"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
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Reply #402 Friday, December 5, 2008 11:30 AM
In a case like that, Resistance is counterproductive.
'ave at 'im and don't spare the cutlass!
Reply #403 Friday, December 5, 2008 11:49 AM
Resistance is... coming home unexpectedly and catching your wife with her lover on top of her making love... you shoot him but do not leave a bullet hole.
Orright, then, I'll give you a clue... he had a W tattooed on each butt cheek, and when he bent over it spelled WOW. 
Reply #405 Friday, December 5, 2008 12:07 PM
Aye, ye could say it rectum. 
Reply #407 Friday, December 5, 2008 12:29 PM
Resistance is confusing when enjoyment is involved.
Reply #408 Friday, December 5, 2008 12:35 PM
Yeah, well, I was really tested at that point. There was a moment when I could have swung round with a closed fist - but I just turned round. I prefer to avoid violence because there are so many alternatives, but in this case I guess he deserves a broken nose.
Reply #409 Friday, December 5, 2008 4:42 PM
If you have to resist you just know it has to be fun or delicious or bad.
Reply #411 Friday, December 5, 2008 5:34 PM
Resistance is buying a xmas present and not getting one for myself!!
Reply #412 Friday, December 5, 2008 5:44 PM
Resistance is not getting a pair of pliers to rip this friggin' tooth outta my head [is in utmost pain 
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Reply #414 Friday, December 5, 2008 6:08 PM
Resistance is truly futile there Doc, I'm agoraphoic remember.
Reply #415 Friday, December 5, 2008 9:03 PM
Resistance there is... because Steve Martin gave denists a bad image in Little Shop of Horrors. Why only a froot loop like Bill Murray would go to a sadistic dentist like that.... and enjoy it.
I really hope your toothache goes away, Tailsgirl, though you really ought to go to a dentist to get it fixed....
While you're sitting there in the chair, think of: "And suddenly starkers... was right there beside you... with sweet understanding (cos he's had toothache before)... and he'll hold your hand..."
Orright, I won't be there in person... but I will be in spirit... so you go girl. 
Reply #416 Friday, December 5, 2008 9:21 PM
I can't starkers, I don't leave the house 
agoraphobia.. trying to get over it though.
Reply #417 Friday, December 5, 2008 9:35 PM
Hey, that's no good at all... I really hope you can overcome it because there are so many good things out there to enjoy, like picnics in the park and a nice day on the beach, etc... not to mention the important things like visiting your doctor, dentist, etc.
I don't get out of the house much because of arthritis and mobility issues, but I can get out when I need to.... tho I don't go to the beach anymore. Last time I was mistaken for a beached whale and towed out to sea. 
Reply #418 Friday, December 5, 2008 9:52 PM
It's been 3 years nearly.. except for a couple of weeks back, but that wasn't by choice
New Year's Resolution - To leave the house
Reply #419 Friday, December 5, 2008 10:57 PM
That must be awful for you... like I don't get out a lot, but I do enjoy it when I meet people when I'm out and about in the great wide World. Hopefully you'll be able to do that soon and get a buzz out of it... as in have a really good time and enjoy good conversation and/or a joke or three.
One thing that bugs me about going out lately is a pothole in the footpath just down the street from me.. I've been on at the council for weeks to come dig it up and take it away, but as with all councils, they'll wait until it reaches Grand Canyon proportions before getting off their arses to do something... and by then they won't have a truck big enough to load it on.
Yeah, that'd be great.... and on the way to the dentist you could take a little detour and pop in for a cuppa with the missus and I.
Reply #420 Friday, December 5, 2008 11:59 PM
Sounds good to me buddy, except for the dentist part 
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Reply #401 Friday, December 5, 2008 11:30 AM
Resistance is... leaving the noose around his neck and leaving him hanging around.