MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 by mike b1954 | Discussion: Community

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B& outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own    ! ! )

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Reply #101 Monday, April 14, 2008 12:26 AM
Catastrophic Lee....an accident looking for some place to happen.
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Reply #102 Monday, April 14, 2008 12:34 AM
Internal Lee.... wanted to become a gynaecologist but ended up in dentistry instead..

Confounded Lee... questioned Internal Lee why stirrups were necessary for a root canal.

Internal Lee... because it stops you kicking me where it hurts when it hurts you.

Confounded Lee... Yes Doctor. (think Audrey, Little Shop of Horrors)
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Reply #103 Monday, April 14, 2008 8:33 AM
Gastronomic Lee.... makes a complete pig of himself in restaraunts.
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Reply #104 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:21 AM
Exalting Lee.... ass kisser of the highest degree.
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Reply #105 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:24 AM
Exalted Lee.... tell me when I can stand up straight again.
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Reply #106 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:30 AM
Cosmetic Lee Altered... Michael Jackson incognito.
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Reply #107 Thursday, April 17, 2008 10:33 AM
Archaeological Lee... has a passion for digging up old girlfriends.
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Reply #108 Thursday, April 17, 2008 10:35 AM
Grim Lee... provides resource materials for Archaeological Lee.
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Reply #109 Thursday, April 17, 2008 10:37 AM
Knight Lee....has rusty armour caused by incontinence.
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Reply #110 Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:56 AM
Lethargic Lee.... was going to post here but was too tired and lazy.
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Reply #111 Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:13 AM
Abysmal Lee... feels bloody awful 99% of the time
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Reply #112 Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:16 AM
Predictable Lee... everybody knows what he's gonna do next - 'cept him.
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Reply #113 Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:01 PM
anonymous Lee... been signing off poison pen letters that way for so long he's forgotten who he is himself.
mike b1954
Reply #114 Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:41 PM
Eternal Lee ... Thinks he will live for ever ! hehe !!  
mike b1954
Reply #115 Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:42 PM
Bill Gates-Lee ... Chinese Software developer (failed! )   
mike b1954
Reply #116 Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:43 PM
   Rick Ast-Lee ... Chinese karaoke singer ...
mike b1954
Reply #117 Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:46 PM
Quivering Lee ... brother of Nervous Lee ! !   
mike b1954
Reply #118 Thursday, April 24, 2008 10:09 PM
Robin of Lox-Lee .... The Sherrif of Nottinghams' Sworn enemy !!   

(Just watched " Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves " on the box - lee !! )




Sheriff (Shouting)... Loxley ! I will cut your heart out with a spoon ...!

Guy of Gisburn ... " A spoon, sheriff ? .. Why a spoon ? ... "

Sheriff ( Angrily ) .. "Because it is BLUNT you fool .. It will hurt more !! "




Classic !!   
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Reply #119 Friday, April 25, 2008 8:31 AM
Buccaneering Lee.... aarrgghh, 'e be a salty sea dog after me own 'eart.
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Reply #120 Friday, April 25, 2008 8:32 AM
Ghost Lee... supposed to be dead but he's still wandering around looking for his head.

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