Actually this relates to a little known historical incident involving a tourist guide and some strategically placed stones.

Y'know, I actually went swimming in The Sea of Galilee...nice place...and Tiberias. Great fish.

starkers, if you're on east 3rd street and hang a left, you'll be on the tennis courts. there is no choice but to be on west 3rd street. your gps is wrong. i'd take it back.

Just don't go too far on 3rd street. I turns into 6th before you know it. (yes, that really does happen where I grew up...lol)

I think it is the case of he should have zigged, when he zagged.

 hehehe...

Yeah, I wondered that... tho no amount of cosmetic surgery is gonna help.  The furrows on Doc's brow/face are deep enough to plant potatoes....

Word has it that his plastic surgeon found a couple of lost harvesters during the last op.

And bankers skim the psychiatrists bank accounts to afford more nuerotics mortgages build more castles in the sky... bit of a viscious circle, really.  Behind every condo in the sky there's a shrink and a banker.  That's why I stopped seeing my shrink... he was got me all relaxed and comfortable on his couch, then tried to sell me time-share in his new cloud-based condo.

If there is, I don't see anybody queueing up to get out.

Ah, but are we talking about East 3rd Street South or East 3rd Street  North?  And then, is that East 3rd Street South in the Northern Quadrant or the Southern Quadrant... or East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadrant?  There is a difference, you see.  If it's East 3rd Street South in the Northern Quadrant, you end up at the tennis courts, but if you take East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quardant you end up at the Pink Bordello.

On the other hand, if you take West 3rd Street South, hang a left and travel 2 blocks you end up at the refuse tip... and taking East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadarant, hanging a left and traveling 2 blocks will take you to the courthouse, next door to the shop with the green and red door that sells fake replicas on West 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadrant.

I mean, we don't wanna confuse poor Debbie and get her lost now, do we!

Now is that before the intersection of 9th and 3rd or after?  And is that on East 3rd Street or West 3rd Street?  And is that East or West 3rd Street North or South in the Southern or Northern Quadrants?

It's important, you see.... 6th Street only goes 3 blocks and it becomes West 6th Street North in the Southern Quadrant, East 6th Street South in the Northern Quadrant and East-West 6th Street North in the North Eastern Quadrant.

Yeah, I know, it's as clear as mud to you now, but it will soon become apparent to you ... that I'm as equally lost and confused.

Oh, and has anybody seen my meds?  I think I dropped them on East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quardarant... or was that on West 3rd Street South in the Northern..... ????

So, anybody seen Debbie?

I hope she hasn't run away, you lot can be a bit weird at times

I really don't know how these exaggerations get started. As usual, I suspect it's that wild Ozzie, starkers.

* Doc thinks "Debbie...always beware of him.

This is the real truth:

Sorry, Fussy Fuzzy... she probably took v's advice and headed for the hills long ago.

What d'yer mean, exaggerations?  I heard it was half a dozen harvesters... but i was giving you a break cos I didn't want the next miracle worker...er, plasic surgeon upping his price due to the difficulty factor.

Nah, you're not such a bad looking bloke, Doc... for somebody who watched Moses as a boy growing up.

Lurv ya Mark. 

You too, Doc.

BTW, was that plastico on East 3rd St West, or West 3rd St East?  The reason I'm asking is cos I'm not sleeping too well due to my eyelids not completely closing.  I need a skin graft to make them larger.  Now both of them take a piece of un-needed skin from another part of your body and sew it in place where needed... but I don't wanna book myself into the Jewish plastico's clinic and end up cock-eyed.