"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
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Reply #322 Sunday, November 23, 2008 11:39 AM
Resistance is trying not to repeat resistances.
Reply #323 Sunday, November 23, 2008 3:51 PM
Resistance is not telling your mother-in-law what you really think.
Reply #324 Monday, November 24, 2008 6:48 AM
And resistance is... having the will to not let anything beat you. Good onya Ed.
Resistance is feeling helpless in the face of a friend's pain and unhappiness.
Doc says Ed and Mark are SUPER good mates!
Resistance is the Kamikaze urge to push one's m-i-l on the nearest tracks!
Reply #325 Monday, November 24, 2008 11:48 AM
Why? She's not gonna hold back from telling you what she thinks... I say give it to her with both barrels. 
Resistance is... being in a hurry, slipping quickly into your shoes and finding some smart arse has nailed one of them to the floor.
starkers reckons Ed is a super great bloke, and that that Mark bloke is one crazy SOB and five stubbies short of a six pack. Yup, he's one nutter who should keep a strait jacket in his wardrobe, that's for sure.
You're not such a bad bloke yerself, Doc... tho I hear that, just like that Mark bloke, you can talk under water with a mouthful of marbles. Yup, his missus reckons you and him was on the phone for over 5 hours the other week, talking all sorts of crazy stuff and then laughing about it. 
Reply #326 Monday, November 24, 2008 12:11 PM
Sigh. Why are women always right? Oh yeah....I was the bloke wot nailed yer shoe down, put the cellophane wrap on the toilet and gave you the case o' Guiness, and lit tha' bag o' dog poop I put on yer welcome mat on fire then rang yer bell and ran away!
Bwah hah hah! 
Reply #327 Monday, November 24, 2008 12:28 PM
Ah, now I get the meaning of that old saying: "That's what mates are for."... to cop the verbal flogging I would have got for mrs starkers wet butt, had you not fessed up for the cellophane. Oh, and the cop who came door knocking for the policemans ball... I'm sending you the ticket he wrote after stepping on the dog business. 
Reply #328 Monday, November 24, 2008 6:50 PM
Everybody knows wot they ain't got not even one!
Reply #329 Monday, November 24, 2008 10:15 PM
Resistance is... not telling a cop that to his face.
Now here is a very profound question for ya. If male cops have policemans balls, what do female cops have? Do they run a disco night and 'shake their booty' to KC & the Sunshine Band... or do they gate-crash the policemans ball and dance to the "Last Lager Waltz"???
Reply #331 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 3:13 AM
Ah, now that explains why politicians never do what we elect them for... they think they're still in kindergarten and refusing to use the potty for teacher.
Resistance is.... phony overpaid lying inbred thick individuals...cretinous in a nutshell. Added up it spells politician
Reply #332 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:26 AM
Resistance is not acknowledging the rapier wit o' the Cap'n!
Reply #333 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:30 AM
Now I 'ave never raped no wit... nor a twit when I comes ta fink o'er it. Mind ye, tho, I 'ave taken me cutlass t' one 'r two o'er tha years.
Resistance wur... "Ye'll 'ave ter take yer cutlass t' me cos I bain't be walkin' tha plank".... so I did, an' quick jab in the arse 'ad 'em jump any'ow.
Reply #334 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:49 AM
Resistance is not jumpin' wit th' Cap'n's cutlass pokin' at ye!
Reply #335 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 11:46 AM
Aye, that be why I 'aves me trusty flintlock if'n me cutlass don't do tha job... a few pellets o' lead in thar arse 'aves 'em jumpin' quicker than a grasshopper on a pogo stick. Aaarrgghh!!!
Resistance be... not loadin' me pistol wiv salt on them occashuns... tho I be greatly tempted.
Reply #336 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 12:17 PM
Resistance would be not getting a bang out of it.
Reply #337 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 7:52 PM
Resistance is falling on concrete, resilience is getting back up.
Reply #338 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:30 PM
Resistance is... getting more bang for your buck... impregnate it with liquid C4 before depositing it in the bank which foreclosed on your mortgage.
Reply #339 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 12:35 PM
Resistance is... a true story I saw on the 6 o'clock news... guy burned down the house after the bank foreclosed on just $4,200.
Petty bastards, banks. 
Reply #340 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 12:48 PM
Yup!
Resistance is doing CPR on an Investment Banker.
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Reply #321 Sunday, November 23, 2008 11:24 AM
Resitance is... being up to your arse in alligators in the swamp and threatening to turn them into shoes if they come anywhere near you.