OK... when the Berlin Wall came down, I did NOTHING to contribute to its demise.

Ah but really distance doesnt exist. There's just alot of stuff between here and there.

And nothing exists within a vacuum.

Nothing exists in the folder created for the WB's I've made.

There's nothing in my shares portfolio

Worse still, stere's nothing in my bank account.... and don't say there's $0.00... I withdrew that as well.

Now if you don't hear from me again, it's because I'm about to divulge something that's been declared a matter of US National Security and is known only by a handful of people very, very close to the White House....

George Dubbya has nothing between his ears.... a fact his personal physician discovered George went to him complaining of earache.

Yup, the doc shone the light in George Dubbya's ear and noticed it was shining on his nurses uniform on the other side.

I know many of you over there already suspected this, but the poor doc was held by the NSA until he was totally brainwashed, was administered sodium pentathol to be sure he'd forgotten, and then forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement.... so ssshhhhhh.

You failed to contribute, failing is SOMETHING.

I'll remember that next time I'm driving to work.

Stuff is SOMETHING.

A vacuum is SOMETHING.

Poverty is SOMETHING.

Ya might have me on those two.  

Ah Hah! So...you saw something!

The first is no secret, so I don't mind who you tell...

but for crying out lound don't tell anybody it was me who revealed GWB has nought between the ears.

I'm already paranoid cos of the black van outside with a big G on it after rubbishing Google.

If another turns up with GWB on it I'll need resuccitation and tranquilisers.

I came in here hoping to find some new and interesting posts, and what do I get.....

NOTHING!!!!!! 

'Attention'

This thread has been kidnapped, the ransome is as follows....

"We demand nothing, we want nothing and we will do nothing if our demands are not met."

What you got was good holesume entertainment.

Just for that, We should give you SOMETHING!

Yeah, he's gonna get it orright....how dare he kidnap this thread!!

Sure SK started it... but a whole load of people went to a great deal of effort to contribute their nothings, which under copyright law is their intellectual property and can not be kidnap.... ripped from their possession without consent...

Therefore, SK, being that I am a major contributor of nothind, demand that you unkidnap our nothings and return them to their rightful place.

That'll cost you Starkers: Nothing

Would that be Nowhere?

That's right, put a price on it!  Suppose I'll have to go looking 'em.  Cant remember if I left 'em in the drawer or in my pants pockets....

Probably... can't think of anywhere else to put 'em.

And I reckon those nothings must still be in the drawer... cos last time I put my hands in my pockets there was definitely something there.

I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I'm just checking to see why all the threads stopped updating at 12:45pm on my screen. oh, and I am going to have fun playing with the new smilies.. just cause I can hehe.... that'd be wulfn3.... ooh devious looks too!! I like!! ok that was fun....hehe

[edit] hmmmm.... the editor lets you resize the smilies, but they go back to normal after you hit submit button... what no "shrug" smilie?... bummer.

Yeah, that one didn't turn out so good on the day, so they put nothing in its place (which is why you can't see it) until it is fixed.

Also,  thanks for remaining with the spirit of the thread and contributing nothing, Wulfn1... not like that Drill'n Boss feller, who just couldn't resist posting several somethings and upset the (empty) apple cart.

Hmmmm!  I wonder???  If whether or not it's caused by the nothingness of the isolation out there on the oil rigs... and when he gets back to civilisation he has to surround himself with somethings to feel at home???

The oilfield is in the middle of nowhere and that's where they put all the nothings, so you could be right.

Hmmm! I wonder if you could get 'em to move them oilfields closer to home,.. like tow them in with a couple o' large towtrucks, so that drillers have more somethings to do than nothing when their shifts are done.?

That's probably why the call 'em roughnecks... and why they're so rough.  Out there in all that isolation, they have nothing to shave for, nothing to get dressed up for... and nothing to get excited about. 

Then again, you wouldn't want too many somethings around, otherwise they might become smoothnecks and get distracted from the task at hand.  Bit of a dilemma, that!

Up until now, I thought politicians were the guiltiest of contributing nothing... but the people of WC's forums could very well steal that crown, going by this performance.   It has been 36 hours since someone, other than myself, has posted nothing in this thread - not to mention many others being very, very qwiet - so c'mon peoples, do something and get busy posting your nothings (somethings if you have them) before something is said about WCer's being the most nothingest people on the planet.

I mean, we don't want the noteriety of outnothinging politicians, now do we!!!!

Ah but starkers, nothing posted means nothing read and therefore by posting nothing about nothing we are therefore fulfilling the point of the thread. 

Or then again I guess doing nothing and ending up fulfilling the threads purpose could be considered doing something eh.