Eggzactly. No chickening out. Previous fears eggspired. I'm not egging you on. 

And it wouldn't be right to let this game eggspire, would it?

Which came first ...... the egg or the egg? Chickens need not apply.

Hmmm, now if chickens need not apply, do we resort to duck eggs, turtle eggs or crocodile eggs?

BTW, Uvah, I think the egg came first.... then the bacon... then the toast.

Toasted were quite a few folks in that movie.   And, would you like one of those worms in you bottle of Tequila?

The toast comes last cause its faster to toast than it is to amble skreggs and crispy bacon?

Would it cling to the bottom of the bottle so's I don't get a mouthful of slippery?

That's partly right, but don't you think it would have more to do with the sheer brilliance of modern pop-up toasters?

How modern are we talking?

Were you around in the 60'... or were you just a twinkle in yer dad's eye???

Pop ups have been around since like forever and don't you think those Neanderthals used it to bring down big ole nasty Mastadons by popping up from behind little rocks and yelling "WUGGA UGGA BUGGAS?

Did you know that lawmakers in Neanderthal times decreed that hunters had to remain at least 10 feet behind a Mastadon when yelling out "Wugga Ugga Bugga?

Apparently it frightened Sh!t out of the Mastadons.... and hunters often died of asphyxiation after being buried 10 foot deep in ....

This Masterdong, left 10ft. high bombs behind him while running.  Well, isn't that a brilliant self defense mechanism? Liken to the skunk. There's another winner.

Did you know there is a snake in Ombagwondaland  that has the most unique form of self defense known to nature?

Like would you believe that when it feels threatened it does a sharp U-turn and disappears up its own butt?

   Well that I'd like to see. Google coming up. How did evolution, in it's adaptiveness, think that one up?

Well if you believe that, would you believe we have hoop snakes here in Oz?

And would you believe they put their tails in their mouths, make like a hoop, and roll safely away from predators.

  Your so bad.    Could be responsible for the wheel?    Could be used as a spare tire?   The hoola hoop.

And I'm so much worserer when I've had a few shandies... like tonight.

I'm not passed as a pirrot or anything, but I'm happy.

Now, back to business....

If Stone-Age man was responsible for the wheel, who was responsible for the road rules back then and were hasty cart drivers issued speeding tickets?

As for the spare tire, could I use it as an excuse to go to be earlier cos I got tired out quicker? 

Here we call 'em tyres... so's we know the difference.

Now here's a question!  If Goodyear cut down 3 rubber trees to make one car tyre, and one rubber tree makes 100,000 condoms, would they be considered more environmentally friendly if they went into condom manufacture?

I think the obvious answer is one tree for 100,000 condoms.  But, 1,000,000 condoms are sold quarterly, every day. Makes that one little flat you change once every five years, I'd say the far better environmentalist. Yeah?

Tyres now I don't trust you. haha

I think the bigger bat?  Or teeth. It was one or the other.

Did you know that most men equate wearing a condom to showering with a rain coat?

So, if 1,000,000 condoms are sold quarterly, are they purchased for the intended use or used as wallet decoration.... gags or decorations at office X-mas parties?

Did you know they were tyres before illiterate colonialists called/spelt them "tires"???

Now, if a baseballer carries a bigger bat into the game, is he accused of cheating or taunted for making up for short-comings in the 'pants department'???

Well no amount of showering eliminates STD"s.     Syphilis used to make their hosts insane in the end.

If it works for them, what's the problem?

Here in Oz STD is Subscriber Trunk Dialing.... long distance direct, no operator connection fees.

The thing is, I could never convince a silly old codger neighbour of that.... he always put on a condom before ringing people in other parts of the country.

Do you think team wives/girlfriends might have a problem with it... you know, false advertising n' all???