I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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SKoriginals
Reply #361 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:02 AM
I am DesertFox of Borg... I can play games internally since being assimulated
SKoriginals
Reply #362 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:10 AM
I am Stephen Colbert of Borg... Borgs, When the Collective assimulates something on Monday, we assure you it is still assimulated on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.

I am Stephen Colbert of Borg... When you assimulate something right the first time, you never have to assimulate it again.
Vampothika
Reply #363 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:20 AM
I am normality of borg........its a boring life but somebody had to do it........
Vampothika
Reply #364 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:23 AM
I am d*ckhead of borg....... thats right you heard me, im number one in my own mind, i think woman adore me, and others bow down at my feet.....i have 5 trillion girlfriends on line, but still i cannot get any sex......wtf is wrong with my assimulation?
Vampothika
Reply #365 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:28 AM
I am crackers the clown of borg........maybe i should get into shape......
Vampothika
Reply #366 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:30 AM
i am double post of borg...... post assimulated..........
SKoriginals
Reply #367 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:32 AM
I am Erk of Borg... resistance is futile, I will wERK
SKoriginals
Reply #368 Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:32 AM
i am double post of borg...... post assimulated..........


  
2of3
Reply #369 Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:34 AM
We are SK and Kitty of Borg......we can't spell assimilated!

He he
SKoriginals
Reply #370 Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:43 AM
I am SK of Borg... assimilate my spelling, PLEASE!
2of3
Reply #371 Sunday, April 13, 2008 5:37 AM
Seriously, SK and Kitty, thanks for joining us on this thread! Keep 'em comin'
starkers
Reply #372 Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:03 AM
I am SK of Borg... assimilate my spelling, PLEASE!


Just don't ask/get Zubaz of Borg to help with your speeling... his assimilation was not complete and thus has frequent bouts of Zubish/issues with the written word.

The Collective tried an experimental implant, thinking it may have been dyslexia, but that just gave him X-ray vision, which 7 of 9 objected to quite strongly.
starkers
Reply #373 Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:10 AM
I am kitty of Borg...Orright, who's the smart assimilator who put that tray of litter in the corner?
starkers
Reply #374 Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:17 AM
I am Po` Smedley of Borg...Ooops! Sorry kitty, but I put it there hoping to catch that crazy cat, Skinhit, with it... when wet the granules go off like Coco Pops, but with a much bigger bang..hehe!

Vampothika
Reply #375 Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:39 PM
hahahaha.......@starkers.......... too funny mate..

I am kitty of borg.... I cheated and copied sk's spelling of assimulated, it looked right and logically correct.........now I must assimilate the litter tray...............    

.......and after that, sk will pay for his spelling treachory............  
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #376 Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:56 PM
I am emo of Borg... nobody wants to assimilate me, I'm all alone and the collective hates me...
mike b1954
Reply #377 Sunday, April 13, 2008 7:04 PM
I am the ASSIMILATOR , and You have been Borgled !!!
starkers
Reply #378 Monday, April 14, 2008 12:07 AM
.now I must assimilate the litter tray.


NO, NO!!! Don't do that! It leaves your mouth dry and feeling like the bottom of a cockies cage.

......and after that, sk will pay for his spelling treachory..


I am starkers of Borg... hey kitty, I have just the implant to assist in that endeavour.... going very cheap as well. It was originally designed to make Collective warriors fearless, but was found defective... instead of becoming mean and fearsome, implantees were assimilating daytime soaps and crying during the sad bits.
starkers
Reply #379 Monday, April 14, 2008 12:19 AM
Or there again, kitty, I have some cheap anal implants that make very embarrassing noises when the implantee is sitting.
starkers
Reply #380 Monday, April 14, 2008 12:20 AM
I am Condaleeza Rice of Borg... I want an implant like the one Monica Lewinsky got.

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