And shouldn't we be more like Jesus, and go into the market place [read Wall St] and beat the greedy rich with the jawbone of an ass?

Tons of people are doing all that and not only on Wall St. Its spreading all over the country. Think the guy that sells ass jawbones is gonna make a killin'?

So what about the bloke who's just selling ass, do you think he'll make a killing, or will it be the bloke behind him selling Vaseline?

Do you think the bloke behind him took the sand out of the Vaseline? Because if he didn't he'll do like that alligator did. Lose his mind. lol

Would the bloke behind consider using axle grease instead of sandy Vaseline... or wouldn't he care less if it felt like the rough end of a pineapple?

Isn't that akin to a club with razor blades embedded in it? Talk about bloody Ouch!

Have you ever been to a club that not only has razor blades in it, but hot showers and a bidet, too... and for a bit extra, there's a topless massage on offer if ya want it?

A topless massage? Don't they do the bottom too? Oh right...must be the half price sale. Getting close to the holidays and sales are everywhere. Do they have take out?

Would a hand in a pocket with a hole in it be classified as a massage to go?

If the pocket is high enough I suppose. Are you auditioning?

Wasn't your last audition embarrassing because you stripped down for a part in Hair, and the auditions were actually for 'Gone With The Wind'?

I mean, how can you end up in the wrong auditorium when they're at the opposite ends of town?

Well.........how wuz I 'posed to know? They ain't got no signs pointin' east, west, north, south or any thin' like that. I got turned around and lost at the same time.

Wot d'yer mean, how wuz I posed to know?  Surely yer nekkid pecker felt that cold wind blowing from in the Nor'East with Julie Andrews' voice on it singing about some lonely goat herder freezing his nuts off in the hills that had come alive with the sound of music?

Sure Uvah....

I'm more inclined to think it's all part of your master plan to to Blow into town, much like a life size tornado. You just wanted them to notice you,

right? 

Hey Anna.

Wanted them to notice him, huh?

Okay!!!  So, if Uvah had forgotten to take the Viagra, would he have been any less noticeable as he blew into town... or is he just one of those stand up type of guys?

Hey Mark   

Notice them they would I'd imagine. And while I'm at it, would there be a bow tie?

Hey Anna and Mark....  and

If I blew into town dontcha think the town would be all up in arms because I sent Mark all those pseudo-Viagra pills back to him because the expiration date expired? He didn't know that because I can read gibberish and he can't. Why do you think one leg doesn't bend when he walks.

It's an accessory to consider, I suppose, but wouldn't it increase his chance of getting pins n' needles in 'that' extremity?

They weren't out of date!  You read the label upside down again, didn't you?

Didn't you invent gibberish?  If not, would you consider that you've out-mastered the master [who did invent it]?

Funnily enough, that is close to the truth... due to old injuries my right leg isn't as flexible as it once was, and I sort of swing it forward from the hip rather than bend at the knee.

Strangely enough gibberish was invented by this dude called Gib Ber Ishmantuckus because during the war of 7 Gibbles he was wounded in the backside which opened up a new one for him and he had to sit sideways on the loo in order to pass what he had to pass which is not to say that he left it smelling like all roses and stuff and dontcha know afterwards he came out swearing and cussin' up a storm so fast and furious and unintelligibly that everyone around him couldn't understand a word he was saying so he decided to invent a new tongue that he taught to his kids and they called it Gibberish in honor of their old man who continued to spout all kinds of nonsensical stuff after his backside got a new one?

Your making that up, right Uvah?   Sideways on the loo????