ummm...whatsa Photoshop, munks?

Doc!!! c'mon, you know what Photoshop is.. you're just messin' with us.. right?

Insurance...sigh. 

It's where you buy pictures, no?

HAHAHA you're a funny guy

 That is wonderful news Az, yes I believe!!!!

"We tried them also but I found that they got mushy.  I like my 'naners a bit soft, with some brown spots on the skins, (not black) but the bag just made 'em mushy.  "

     Well so far we haven't had that problem, of course ours are not around very long either!!!

  Never tried them in the fridge Doc...but I like my bananas on the green side...also good with milk and sugar!!!

did i say that out loud?  ......

Frozen banana covered with chocolate syrup

You just THINK they taste good.  Bananas and chocolate syrup are an ancient conspiracy by wicked Aztec clerics to implant their blood thirsty ideas into our DNA by disguising their host injectors into our system by means of tasty fruit and cocoa-related products.  The proof that this is what is happening is to look what happens between families when there is only one banana and enough chocolate syrup for that one banana, but two people who are craving chocolate covered bananas!

(the dang conspiracy thread has infected my mind!)

That was a masterpiece!

Those Aztec's are really the alien sock thieves, you know how you always lose a sock during the washing cycle? it's not lost.. there is a planet filled with one-footed people.. who have been thieving from us for decades

Hehehe, all I wear on my feet, are thongs.. no.. not the thongs you guys call thongs.. they are rubber sandal type thingies.. thongs and boots is all.. other than that.. barefoot!

The people in the wall? All that comes out of my walls.. are roaches

Apparently your people have passed on, because it's their job to scare off the roaches.

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo my indoor cat [I have 4 that live outside] is THE roach hunter of the century, I haven't seen one for 3 years, seriously, and since I have a morbid fear of them, she's worth her weight in gold.

Funny.. I'm terrified of roaches, but love snakes!

*sigh* barefeet and sandals....Arizona in the spring, summer and fall......now it's socks, shoes, lots of clothes because it is cold here in Wisconsin!!!!

I have never heard that story...it is adorable!!!

Snakes are kool, roaches are just extraordinary bugs that have been around since way before we have.  When I lived in Arizona, I saw one that was huge, I was putting gas in my car and it was right there.  Someone said it was a sewer roach.  I used to clean empty apartments in Phoenix, and I remember opening the door to one, and just walking inside a couple of the small German roaches fell on me, and I could see the apartment was overrun and Imean seriously, so I said, not this one today, exterminator first!!!  mmm...

speaking of Arizona 

Temp the next 5 days : 74* day 50* night

ahhhhhhhhh just right  ..

Oh yea ... and Santa ...

a 24" or 25" monitor would be nice - if there's room in your bag  

I hate der roaches....nasty things. I have had then jump out of bread boxes at me, climb into my freshly made coco(yes, I made sure the cup was roach free before making it. I turn around to thow the package away, and there it is, freestyling it in my coco, and then right down the drain.....ugh). We had neighbors who had moved in with them in their moving boxes...and they quickly infested the apt complex. Took 3-4 tries to fully exterminate them from the building. Was so glad when they did.

Ha! I found out the hard way that my clothes dryer was eating my socks. No, really, it ate them. I caught it in the act of eating one, but the dryer choked on it and died. (The drum had come lose, it was a very old dryer, and a sock got caught there, stopping the drum, and over heating the unit....go figure) And then I find out that my old washer, while not eating the socks, was throwing them out over the side between it and the wall, where I couldn't see or get to. I only found those when I got the new washer. I had evil machines, don't ya think???

Another Christmas wish.....snow in the mountains, and peace in every heart.

WOW some really evil machines you have Immy!!!!   Hope the new ones are 

Freud would have a field day with that one, Di.

Now I know what killed the noisey things in the wall....my smelly socks. 

No, it's the sock family and garment owning family that have contracted with the appliance family and the Gates Family (that produce the BSOD) that ties in all the conspiracies including the *Winky* conspiracy. Note the color of the paint brush he's been painting your screens with:

Ahhh, Wisconsin.  I grew up there.  Sometimes I miss it.  Sometimes I think I want to move back (my parents and all my siblings still live there--I miss them), and although I can find the Johnsonville brats here (Independence day isn't the same without grilled brats), there are no decent hard rolls to put them on.  I'll get this pain in my heart for my homeland, and then I'll Google some pictures of the roads there in winter, and I get chilled to the bone and I can almost feel my skin start to dry out, and the pain for my homeland vanishes.