Skinning your bathroom
Thursday, March 12, 2009 by Phoon | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Wow... a new fad in the works?
A Japanese coffee company, modified the bathrooms of ski areas around Japan to promote their coffee energy drinks.
Could this be a Ski ... Dump?
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Reply #22 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:14 PM
I dunno, you're doing a pretty good job yourself, Phoon... in fact that 'snapping' off a turtle bit was excellent. 
Now I'm not too sure that'd be the right 'convenience' for me anyhow... it'd be nigh on impossible getting a grip on the back of the door with my teeth when discharging unusually large and difficult loads, which brings me to another point...
I didn't notice a rope in there anywhere... to gently lower 'turtles' weighing more than 10 lbs. without one the subsequent splash can be horrendous... and hitching up yer dripping arse under those warm air dryers with yer pants down around yer ankles takes a few acrobatics and some contortionist tricks.
I am arthritic and not so flexible anymore.... so a damned rope is essential. 
Actually, pinching off too soon isn't the problem... it's pinching off too late with a depleted/weakened sphincter. 
Then the skid marks resemble those of a FA18 landing on the deck of an aircraft carrier.
Actually, I did a bit of bathroom/toilet skinning recently.... well sort of.
It looks like I installed a couple of exhaust fans, but they're actually painted on facsimilies... and are intended to lull visitors to the smallest room in the house into a false sense of security.
Reply #25 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:35 PM
Then the skid marks resemble those of a FA18 landing on the deck of an aircraft carrier.
You swore you'd never tell, starkers! 
Reply #26 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:37 PM
Nope.. we're just talkin shit.
Reply #27 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:41 PM
Why am I getting a mental picture of a pitching machine used in batting cages, or one of those old-time fancy tennis ball or potato cannons made from pop cans.
- stop and think about that one for a moment if you must.... -
Reply #28 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:41 PM
It 'bogology' and we are 'bogologists', actually.
Dunno, but I got an email from Mrs Spankey with some tips on how to use the air dryer more easily for a dripping tail.
Seems I'll be carrying a piece of hose to direct airflow while I'm out. 
Reply #29 Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:58 PM
Reply #30 Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:00 PM
- stop and think about that one for a moment if you must.... -
Because, Phoon, since this thread was started by some anonymous, demented fiend , our minds have been unceasingly ass-aulted by an endless "stream" of "Bogology" resulting in a "flushing" (so to speak) of cognitive function down the...well...toilet.
Reply #31 Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:06 PM
Skinhit needs to see this thread. Some folks just shouldn't be allowed to renovate.
Reply #33 Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:11 PM
When i was a teenager, around 18 or so, i decided to try skiing, so off we went to Killington VT, got all the stuff i thought i needed (just forgot about taking lessons) so down the mountain i go, right into the first pine tree on the slope, so i had to be taken off in that stretcher thing for a broken leg, and gallons of pine sap that took months to get off my body, that ended my skiing career, i beat Sonny Bono to the punch but i survived
Reply #36 Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:40 PM
Reply #37 Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:41 PM
What's that bowl Shaunna..........SIDE SADDLE?
Reply #38 Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:19 PM
To # 35....
I don't care what you say... threaten me with, you are NOT fitting our crapper out like that!
For one, I'd suffer with permanent 'stage fright'... for fear Dame Edna Everage could burst in at any moment,
*Ive always been concerned about what's really under that frock... scary, to say the least*
And secondly, pink surroundings in the throne room would agitate my already volatile digestive tract... and I already hear enough complaints about the pungent aromas I leave behind.
So no, we are not ktting out our bog in pink!
And another thing, where's my Playboy mags? ..... I haven't finishrd reading the articles yet.
Reply #39 Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:28 PM
brings new meaning to skid marks.......
Reply #40 Friday, March 13, 2009 12:50 AM
Yeah Thought starkers need to learn the right way to use the loo.... hmmm gives new meaning to decorate 
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Reply #21 Thursday, March 12, 2009 1:20 PM
You mean the people standing outside, don't you?