I'm naming my furniture
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 by MadDeez | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx, & Cyd Chairrise.
Reply #42 Friday, February 27, 2009 10:53 AM
During hailstorms,park your Johnny CARson in the ShED McMahon![]()
Reply #43 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:00 AM
How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?
Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder?
Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!
Chim Chimeney
Micky Mantle
Kurt n. Rod
Reply #45 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:16 AM
i realize 'no arms and no legs' jokes are considered crass by some but here are two: what do you call a buy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art
what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Kurt and Rod
i can go on and on with these. i have dozens of them. sorry if anyone is offended. my friend who lost a leg doesn't mind them, tho. ![]()
Reply #47 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:28 AM
......in the ocean: Bob
......in a paper bag: Russel
Sorry couldn't help myself!
Reply #48 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:35 AM
By the front door: Matt
I lowered myself to Iwas' and 20f3's level.............Mbad!![]()
Reply #49 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:58 AM
Stanley Stool
Potty Duke
Ernest Tubs
Rutger Shower
Farah Faucet (easy one)
Reply #50 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:01 AM
works in a las vegas wedding chapel.........mary
works in a cemetary.............barry
works on a fishing boat.........annette
in a tanning bed too long.................burney
Reply #51 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:25 AM
Spanish doctor..............................Manuel
Spanish Fireman............................José
Lady bank executive.................... Bernadette
Reply #52 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:28 AM
And his brother, Jos-B.
The Russian chauffer: Pickup Andropov.
Reply #54 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:40 AM
The cup rack........Peggy
The stove.......Burnie
The carpet.....Layla
The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher
The stereo......Chris Rock
The fridge......Coolio
Reply #55 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:54 AM
The stove.......Burnie
The carpet.....Layla
The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher
The stereo......Chris Rock
The fridge......Coolio
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starker's banker: Douse and Burnham
starker's banker's lawyers: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
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Psychiatric care: Doctor Mahmoud S. Bleak
Bailout specialist: Vishnu Payup
Mafia Air Controller: Ulanda U. Lucky
Stardock Merchandising: Will Price Randomly
Palin's daughter's marriage specialist: Rush Inuit
Cheney's Ethics Coach: Lou Segusi
Our Appalachian Chef: Everett Possum
Reply #56 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:58 AM
Sometimes my Vanilla Icecream get so hard, I have to break it up with my Mc Hammer. Usually I give up and just drink a glass of IceT, though
Reply #57 Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:17 PM
Gardener: Kent C. Detrees
Alarm clock: Hugh Wake
The funace: Luke Warm
Reply #60 Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:24 PM
The rest of the place:
Floorence
Wally
Roofus
Dooreen
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Reply #41 Friday, February 27, 2009 10:42 AM
sorry to hear that, messiah. i hope all goes well for you and yours very soon.