You got pretty much a guarantee right thar!!  They could send their kids to college with all the moola they'd make with that little diddy....

Or that would be 2 bigguns? haha

Orright, if it's a cold night when Dolly Parton perform live on stage in Brisbane next month, are the folk in the front row in danger of getting their eyes poked out?

And if I had warm hands, should I offer her assistance to heat 'them' up a little?

You should. It's the only gentleman thing to do.  

Eye popping but, no poking. haha  She has to make sure her fans come back right?

Do you think many of her adoring fans come back in the hope that she pops out altogether?

I never considered that... but, I bet we'd be surprised, if a survey was taken, as to how many folks think like that.  OK, all the guys. 

So then it's how many girls. There I'm willing to guess mostly not.  What would they call it?  Oh yeah, a wardrobe malfunction. heehee

Speaking of wardrobe malfunctions, do you think Janet Jackson would have flopped out her boob on purpose if it hadn't popped out 'accidentally'?

Ah yes, the great boob flop out..... If that was a wardrobe malfuntion, I'm a monkeys uncle.  You know today I have a hard time believing why 

someone's body parts would make any difference whatsoever. We see "it" everyday. Not gender specific either.  Does anyone really care?

I think not.       I don't. 

Don't you think it particularly prudish and pathetic that American TV shows can use coarse language quite freely but not show bare breasts/nipples, etc?

I mean, how many 'real life' people who have done the horizontal honky tonk together actually cover up their 'rude bits' afterwards? 

Precisely my point, and why US television is so phony and pathetic... it reflects a sanitised version of real life to suit the prudes.

Am I advocating nudity... er, more nudity on TV?  No, not at all!   I just want honesty in television.  They're either showing a love scene or they're not... and if they're not portraying it naturally/realistically [without going hardcore] then cut it out altogether, don't ya think?

You are asking people to think, on the internet, what's wrong with you?

Why are you asking what's wrong with me when you know it's the rest of the world that's crazy?

How do you know, what i know?

Didn't you once say that you knew a hell of a lot about nothing and nothing about a hell of a lot?

Is that a Dolly Parton song?

I totally agree with that one.    I believe that if you see it all the time, eventually it'll be old fair. Like a coffee pot. 

In Africa no one wears clothes. And no one wants to.    We should all walk around naked, right?

No, but didn't Willie Nelson and Roy Orbison sing it to each other in a duet?  Or was that Joe Walsh and Don Henley?

Do you think that'd take away all the fun for those dirty old men who go around filming upskirts?

[quote who="starkers" reply="4615" id="2970418"]dirty old men who go around filming upskirts?[/quote

Yeah alot of deviants would be out of business. haha    Anything to do my part. What else needs fixin?   

Would you be my Kevorkian?

If I told you what was broke, would you use that personal, hands-on approach or just contract it out to somebody who does it for a living?

Are you ready to tie the knot this time... or are you just fishing for prescription pills again?

Holy smokes,,,, Where'd that come from?   Uhm, let me think a second.   NO.  

I understand shooting a horse to put it out of it's misery but, a human being. I couldn't do it.  I think it would drive me nuts.

I also couldn't be an executioner. Even for John Gacey. That rat #$@ff&6^&*ff&**^!@*&^ff.  Even him who deserves to die a 1000 deaths.

If you provide the air fare, I'd be the one with the bells on.  Would I get to see a kangaroo?  

Dunno, but then I might be the one hopping if you didn't warm your hands first, dontcha think? 

Okay so if not a kangaroo, would you like to see how much a koala can bear... or how to platypus?