Home Depot Scam!
Guys....Be very cerful!
Thursday, July 3, 2008 by WebGizmos | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one really caught me by surprise. 
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look!
Well....when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th, 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
p.s. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look!
Well....when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th, 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
p.s. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each!
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messiah1
Reply #42 Saturday, July 5, 2008 6:09 PM
Reply #42 Saturday, July 5, 2008 6:09 PM
oh...my...monkey. po' you have too much time on your hands man.
Leo the Lion
Reply #44 Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:50 AM
WG, Po's 'girls' worry me!!! Not a 'spring chicken' amongst them!!! No sign of any cleavage!! Not exactly Charlie's Angels are they!!!! Jeeeez, if that bunch approached me with a bucket, sponge and windex in their hands I'd just hand them my wallet and car keys and run for the hills. Scary man, just plain scary
Reply #44 Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:50 AM
OH! And Leo....for gods sake...whatever you do....don't go visit Po'...or you'll really get scammed! Looks like he has a bunch of skinners in drag trying to move in on the girls at his Home Depots.
WG, Po's 'girls' worry me!!! Not a 'spring chicken' amongst them!!! No sign of any cleavage!! Not exactly Charlie's Angels are they!!!! Jeeeez, if that bunch approached me with a bucket, sponge and windex in their hands I'd just hand them my wallet and car keys and run for the hills. Scary man, just plain scary
HG_Eliminator
Reply #45 Sunday, July 6, 2008 4:07 AM
Reply #45 Sunday, July 6, 2008 4:07 AM
bla... talk about all the wrong stuff... im staying away from po's neighborhood...
WebGizmos
Reply #46 Sunday, July 6, 2008 4:54 AM
I hear ya guys!
Reply #46 Sunday, July 6, 2008 4:54 AM
Scary man, just plain scary
talk about all the wrong stuff... im staying away from po's neighborhood...
I hear ya guys!
Wizard1956
Reply #49 Sunday, July 6, 2008 11:53 AM
Reply #49 Sunday, July 6, 2008 11:53 AM
Gas prices are so high,I took my motorcycle. 
I'm not telling you where both girls sat! 
I'm not telling you where both girls sat! 
cplair
Reply #50 Sunday, July 6, 2008 1:43 PM
We already know where ya lucky bastard!
Reply #50 Sunday, July 6, 2008 1:43 PM
Gas prices are so high,I took my motorcycle. I'm not telling you where both girls sat!
We already know where ya lucky bastard!
WebGizmos
Reply #51 Sunday, July 6, 2008 7:16 PM
Glad you got a chuckle Keila!
Reply #51 Sunday, July 6, 2008 7:16 PM
Way too funny you guys!
Glad you got a chuckle Keila!
Leo the Lion
Reply #52 Monday, July 7, 2008 1:11 AM
Reply #52 Monday, July 7, 2008 1:11 AM
I found 'em YEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!........Trawled around the same 15 Home Depots as before.......And at about 3.30pm this afternoon.....there they were!!!!!! So I walked past them - trying to not look interested - and one of the girls glanced at me and smiled and said "Hey, big boy we'll clean your Mini for you". My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story short, I got 'rumbled' when 17 of those cheapy walmart wallets fell out of my jacket!!! Still, nevermind the girls were a laugh and we talked for a while and they kept mentioning a guy who they called 'The Tabbed Doc'..........I wonder who that might be???????????? 
HG_Eliminator
Reply #53 Monday, July 7, 2008 1:36 AM
Reply #53 Monday, July 7, 2008 1:36 AM
went to home depot and actually saw po's ladies of the "twilight zone" there .. ohh the mental anguish.. the horror...
WebGizmos
Reply #55 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:27 PM
Shorter?
Reply #55 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:27 PM
My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story short
Shorter?
Leo the Lion
Reply #56 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 10:32 PM
Reply #56 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 10:32 PM
My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story shortShorter?
starkers
Reply #57 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 11:13 PM
Reply #57 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 11:13 PM
Tell ya what Giz, we don't have a Home Depot in my area so I went to our local hardware store - been there 90 years or so, as have the owner and his twin sisters (born out the back during the Great War) - told him your story and asked if he had a couple of sexy women who'd like to come out and polish my walker...
Next thing the twin sisters come out in skimpy bikinis
and proceeded to polish 'things'...
Now I know why really, really old farts have to take Viagra to get the wrinkles out... all of a sudden I was a tortoise.
Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter... they took my wallet and wrote down my address, handed it back (cash intact) and said that they'd pop around later for a little three-way action.
Next thing the twin sisters come out in skimpy bikinis
and proceeded to polish 'things'...Now I know why really, really old farts have to take Viagra to get the wrinkles out... all of a sudden I was a tortoise.
Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter... they took my wallet and wrote down my address, handed it back (cash intact) and said that they'd pop around later for a little three-way action.
messiah1
Reply #59 Wednesday, July 9, 2008 10:12 PM
Reply #59 Wednesday, July 9, 2008 10:12 PM
This is for the Mechanical Banana comment our fearles zubaz wearing resident made on another thread...
zakai1369
Reply #60 Wednesday, July 9, 2008 10:29 PM
but you forgot the stardock earring.
Reply #60 Wednesday, July 9, 2008 10:29 PM
This is for the Mechanical Banana comment our fearles zubaz wearing resident made on another thread...
but you forgot the stardock earring.
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Reply #41 Saturday, July 5, 2008 12:01 PM