mess that'll make. All greenish/brown goo all over everything. And there's starkers standin' over to there laughin' him arse off.

More disquieting/disaster news re starkers 'emissions':

LINK 

Um, John, where curried cabbage is concerned, it's called the DoNotLight Zone.

Now where do you keep getting these photos of me?  That one was taken just prior to leaving for a fancy dress party.... which ended up being a somewhat lonesome affair.

Yeah, my suit developed a slow leak and forgot to take my puncture kit.

The better question would be 'How much is my wife charging you for all of these pictures?'

You should see all the pix Shaunna sent me! Latest batch melted my screen.