Zubaz goes into the produce market.......
and this is what he gets.....
Saturday, December 20, 2008 by ImStein | Discussion: Community

Reply #22 Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:08 AM
Yeah, but it's not a fashion statement I'd get into... knowing my luck, I'd be on a zebra crossing and get run over.
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Reply #23 Sunday, December 21, 2008 5:46 PM
Zubaz down under
<-------- and a beer for starkers!

Reply #26 Monday, December 22, 2008 2:44 PM
So rare, in fact, I've only ever seen the one above... and that's one too many. Dunno I'd wanna meet one down a dark alley on a hot and sultry Summer's night... I hear the heat makes them cranky.
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Reply #27 Monday, December 22, 2008 3:19 PM
Be afraid, my friend. Be very afraid.
I be missin' yer Cap'n! ![]()
Reply #28 Monday, December 22, 2008 4:40 PM
Yeah, I've been converting old videos of the family to DVD for everyone for Xmas... so no, I haven't been on here much today... well yesterday now. I got so engrossed in what I was doing that I didn't notice the time had slipped away... it's now 7.39 am here and I've not been to bed yet. Just waiting for the final disc to do and I'll catch a few zzzzzz's
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Reply #29 Monday, December 22, 2008 4:42 PM
Ok, Cap'n.....zonk with some Z's. or is it S's coz yer upside down and backwards to boot! LOL....
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Reply #30 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 2:33 AM
Dunno about backwards, but I'm decidedly feeling upside down, back to front and inside out... I was only asleep for about an hour and the grandkids woke me up with sounds of hilarity and screaming while they played in the kiddies pool. Like I wasn't suffering with sleep deprivation already!!! ![]()
Yeah, I'm only sleeping a couple of hours or so lately and I'm wide awake but feeling totally zonked, both physically and mentally. Damned arthritic pain and spinal issues... not that the nightmares about Zubish and zebra-skin pants help any.
Like the other night, I was dreaming about being on a zebra crossing dressed in zebra-skin pants with matching shirt, shoes and tie. I wanted desperately to shout out STOP, to the driver speeding towards me, and all I could manage was SPOT... which didn't help cos I was covered in stripes. Yeah, I woke up in a cold sweat and covered in tyre marks.
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Reply #31 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:47 AM
What would have happened if you had shouted out "TOPS" instead? OR did you get far enough in to the dream?? Puts a different spin on things, dont it?????
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Reply #32 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Reply #33 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:10 AM
Dunno about backwards, but I'm decidedly feeling upside down, back to front and inside out... I was only asleep for about an hour and the grandkids woke me up with sounds of hilarity and screaming while they played in the kiddies pool. Like I wasn't suffering with sleep deprivation already!!!
Yeah, I'm only sleeping a couple of hours or so lately and I'm wide awake but feeling totally zonked, both physically and mentally. Damned arthritic pain and spinal issues... not that the nightmares about Zubish and zebra-skin pants help any.
Like the other night, I was dreaming about being on a zebra crossing dressed in zebra-skin pants with matching shirt, shoes and tie. I wanted desperately to shout out STOP, to the driver speeding towards me, and all I could manage was SPOT... which didn't help cos I was covered in stripes. Yeah, I woke up in a cold sweat and covered in tyre marks.
That's coz ya didn't wear the right stockings!

Reply #35 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:20 AM
Giraffe: "Zubaz! Why can't you get off my back!"

Reply #36 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:58 AM
Nah, I'm still getting used to the pantyhose. ![]()
Reply #38 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 12:52 PM
Starkers wants to know if the striped panty hose make his butt look big?

Reply #39 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 1:15 PM
Ed you bastard! I almost choked on lunch because of you!!!
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Reply #40 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 1:28 PM
Don't you like starkers in tights, Ed? Do you think it makes his butt look too big?
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Reply #21 Saturday, December 20, 2008 11:50 PM
Looking spiffy!