I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #561 Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:54 AM
I am Windowblinds of Borg... your curtains are obsolete: from now on all Windows will be adorned with shiny new blinds.
starkers
Reply #562 Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:57 AM
I am silicon of Borg... I like breasts as much as the next bloke, but I hate being stuffed into plastic bags and called breast implants before the twain shall meet.
Jim Latimer
Reply #563 Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:02 AM

I am HAL of Borg...I'm sorry Dave, but I can't open the pod bay doors.

starkers
Reply #564 Thursday, June 12, 2008 2:31 PM
I an Doctor Smith of Borg... oh the pain, Will Robinson, the pain... I assimilated my lunch to fast and now I have indigestion in my implanted stomach.
starkers
Reply #565 Thursday, June 12, 2008 2:35 PM
I am Will Robinson Of Borg... You're a woos, Dr Smith, a real woos.... and if that's your 'implant' in your pocket, I really, really hope it's not cos you're glad to see me.
Nemesite
Reply #566 Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:03 PM
I am Matthew Perry of borg....could i BE any more of a drone
Chahk
Reply #567 Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:15 PM
Master Yoda of the Borg I am. Assimilated you will be, yes.
Chahk
Reply #568 Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:24 PM
I am Joe Pesci of Borg. What do you mean I'm funny? I mean funny like I'm a drone, I make you laugh? I'm here to amuse you? .... Haha, I almost had you there, prepare to be assimilated.
sydneysiders
Reply #569 Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:44 PM
I am Taxi driver of Borg......

You assimilatin’ me....?
You assimilatin’ me...?
You assimilatin’ me.....?
Then who the hell else are you assimilatin’.....you assimilatin’ me?
Well I’m the only one here.....who the f*ck do you think you’re assimilatin’......
Wizard1956
Reply #570 Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:55 PM
I am Dr.Pepper of Borg....you will be assimilated into 23 flavors.
mike b1954
Reply #571 Thursday, June 12, 2008 9:43 PM
That's a clever one, sydneysiders ...     
starkers
Reply #572 Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:07 PM
I am Head Surgeon of Borg.... what d'ya mean you want me to circumcise more Borg baby boys, so you can experiment more with... um, more organic implants!
starkers
Reply #573 Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:10 AM
I am Michael Jackson of Borg....oi, head surgeon, when are you gonna replace my wiener with a decent sized implant.... so's I can play with the 'big' boys instead.
Wizard1956
Reply #574 Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:52 AM
I am FireFox 3 of Borg...you will be assimilated faster than you've ever been assimilated before.
starkers
Reply #575 Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:20 AM
I am FireFox 3 of Borg...you will be assimilated faster than you've ever been assimilated before.


I am Internet Explorer of Borg.... you should oughta have more respect for yer elders, Firefox 3. I might be older and eons slower than you, but I'll eventually get the job done... one day.
sydneysiders
Reply #576 Sunday, June 15, 2008 5:07 AM
I am Bogey of Borg......"Here's assmilatin' you kid......"
starkers
Reply #577 Sunday, June 15, 2008 9:57 AM
I am Jimmy Stewart of Borg....you wouldn't know it, but I, I, I, stuttered all thr, throu, through my assimilation.
sydneysiders
Reply #578 Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:20 AM
Bogey of Borg......Of all the assimilation joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine...
2of3
Reply #579 Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:35 PM
I'm James Bond of Borg. Bartender...one assimilation. Shaken, not stirred
starkers
Reply #580 Monday, June 16, 2008 12:38 AM
I am James Cagney of Borg... ya see, you dirty rat, it's like this, see, you touch my implant.... I fill ya full of lead, see!

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