Yolk of the Day

Ugly death

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 by PuterDudeJim | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

A police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart.

If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real...

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PuterDudeJim
Reply #21 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:31 PM

All the same, I'll pass.
  Chicken! ...and I think that is appropriate, cosidering the pic.  NP John, we understand. 

angus1949
Reply #22 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:53 PM

I'll pass too Jim.  No offense taken, but I've seen enough death.

ALMonty
Reply #23 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:15 PM

Lot of squeamish people. Trust me you'll never eat breakfast again.

DaveBax
Reply #24 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:33 PM

After reading all the comments I looked. All it could tell me was "You're sick" Thought it would be something interesting as I already knew that.

Wizard1956
Reply #25 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:02 PM

Crack kills!

NightTrainthedark
Reply #26 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:44 PM

Dark Humor = funny.

PoSmedley
Reply #27 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:06 PM

You would have to be pretty hard boiled not to react to that pic. I prefer to go with the theory he was pushed. Possibly by poachers who scrambled as soon as they realized what they had done. Leaving the poor soul there to baste in the sun.  It's times like this that I find it dificult to keep my sunny side up. These sorts of things jut don't go over easy. I'm just..I dunno...fried over this. This is the kind of thing that can just ruin the Hollandaise for me.  Then I fear by posting such pics, we're just egging yolks on to go out do it to someone else.  Then we'd be giving the powdered to the wrong people. I suppose it doesn't help to go endlessly on with eggsrcutiatingly bad puns about it all. Hens forth, no more puns. And I'm not saying that just to hear myself cluck. I declare an eggs ban edict!

 

But you know if they aprehend the culprits what they'll say, dontcha?

 

"Omelet you off easy this time...but don't fry it again or you'll be poaching your luck."

Tailsgirl
Reply #28 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:13 PM

HAHA that was cool Po

PuterDudeJim
Reply #29 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:00 AM

Yeah,Po. That was awesome! BTW, have you seen your ex-boss? Has he seen my pic?

PuterDudeJim
Reply #30 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:02 AM

Crack kills!
  Turn the mess on, Wiz!

HG_Eliminator
Reply #31 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:05 AM

Crack kills!

 

lol

Tailsgirl
Reply #32 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:09 AM

I think that poor fella was 'beaten'.. to death

sydneysiders
Reply #33 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:18 AM

pity he jumped.....just when he was on a roll.....

 

all in all.....a bad yolk.....

just tryin' to whip up a reaction..

HG_Eliminator
Reply #34 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:19 AM

no big loss tho, guys like him are a $1.75 a dozen.

Tailsgirl
Reply #35 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:24 AM

lol guys we've been eggaggerating a little

Let's face it, the dude was a chicken

PuterDudeJim
Reply #36 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:25 AM

Eggzactly!

PuterDudeJim
Reply #37 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:28 AM

You guys are just egging me on, aren't you? You know I have not got the eggsperience that you all have.

 BTW, What has my left hand and a lemon pie have in common?

 

 

 

 

They both have meringue on them...lol. 

sydneysiders
Reply #38 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:33 AM

no big loss tho, guys like him are a $1.75 a dozen.

  $1.75 huh....so...he wasn't a free ranger....

HG_Eliminator
Reply #39 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 1:36 AM

hehe

1MrPaul1
Reply #40 Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:34 AM

so its joke? not good joke i can say

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