What's with the one napkin?!
Friday, April 10, 2009 by Brysgirl | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Why is it that every time I go thru a drive thru, regardless of what I order, they always give me just one napkin? I could order 2 happy meals and 2 value meals and they will put 1 napkin in the bag! Are they kidding me? The thing is that every one does this especially McDonalds, Wendys and Dunkin Donuts. We go to Dunkin Donuts almost every Sunday morning on the way to church. This week my hubby got smart; he said, "4 bagels w/ cream cheese, a coffee, and 2 orange juices, oh, and some extra napkins please." We received our order- 4 bagels with cream cheese, a coffee, 2 orange juices, and , you guessed it, 2 napkins!!! 
Is there a shortage of trees in the USA? Is this stupidness only happening in the Midwest?
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Reply #62 Saturday, April 11, 2009 11:09 AM
And then you grew up and switched to poo?
Looks like we ALL need a napkin! 
Reply #65 Saturday, April 11, 2009 11:50 AM
Not me. Pick and flick--that's my motto!
This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:
I used to pick my nose. I'll admit it. What child, especially a boy didn't? Anyway, I needed to get rid of this one that was especially large, so I flicked it. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mothers head jerk...like on the Seinfeld episode titled The Magic Loogie (I think that's the episode but you Seinfeld fans know what one I'm talking about). I looked over and there was my monster booger on her cheek. I couldn't help laughing, and she couldn't help screaming.
Boy if I was your Moms, you'd be hanging from the same tree right next to the ketchup packet inventor!
And for Messiah
Reply #66 Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:09 PM
And an exact science at that... but when needs must the devil drives. 
Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals. 
Reply #67 Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:19 PM
And an exact science at that... but when needs must the devil drives.
Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals.
And some people actually deny the existence of G-d. 
Reply #69 Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:35 PM
If you mean a link to a YouTube clip showing the process step by step.... probably not! 
Tho, I suppose a demonstration would come in handy for those unimaginative folk who find they are reduced to the last sheet after the 'fact'
Reply #71 Saturday, April 11, 2009 2:02 PM
Reply #72 Saturday, April 11, 2009 2:29 PM
If...you...were... ...MOMS? 
Reply #73 Saturday, April 11, 2009 5:28 PM
Loose lipped black slang Mirsguy!
You know I'm from the PJ's dawg!
Reply #74 Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:31 PM
....next time, show them a loaded gun and ask for the napkin box.....*smirks* when i go through drivethrough, i have no worries, people scream, throw my mcmac meal at me and run away......
Reply #75 Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:09 PM
I have to go through in reverse or they turn off the lights and hang a "Closed for Repair" sign in the window!
Reply #79 Saturday, April 11, 2009 10:52 PM
Okay, so I got all the napkins I ever wanted tonight. I went to Portillo's (Chicagoland's greatest hotdog/hamburger joint) and I decided against going through the drive-thru. They're pretty good about giving you napkins in your drive-thru order, but I just felt like going in.
Their napkins, straws, etc. were located on an island near where you pick up your order. I GOT TO TAKE AS MANY AS I WANTED!!!
I took 12.
Reply #80 Saturday, April 11, 2009 10:56 PM
Loose lipped black slang Mirsguy!
You know I'm from the PJ's dawg!
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Reply #61 Saturday, April 11, 2009 10:58 AM
Way to tie it in mate.