I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #1582 Monday, March 19, 2012 5:02 AM
I am Flapper Dap of Borg...........I don't flap in the breeze, I cruise smoothly back and forth...back and forth.
Reply #1583 Monday, March 19, 2012 7:32 PM
I am Dangly Donger of Borg... and flapping in the breeze is so old hat... I have the mod-con of air-con
Reply #1584 Monday, March 19, 2012 8:01 PM
I am Sniff D. Aroma of Borg......mine is better to get the full effect.
Reply #1585 Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:30 AM
I am Golf Groupie of Borg... and I've just played a round with Tiger's woodie
Reply #1587 Tuesday, March 20, 2012 7:56 PM
I am Not Sitting Bull of Borg... that'd be right, quit now I have a splinter in my ass
Reply #1588 Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:26 PM
I am sitting pretty on Ouahu of Borg.......no greenish/brown goo here.
Reply #1589 Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:08 PM
I am Steve Austin of Borg... and thanks to the marvels of science I now have a bionic implant
Reply #1590 Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:47 AM
I am Bionic Procurer of Borg......Steve Austin of Borg......you're late in bringing your implant in for a tune up. Should you delay much further flapping in the breeze will be the least of your problems. A limp nonfunctional implant does not serve the Collective very well.
Reply #1591 Wednesday, March 21, 2012 5:21 AM
I am Weather Bureau of Borg and this is a severe weather warning for all implant owners. It is advised to keep all implants tethered as a category 6 breeze is expected to blow through here this afternoon and blow off a roof or three.
Reply #1592 Wednesday, March 21, 2012 7:56 AM
I am Severe Weather Watch of Borg atop Mt. Penistuba.
RUN!!!
Reply #1593 Wednesday, March 21, 2012 11:24 PM
I am Storm Shelter Manager of Borg... and there are a lot of members of the Collective who have brought in their implants to shelter from the storm. Hmmmm, I can see somebody getting their eye poked out if they're not careful.
Reply #1594 Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:28 AM
I am Replacement Parts R us of Borg............we're running a sale today on brand new used optics. 25 bars of Kandheet minimum purchase.
Reply #1595 Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:30 AM
I am Dolly Parton of Borg... ya know, I caught a guy from Optic Implants Pty Ltd of Borg copping an optic down my cleavage yesterday, so I had me a deliberate nipple slip and poked his eye out.
Reply #1596 Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:45 PM
I am Replacement Parts Rus of Borg.........I have brand new used optics for sale. Going once...going twice....
Reply #1597 Friday, March 23, 2012 12:15 AM
I am Pawn Shop Pro of Borg... I have some slightly second-hand vibrating implants in their original packaging for those who find Viagra not particularly useful.... and the vibrating part is so handy because you can just lay on the bottom and let it do all the hard work for you.
Reply #1599 Saturday, March 24, 2012 12:13 AM
I have been blanked by Borg... now my implant will only work if I plug it into the power socket. Oh how I wish I had gotten the battery powered version so I could go portable.
Reply #1600 Saturday, March 24, 2012 7:56 PM
I are Replacement Part Rus of Borg...did I hear some is in need of a portable implant? We have a special on them today for one day only. Buy one portable Type 5b (for Beta) and get 10% off your next purchase of Pillsburky's synthetic chocolate covered, vanilla bean flavored size XXL boxers.
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Reply #1581 Monday, March 19, 2012 3:24 AM
I am porn of borg, and i feel it flapping in the breeze all the time!!!