A towering dietary achievement...except that the first 'boom' was so traumatic that some say no one could speak nor hear correctly afterwards.

Yeah, they were speaking Sumerian prior to General Barkalot's thunderous methane monster... but because nobody could hear for a decade or more, nobody spoke, either.  However, one day a lowly peasant discovered that he could hear again and began speaking what he could remember of his own peculiar dialect....Babylonian Sumerian.  Hence, what we know today as Iraqi was born.... all thanks to cabbage.

Now you may ask what significance/relevance this has 5000 years later.  Well the answer is simple, Sumerian in its purest form was a highly complex language that has few modern equivelants, and if Saddam Hussein was speaking it instead, those US troops who found him hiding down the hole would have mistaken him for a formerly extinct Sumerian goat herder who had dug a hole to shelter his flock from sandstorms.... the Kiwi occupational contingent who thought goats were 'close' enough.

speaking of 'boom' should a wav file be included ala the Fart sound in one of those novelty thingies. Say when the start menu is accessed or a window open or closed or something. Whatcha think?

Absolutely, a barking boom is essential.... I have ample tunes in varied lengths and tones.... and not none of those phony whoopee cushion sounds, neither.  Mine are the real McCoy/bone-fide/genuine anal barks!  D and E flat are my favourites, but A minor, C sharp, don't matter to me none, I can sound like a rottweiler or a fox terrier, whatever your preference.

Now while BSOD's don't normally have sound, I reckon we need to record one of the sickest sounding, sloppiest farts especially for that occasion... you know, something exceedingly appropriate that reflects the sick feeling you get in your gut when that blue screen rears its ugly head.

Nope:

It's the "C" sharp thingy. Usually it is followed by a sticky wetness...eeewww!...The kind you thought was but in fact wasn't. Hey...check this out...a .Dream that begins with an innocent _______________ (you fill in the blank) who suddenly stop and realizes it's comin' and...BANG!...is enveloped in a seriously thick, smelly, toxic greenish/brown cloud with red highlights...you get the idea. And as far as potency is concerned consider this. I once emptied a classroom, seriously, with a silent and deadly one after consuming a spicy K of C chicken sandwich. It happened at CTI in Warminster Pa. Embarrassing to say the least.

*Somebody* has a really spiffy avatar!

Wonder who that could be?

Lets ask. Will the real avatar please stand.

*some people* seem to lack personal photos.

They can fake it.

All of you bums do. Avatars don't count. Not one of you has any photos in your photo gallery for me to use. WTF!?! Buncha woosies if you ask me. That's fine. Fine. I used some stock photos for my inspiration.

I needed to definitley set the theme because I'm not real happy with either start window. I think..THINK iI have it.  Need some of you bums to look it over but don't wanna post it in the forum.

Drop me an email if you want a copy.

Greetings Po, I would like your email address,I want to see this, and I'll send you a pic.

WooHoo.. If anyone would have ever told me I'd would be looking forward to something like this I would have

Laughed my head off.

[email protected]

Sending out the the first request.

LOL...I sent the request very early this morning and no answer.

Well now you've got me wonderin Doc? Were you talkin about me concerning the spiffy avatar?

If you were oops?

I mean to get a copy of my test wall for this.

I like the wall a lot. GREAT work, Po'! 

ok mine has been sent.... you know whats going to happen now po? you will proberly end up with more picks than you can poke a stick at lol , it should look very nice when its all finished

We'll all have THE most kick ass skin on WC! 

The "Smedley Smelly Special"

BTW, Doc, I tried to upload and apply the one you sent me... like 5 times but it just won't take.  Dammit!

I'll have another go today, but if it don't work I will have to get on to somebody who can fix it.

Not properly awake yet - had another restless night - so later.