I'm naming my furniture

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 by MadDeez | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

so far, there's Fred Achair, Coucho Marx,  & Cyd Chairrise.

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MadDeez
Reply #41 Friday, February 27, 2009 10:42 AM

sorry to hear that, messiah. i hope all goes well for you and yours very soon.

Wizard1956
Reply #42 Friday, February 27, 2009 10:53 AM

During hailstorms,park your Johnny CARson in the ShED McMahon

angus1949
Reply #43 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:00 AM

How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?

Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder? 

Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!

Chim Chimeney

Micky Mantle

Kurt n. Rod

 

DrJBHL
Reply #44 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:07 AM

angus1949
How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?

Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder? 

Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!

Chim Chimeney

Micky Mantle

Kurt n. Rod

 

MadDeez
Reply #45 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:16 AM

i realize 'no arms and no legs' jokes are considered crass by some but here are two:   what do you call a buy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Kurt and Rod

 

 

i can go on and on with these. i have dozens of them. sorry if anyone is offended. my friend who lost a leg doesn't mind them, tho.

Ausvet
Reply #46 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:20 AM

Brigitte Bidet

2of3
Reply #47 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:28 AM

what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs

 

......in the ocean: Bob

......in a paper bag: Russel

 

Sorry couldn't help myself!

angus1949
Reply #48 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:35 AM

what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

By the front door: Matt

 

I lowered myself to Iwas' and 20f3's level.............Mbad!

angus1949
Reply #49 Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:58 AM

Brigitte Bidet

 

Stanley Stool

Potty Duke

Ernest Tubs

Rutger Shower

Farah Faucet (easy one)

 

MadDeez
Reply #50 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:01 AM

works in a las vegas wedding chapel.........mary

works in a cemetary.............barry

works on a fishing boat.........annette

in a tanning bed too long.................burney

 

Ausvet
Reply #51 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:25 AM

Spanish doctor..............................Manuel

Spanish Fireman............................José

Lady bank executive.................... Bernadette

DrJBHL
Reply #52 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:28 AM

Spanish Fireman............................José

And his brother, Jos-B.

The Russian chauffer: Pickup Andropov.

2of3
Reply #53 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:37 AM

in the middle of the road.........Mark

Wizard1956
Reply #54 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:40 AM

The cup rack........Peggy

The stove.......Burnie

The carpet.....Layla

The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher

The stereo......Chris Rock

The fridge......Coolio

 

 

DrJBHL
Reply #55 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:54 AM

Wizard1956
The cup rack........Peggy

The stove.......Burnie

The carpet.....Layla

The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher

The stereo......Chris Rock

The fridge......Coolio

 

starker's banker: Douse and Burnham

starker's banker's lawyers: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

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Psychiatric care: Doctor Mahmoud S. Bleak

Bailout specialist: Vishnu Payup

Mafia Air Controller: Ulanda U. Lucky

Stardock Merchandising: Will Price Randomly

Palin's daughter's marriage specialist: Rush Inuit

Cheney's Ethics Coach: Lou Segusi

Our Appalachian Chef: Everett Possum

2of3
Reply #56 Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:58 AM

Sometimes my Vanilla Icecream get so hard, I have to break it up with my Mc Hammer. Usually I give up and just drink a glass of IceT, though

DrJBHL
Reply #57 Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:17 PM

Gardener: Kent C. Detrees

Alarm clock: Hugh Wake

The funace: Luke Warm

angus1949
Reply #58 Sunday, March 1, 2009 10:52 AM

Backyard entertainment area....Patty O'Deck

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #59 Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:43 PM

Balances three pints on her head... Beatrix

Wizard1956
Reply #60 Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:24 PM

 

The rest of the place:

Floorence

Wally

Roofus

Dooreen

 

 

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