MEET MR LEE ...
.. awful lee good names !
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 by mike b1954 | Discussion: Community
Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise
Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!
Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.
Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it
Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills
Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it
Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit
Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store
Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens
Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here
Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store
Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms
Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome
General Lee… Civil War memorabilia
Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699
Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet
Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)
Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee
Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff
Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska
Main Lee… prime opportunity
Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along
Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&
outlet
Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store
Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store
Partial Lee… run by part-time staff
Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film
Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers
Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential
Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores
Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here
Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store
Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives
Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store
Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store
Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district
Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers
Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day
Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!
Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees
Short Lee… will be there soon…
Significant Lee… store for the average statistician
Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!
Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks
Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity
Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line
Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement
Verbal Lee… store for the blind
Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials
Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.
( Feel flee to add your own 
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Reply #82 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:37 AM
Reply #83 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 2:12 AM
Symphonic Lee... in the same orchestra but prefers to 'break' into a waltz.
Nasal Lee.... has difficulty playing Oboe through his gas mask.
Musical Lee... blows a mean trumpet.
Tuneful Lee....has an amazing ability with an Alto Sax.
Thunderous Lee... whose butt trumpet is best suited to the 1812 Overture.
Petite Lee.... covers all those delicate flute sounds.
Tumultuous Lee... butt percussionist extraordinaire loves building to a crescendo.
Flatulent Lee... imitates the Tuba with great gusto.
Squeaky Lee... amazingly sounds like a violin.
Compositional Lee... had an accident while practicing the new concerto.
Impressive Lee.... Really!!! You can play the piano like that????
Buzzing Lee... never misses a note during "Flight Of The Bumble Bee"
Harmonious Lee... performs the sweetest colon concerto ever.
Instrumental Lee... has the task of tuning all the instruments.
Critical Lee.... attended a concert and wrote: "They sound like a bunch of arseholes!"
Reply #84 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:32 PM
Reply #85 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 7:37 PM
Flatulent Lee... imitates the Tuba with great gusto.
Thunderous Lee... whose butt trumpet is best suited to the 1812 Overture.[/quote]
hehehe
Speaking of Flatulent Lee and his family :
WWW Link
hehe !!
Gassed - Lee !
Reply #86 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:03 AM
Wow, Mike, great link! Now that's one heck of a rectum recital... second only to my very own colon concerto of Beethoven's 5th. I must admit, though, I sometimes find it a bit of a strain getting through the whole symphony without intermission... but adding some chili and onion to my curried cabbage will rectify that.
Crappy Lee.... rap musician who found he had lumps after his performance.
Wife Lee.... wash your own damned underwear.
Reply #87 Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:00 AM
Aw c'mon...Doctor Lee 'll give ya a shot for it.
Reply #88 Friday, April 4, 2008 3:15 AM
Reply #89 Friday, April 4, 2008 1:11 PM
Reply #90 Friday, April 4, 2008 11:44 PM
Here you go :
LEAPY LEE AT THE FOUNTAIN BAR,MAGALUF SPAIN
Reply #91 Saturday, April 5, 2008 10:52 AM
Disbelieving Lee.... Nah, that's not THE leapy Lee, couldn't be.... could it!!!!
Yeah, it's pretty amazing that he's still going around... he must be older than dirt, yet he's still churning out 'Little Arrows' like there's no tomorrow. I remember that song from when I was a kid... shhot, er, um (don't wanna show me age), forget I said that.
Alvin Lee... probably just as old but still belts out a good tune and can make his guitar talk.
Reply #92 Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:34 PM
.... are your curtains drawn???
Reply #93 Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:37 PM
Reply #95 Tuesday, April 8, 2008 4:24 AM
Reply #96 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:38 AM
Reply #97 Friday, April 11, 2008 10:09 PM
Reply #99 Friday, April 11, 2008 11:45 PM
Reply #100 Saturday, April 12, 2008 7:42 PM
Clever Lee.... put a hole in the middle.
Devilish Lee.... often covered it with Glad Wrap.
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Reply #81 Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:08 AM
Nah, that was Informative Lee.... but I already knew 'em all anyway.