Holy tinfoil hat theory...!

WTF?

Friday, September 5, 2008 by Skinhit | Discussion: WinCustomize Site Issues

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zakai1369
Reply #21 Saturday, September 6, 2008 12:17 AM

  Skinhit.

starkers
Reply #22 Saturday, September 6, 2008 5:33 AM

Ah, Zakai, I see you're getting into the subliminal messages as well.  I can't quite make it out... but every so often I get the irresistable urge to dance naked under the street light outside and catch the moths attracted to my tin foil hat.

Got an old fish tank that we use as a terrarium.... must be hundreds of 'em in there fluttering about now.

 

Dunno what I'm gonna do with the old bat I caught, tho... 

 

DrJBHL
Reply #23 Saturday, September 6, 2008 9:19 AM

I thought bats ate moths...?

Sorry, Starkers....Internal Medicine.

 

 

starkers
Reply #24 Saturday, September 6, 2008 10:57 PM

I thought bats ate moths...?

Yeah, so did I... that's why I didn't know what to do with it.

I mean, couldn't put it in with the moths after with tender care and lovingly giving them a lush new home.

Then I took off my tin foil hat for a moment - itchy scalp - and it dawned on me.... it WAS a fruit bat.

So I put it in the terraruim and went to bed.

However, woke up this morning and the bat was gone

Now I gotta let all but one of the moths go... they've put on sudden weight and the terrarium is overcrowded.

 

I did have ideas about hanging the bat in the toilet, but a mate did that once and his didn't flush... and I didn't wanna wake up to that.

 

Oh, and I was wondering if I could borrow your strait jacket... just in case I get the irresistable urge to go out again tonight.

That Zakai has a lot to answer for... ha and his subliminal messages. After the first time dancing naked under the streetlamp I put on a second tin foil hat that was lined with glad wrap for added protection... but that didn't help.  So I put on a third, lead lined tin foil hat and my rose coloured glasses... needless to say, that didn't help, either....

One neighbour captured it on video and is threatening to send it into 'Austalia's Funniest Home Videos'.... and another got some snaps on his digicam and is blackmailing me.  If I don't pay up he's gonna show 'em to his 93 y/o sister, who's totally desperate to find herself a 50's something toyboy.

I just don't need that kind of pressure... even if I use Viagra and put it on a tinfoil hat, I don't think it's gonna help.

Skinhit
Reply #25 Tuesday, September 9, 2008 12:20 AM

OK...So the original point of this original post is still bothering me. Here we are 3 days after posting, yet 7 or 8 days since this has been going on...It seems that my IP "3D Metal" doesnt register in the "most Popular, all libraries, yesterday" category? take a look at yesterday's most popular, all libraries,yesterday category...No.1 is J.Aroches outer limits cursor with 455 downloads, but if you check IP No.1 downloads I have 3D Metal with like 655 or something? This has been going on for a week or so(I've been checking) and 3d metal has never shown up...Henceforth the "holy tinfoil hat theory" and just wondering if someone from Stardock could answer me as to why this is happening?

starkers
Reply #26 Tuesday, September 9, 2008 2:02 AM

OK...So the original point of this original post is still bothering me.

Hi Jack, I can't say for sure why this is happening, but it may have something to do with the site upgrades and changes, etc.  A few people have reported odd and unusual site behaviour since the upgrades, so maybe your issue is related.

Hopefully you will get an answer and a resolution soon.

starkers
Reply #27 Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:25 AM

Here's one for ya!  That experiment to recreate the big bang in Switzerland was not to discover the origins of the Universe, nor to create a black hole. No siree, that was just a cover for what's really behind it.... which is money.

Yup, deposits to Swiss bank accounts has been on the decline for years - and the Swiss economy depends on those cash reserves - so this machine was desiogned to spin at such a velocity it sucks the World's cash in to Switzerland, thus resolving their economy crisis and making Switzerland the World's newest and greatest' super power'

Apparently, yesterday's was just a test run, whereby they sucked money for one Swiss bank to another, but future runs will target banks all around the world, wallets, purses, monies hidden under mattresses and in shoe boxes hidden in closets... anywhere you might stash yer cash.

There is, however, one way of preventing this from happening to your cash... put it in a tin foil lined polystyrene container with a duct taped lid, then put a brick on it to be doubly sure.

Got this info from my new step-sister (yep, mum's remarrying) who lives in Switzerland near the project... and she stresses that the tin foil lining is essential to retaining your cash, so don't forget it.

 

Oh, and you didn't hear this from me!!!

eetmorsqrls
Reply #28 Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:28 AM

WRONG!

 

You are correct in that black holes will not be generated, instead a flux neutrino field will be created around Stardock HQ. This field will suck all intelligence away from the rest of the world and give it to ZubaZ, who will then use his army of robotic ninja monkeys to rule the universe. You can stop his diabolical plan by Preordering Demigod and buying all stardock games and apps, please help us save the world!

 

WHAT?! I didnt want to write that!? what's going on?!

 

Please disregard the previous messages, nothing strange is going on. Continue with your daily lives. That is all.

starkers
Reply #29 Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:23 AM

a flux neutrino field will be created around Stardock HQ. This field will suck all intelligence away from the rest of the world and give it to ZubaZ,

Nah, Zubaz couldn't be behind such huge scale project like that.... no siree.  Yeah, I know he's from Texas, but this is much, much bigger than that.  Yup, not only can this baby suck the World's cash reserves into Switzerland, if they make it spin the other way it sterilizes politicians so they can't procreate and hand down their jobs to offspring who have learned by example how to stuff things up... roll on turning it on in reverse.

Skinhit
Reply #30 Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:12 AM

all that aside...Look at yesterdays favs...I hold 695 downloads which would put me in third place, yet where am I? Not there! Then look in IP's yesterday and I hold first place...Hmmm...?I need an answer from Stardock, tinfoil, polystyrene, duct tape and a brick. Just want whats rightfully mine

andrew_
Reply #31 Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:26 AM

andrew_ cant figure out what this post is about, or why it's in Wincustomize Site Issues...

Jafo
Reply #32 Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:53 AM

andrew_ cant figure out what this post is about, or why it's in Wincustomize Site Issues...

Andrew....that's what happens when there's no indication that the thread was altered/edited.

It originaly was a query about a perceived anomaly in the popular downloads list....but when the Op [or anyone elsewhere] can alter the content....you get confusion...

starkers
Reply #33 Thursday, September 25, 2008 10:38 AM

It originaly was a query

Here, have a couple more...

messiah1
Reply #34 Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:54 AM

his army of robotic ninja monkeys

 

HIS army.  You should check your sources biped.

Skinhit
Reply #35 Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:38 PM

andrew_ cant figure out what this post is about, or why it's in Wincustomize Site Issues...

The post is about this Andrew...Please advise

all that aside...Look at yesterdays favs...I hold 695 downloads which would put me in third place, yet where am I? Not there! Then look in IP's yesterday and I hold first place...Hmmm...?I need an answer from Stardock

Skinhit
Reply #36 Friday, September 26, 2008 1:00 AM

Not sure who or what did what, but it worked. Thank you!

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